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Gandalf hit Aragorn with his staff and Aragorn poked Gandalf with his sword. The little poke-bopping war lasted for about three minutes and seventeen seconds until a cloud of purple smoke poofed out of nowhere and Elrond walked out of it. As Master Elrond walked out of the smoke, big flowers the size of Gandalf's hat started falling from the sky. Everyone stopped watching the war waged between wizard and ranger to gape at Elrond with expressions of confusion and awe. Elrond smiled smugly and raised his arms in a wide and friendly manner.

"My dear Fellowship, as you know, I am a master of healing and I have the cure you seek! This boredom spell which has been cast upon Rivendell shall be broken."

Everyone continued to stare at Elrond with dropped jaws.

Chapter: Elrond's New Look and the Portal

The Fellowship's eyed Elrond questioningly. It was truly I sight to see when Lord Elrond poofed out of nowhere with his long beautiful hair made into an afro! Not only that, but he also wore a headband with a smiley face in the middle, and funky pink sunglasses. On each finger he had a ring and he also wore a big chain around his neck with a peace sign on it. Besides the accessories and the wonderful hairdo, Lord Elrond was clad in big platform shoes, poofy bellbottom pants, a rainbow belt with a heart on it's belt buckle, and a tye-dyed with shirt with a big flower on it.

Elrond gave the Fellowship a cool, laidback grin and flashed a peace sign.

"What's up my brothers? Peace." said the elf.

All four hobbits and Gimli fell to their knees, clutching their sides from their seamsplitting fits of laughter. Legolas stared at Elrond in disbelief, wondering if perhaps he has seen some horrid evil to drive him to such insanity. Boromir coughed to cover up his girlish giggles and Gandalf chuckled as Aragorn continued to eye Elrond suspiciously. Suddenly horror crept onto Aragorn's face and screamed.

"You've been in my closet! What are you doing with my clothes?!!!"

The four hobbits and Gimli stopped laughing immediately and the whole world seemed to stop turning. A little bird, not too far away, stopped it's merry bird singing/laughing and gawked at the ranger. Everyone looked at Aragorn for some time until Gandalf walked up to him and laid a gnarled hand upon his shoulder. A look of concern was in Gandalf's eyes and he spoke to Aragorn.

"Aragorn, I'm sure that Master Elrond would not go into your closet and steal your clothes, none the less put them on! For I have looked in your closet and found some very interesting things, but none of these clothes Elrond has on now were in there. However, I did find five of Master Elrond's Elven maids, tied up and thrown in a bundle inside your closet." Gandalf said with a hint of humor in his eyes. Everyone stared at Aragorn with eyes the size of saucers because of this information and were thrown into another fit of hysteric giggles and laughter. Elrond simply smiled and said, "These are not my clothes, my brother." Pippin jumped up to Elrond and inspected his new attire with curiosity.

"Where'd you get them then?" Pippin asked as he twisted the rings around Elrond's fingers. Elrond pulled his hand away in annouance and spoke to the Fellowship again, not without bopping poor Pippin on the head. (A/N: Sorry Pippin fans)

"Do you seek a cure for this accursed spell, or do you wish to remain and lay about like logs?" Elrond asked.

"Bring out the ale!" Gimli said suddenly. "We'll have some real entertainment once we have some refreshing ale." Merry and Pippin immediately perked up at the mention of ale and let out a gleeful shout. Legolas snorted and rolled his eyes in a very unelfy manner.

"Yes, nothing better than a drunken Dwarf for entertainment." Legolas remarked sarcastically.

"At least a Dwarf knows how to have a good time!" Gimli shot back.

"Are you saying that an Elf does not know how to have fun?" Legolas questioned angrily.

Gimli advanced upon the Elf and, if he were but a bit taller he could have spat, "Yes!" in his face.

Gimli and Legolas argued and shouted and growled and hissed and just flat out bickered. Soon the two launched into a whirlwind of dust and could be seen no more, except for the occasional fists, feet, and head popping out of the fight. (A/N: You know, those cartoon type fights?) No one really noticed though, because the remaining seven of the Fellowship had turned to the new Elrond and asked various questions about his 'cure' and where exactly he acquired his clothes.

