A/N: Okay, some crazy voice inside my head told me that there might ACTUALLY be people out there that are enjoying my story! I told that voice to shut the heck up and go stuff their face with fudge monkies, buuuut it didn't listen. So I have decided to give chapter three a shot. And if I forgot to tell you all earlier or something like that, I have no clue where this story is going, so don't be surprised if I revise some chapters here and there. I may actually make this into one of those 'fellowship of the ring gets stuck in modern time/somebodies house' thing. Just for the heck of it. If you've already read a bunch of these types of stories and are like, "Not another one of these" you have two options...

1.) Click the back button a few times and look for something way more interesting than my story.

2.) BE A VERY NICE PERSON AND READ MY FANFICTION!

Seriously people, humor me and read it. OH! F.Y.I....none of the LOTR characters are going to be in this chapter. This chapter is going to be about two girls in the modern world, where the story will probably take place. Just please bear with me. I promise the next chapter will be better.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings....but I DO own copies of the dvd's in my room! And a poster, and a cardboard cutout of Legolas...hehe....and any original characters I decide to throw in here.

Previous Chapter

The confused ranger stared at the Elf before him. 'The Elf has to be smoking something!' he assumed.

"WELL?! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY ARWEN?!!!!!!!!" Elrond roared to thin air because poor, frightened Aragorn had jumped into the portal.

Elrond looked around his room to make sure no one was watching or eavesdropping before sneaking over to the far end of his wide, portal-bearing closet. There, under a pile of clothes and junk, were seven of Elronds' maids.

"Hush now, I'll be back soon." He cooed before dropping the clothes and junk back on the girls.

And then, the corrupt Lord Elrond of Rivendell jumped into the portal. Unaware of the twist of events that lay before him and the Fellowship.

Chapter: Two New Girls And A Cardboard Cutout

"Get BACK here you poster thief!"

Laura, a fourteen year old girl, rampaged through her hallway and down the stairs, persuing a runaway cardboard cutout of Legolas from Lord of the Rings and her soon to be ex-friend Abby, if she didn't return her precious Legolas.

"No!" Abby wailed. "I looooooooove him! And he loves me too!"

"Abby, if you haven't noticed, it's cardboard! A box with a picture on it!" Laura yelled as she chased her giddy friend around her entry way and dining room.

Okay, Laura was one of those girls who admired Orlando Bloom and his character in Lord of the Rings, but she didn't worship him for Pete's sake. Abby, on the other hand, was convinced that she would marry him. Laura would have to literally hold Abby away from her poster so she wouldn't maul it.

Laura finally corned Abby in the kitchen; half growling, half giggling. Abby was all bubblely with laughter and clutched her hostage firmly, refusing to let go. 'Ohhh, there had better not be any drool on him.' Laura hopefully thought to herself. Laura's eyes flicked over to a small space between her fridge and the wall and spotted a mop. If worst comes to worst, she could use the mop to bat the rabid fifteen year old fangirl away from her fragile poster.

"Back! Back, I say!" Abby cried. "He's mine! Legolas is mine! You do not love him as I do. We're gonna go get married, and live in a condo in Florida, and have lots of kids, and--" her rant was interrupted by Laura, who had grabbed the mop from behind her fridge and advanced upon Abby menicangly. Abby, surprisingly, released the cutout looked around for something to defend herself with. The broom was too far away, as well as the spatula and frying pans. As Laura approached to reclaim her stolen cardboard cutout, Abby had whipped out the hose from the sink and sprayed her with cold water. Laura gasped and attempted to shield herself from the assalt.

"Ahh! I'm melting! I'm melting!" Laura cried dramatically and wacked Abby with the mop.

As the war waged on in the kitchen Laura's mother pulled into the driveway. Laura and Abby failed to notice this and as Laura's mother came in through the back door with some groceries, she was sprayed by water and dropped her bags. The two girls stopped immediately and stared at Laura's mother, waiting for some sort of outburst. Laura's mom glared at the two girls and put her hands on her hips in a very mother-like style. Laura and Abby laughed nervously.

"Hehe, hey mom. We didn't hear you come in," said Laura. Abby nodded furiously.

"Clean this up now! And if I were any other mom I'd say that Abby can't spend the night, but because I'm nice I'll let her stay."

"Thank you mommie!" Laura squealed and bounced over to hug her mom.

"I said NOW! And put those groceries away. Both of you." her mother said as she walked away, leaving the girls to clean the mess they had made.

"Wow. I wish I had your mom. She's so nice." Abby said as she grabbed a few paper towels and a sponge. Laura smiled.

"Yeah, for the most part. You don't want to see her on her other days." Laura said as she began to mop up most of the water. After a few moments she remembered her precious cardboard Legolas. To her dismay it was soaking wet as well and the ink was running down it. Her Legolas was no more. She cried out and fell to the floor dramatically.

A/N: I'm so sorry if this was completely boring for you! But I just thought I'd try taking the story this way. You know, the whole 'the fellowship falls into a modern world' thingy. Well, please review. Tell me if this completely sucked and what-not. I will gladly accept any type of review.....even flames, because they will tell me how bad I'm doing and how I can fix this. I promise that the story will have the fellowship back in it next chapter, okay? Toodles for now.

Krissy119