A/N: I sadly don't own POTC or any of their characters. Excuse some typos you might find, or some factually incorrect stuff in this fic. It's my first one, so be nice and please R&R!
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Months ago it seemed like a bright idea for Jack to go and find himself a girl in Tortuga like he usually did when they stopped there, like Gazelle and Scarlet. It's not uncommon for Jack Sparrow to have no way of showing a woman proper affections, the only way he can spoil her is in the sheets. While he was there he met a young woman named Nicollet was a few years younger than him and a couple inches shorter. She was working at on of Jack's favorite pubs in Tortuga when he sat on a stool staring at drunk girl's behinds as they passed him, a perverted smile plastered on his face.
The old, balding bartender put a way a clean glass and asked Jack in his raspy voice, "'Ey there, Jack, you be wantin' the usual?"

He nodded. "Aye," he responded without taking his brown eyes of a skinny blonde girl walking into the pub.

"Nicollet! C'mere woman! Get this man 'is rum!"

Jack fell instantly in love with the brown eyed, brown haired waitress in Tortuga and immediately asked her out. Of course the same night they went out he spoiled her with his 'improper affections' because both of them had quite too many drinks.

He had never met such an excruciating woman in all his life, not to mention it was all very pleasurable. Somehow in the twisted ness of his own mind he found it fitting to marry this woman.

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Months Later…

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"Bloody hell," Jack mumbled as he pushed the heel of his palm against his forehead, "I forgot the ring."
"Stop fooling around, she's gonna be walking down the isle!" Will said franticly, pacing around near Jack.
"I aint bloody fooling 'round, boy! I forgot the ring!"
Will stood there and gaped at Jack and almost refused to believe what he was hearing. Could Jack actually be that forgetful to not remember his fiancé's wedding ring on the day of their wedding? Jack had been sitting on a tree stump and leapt off and darted towards the dock where the Black Pearl waited. He was going to get the silver ring with a circle of diamonds encrusted around the most precious gem he could ever imagine, a black pearl.
"Where are you going!" Will shouted behind him.
"I'm goin' to get her ring!" He answered and added, "She'll have my neck if she finds out I forgot it!"
Will simply shook his head, and because the wedding was outdoors, crept around a large tree and watched Nicollet begin to walk the isle. Jack made it in time to walk down and meet her at the alter smiling. A stream of sweat rolled down his forehead as he smiled a cheesy smile at Nicollet.
"Where were you?" She questioned, but nobody watching could tell because she talked without moving her lips. It appeared as if she was just smiling. Jack did the same.
"Uhh…Just forget it, a'right?"

"No."

"I didn't forget your wedding ring if that's what you're wondering...Are you mad?"
"'Course not!"
"Tha's great, luv."
They said their 'I do's' and promised till death do them part they'd love each other. Mrs. and Mr. Captain Jack Sparrow strolled down the isle with linked arms and boarded the Black Pearl.

"To Tortuga, Mr. Gibbs!" Jack shouted as the new couple bid farewell to Will and Elizabeth, who were deciding to stay at Port Royal for a while with Jack, their son.

"Aye, Captain!"
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Days later, as the Black Pearl docks at Tortuga…
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"One…Two…Three…GO!"
Thumping up to the deck in a race, Nicollet grabbed Jack by the shoulders and kissed him as deep as she could. Jack thought that the little race was all just a diversion so Nicollet could catch him at the right moment for a make-out session. She stopped and ran ahead of him, touching the deck when she got there.
"Scooooreee! I win!" Nicollet cried.
"Oh c'mon luv that's cheatin'," Jack said, smiling and pulling her closer to continue kissing.
"Land ho, Tortuga dead ahead!" One of the crew members announced.

"Ready fer our honeymoon, luv?"
"Mhm, let's go."

A/N: Sorry it's short, I wanted to see if I can get at least two good reviews off this chapter before continuing with my fic.