"My friends, I will answer all of your question later. But now, I must show you something rather remarkable." Elrond grinned. Looking over to the quarreling Elf and Dwarf, his grin faded. "Legolas! Gimli! Do not fight and bicker amongst yourselves. Come with me, all of you. Let me show you something."

Everyone followed Elrond to his bedroom and he presented the fellowship his closet.

"This my friends, is a magical portal that transports me to another world. Behold the--!"

"The destruction zone? The void of no return? A CHOLOSTAPHOBICS nightmare?" Merry inturrupted.(A/N: That's wot my closet looks like. You can harldy step a foot inside.)

"In short: Your closet?" Sam translated.

"No! I cleaned out my closet last week. Behold....," Elrond paused to build suspense. "the portal.....," the wall of suspense was about sixty feet tall now. "tooooo......," suspense towered over the Fellowship like the Empire State Building. "THE 60'S!!!!!"

Dun dun duuuuuuuun!!

As Elrond said this, he flung open the closet door and a swirling magical portal erupted from the back of the closet. Everyone jumped back in surprise and kept a safe distance from it. Pippin felt a sudden courage explode inside him and he bravely strode forward to the swirling magical portal. He looked in the closet and let out a sigh of disappointment.

"What's wrong Pip?" Merry asked as he cautiously walked beside Pippin.

"I don't see any Elven maids in here, Merry," Pippin replied sadly.

Aragorn suddenly leapt forward to the hobbits, making them jump out of their cute hobbit clothes. There was a crazed glint in his eye and a hint of nervousness in his voice.

"Of course there aren't any maids in here Peregrin! Why would there be? There are no maids in any closets here, or in Rivendell. Especially not in my closet! Why on Middle-Earth would there be any of Elronds' maids in my closet? Stop accusing me!"

Merry and Pippin stared at Aragorn nervously and slooowly backed away from him, only to be sucked into the portal with a yelp. And from there, one by one, the Fellowship jumped into the portal. When it came Aragorn's turn, Elrond stopped him.

"You will return my maids?" Elrond asked, more of a command than a request.

Aragorn laughed nervously, "Of course I will."

Elrond flashed a bubblly smile and nodded and seemed to accept this answer and said, "OK!". Just as he was about to walk into the portal he stopped and turned back to Aragorn.

"Arwen too. You will not keep her in the closest because she needs fresh air." Elrond added.

Aragorn gulped nervously, "Of course!" as Elrond turned to walk in the portal.

Then Elrond spun around again and added, "Oh! Before you let her out, stop by my room and get her leash and muzzle. You wouldn't want to be mauled, would you?"

"Would I ever!" Aragorn shouted happily before he could think about what he had just said. Aragon's face flushed immediately and sweatdropped anime style. Elrond gave the poor ranger the most horrid glare possible and his nostrils flared. Aragorn laughed nervously before correcting himself.

"Would I ever NOT like to be mauled by your lovely daughter" sputtered the ranger.

"Oh. So there's a problem with my little Arwen, that you would not like to be mauled by her?" Elrond said accusingly.

The confused ranger stared at the Elf before him. 'The Elf has to be smoking something!' he assumed.

"WELL?! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY ARWEN?!!!!!!!!" Elrond roared to thin air because poor, frightened Aragorn had jumped into the portal.

Elrond looked around his room to make sure no one was watching or eavesdropping before sneaking over to the far end of his wide, portal-bearing closet. There, under a pile of clothes and junk, were seven of Elronds' maids.

"Hush now, I'll be back soon." He cooed before dropping the clothes and junk back on the girls.

And then, the corrupt Lord Elrond of Rivendell jumped into the portal. Unaware of the twist of events that lay before him and the Fellowship.

A/N: I'm so so so so so so so so sooooooooo sorry that I haven't updated for months, for those of you who have read my boring ONE CHAPTER. I get the most horrible case of writer's block. But I think I've come up with a plot. I think I'll do--wait, I can't tell you! Na na na na na na! Mwhahahaha, it's so fun to be an author. I think I'll just go with the flow, so I don't know what's going to happen. Okay, if I don't get, like five to seven reviews, should I stop writing? If you really want me to continue, you can review multiple times if you want. Well, THANK YOU SO MUCH to those who have reviewed my chapter. I love you so much cuz you're my first reviewers! hugs Please give me some suggestions. Toodles!

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