Disclaimer: Who on earth would be dumb enough to believe me even if I did say I owned LOTR? But for those of you who have no common sense.......sigh I do not own Lord of the Rings, but I DO own Abby, Laura, Nibbles, Spitzy, and whoever else I throw in here.
Pervious Chapter:
"Come on, we've got lots and lots of talking to do," Laura said and led them to the living room and added an afterthought, more to herself then the men following her. "and I'm not going to like it at all."
Chapter: Disney Movies!!!--YAY!
Finally the Fellowship gathered in the living room and settled themselves. Laura leaned against the wide empty doorway with her arms crossed across her chest and Abby stood more towards the center and gazed around the living room. Laura sighed and held her forehead. This was totally unexpected and very confusing, not to mention troublesome, mind-boggleing, and kinda funny in some sick twisted way, but very stressful! What was she to do about this? Abby took notice of this and decided to start off the meeting.
"Okay," Abby breathed and dully clapped her hands together a few times in long sweeping motions. "Hmm. What to do, what to do? Okay, first off we all need to be properly introduced."
With saying this a thought came to the mind of Abby. She took an instant liking to the idea, but had a small debate with herself about it. She then came to the conclusion that she must be 'properly' introduced to...hehe, guess who.....
Abby grinned to and launched herself at Legolas. Picture this, Abby launching herself from doorway, over coffee table, and onto Legolas's lap all in one giant leap. That's about fifteen size 8 converse shoes.
"Hey hott stuff, let's get 'properly' acquainted. I'm Abby. Will you run away with me and take me as your bride? To be my husband, companion, friend, love, slave, love-slave?" Abby hugged herself tightly to the distressed elf and nuzzled her head under his chin. Legolas yelped and threw her off of him and onto the floor in response. Abby fell to the floor with an ' OOF ' but picked herself up and dusted herself off. Legolas inched away from her and attempted to melt into the couch. Laura walked over to Abby and began to haul the protesting teen away from the Fellowship.
"I'm sorry about that my dear Legolas," Laura apologized. "please do not be frightened by her, she's just on a temporary sugar high...I hope." Laura eyed Abby suspicously.
"Nope, this is all natural. But yes, do not be afaid." Abby smiled as if nothing had happened and turned to Gandalf. "So Gandalf, how did you guys come here again?" Gandalf stood and looked directly at the duo.
"First of all I did not yet tell you how we came to be here. Secondly, how do you know of us? And thirdly, please refrain from attacking Legolas, or any of us for that matter, again." Gandalf said sagely and nodded his head toward Legolas. "The effects are quite violent, as you can see."
Laura and Abby looked at each other and hesitated answering questions number 2.
"Well..." Abby shifted her weight from foot to foot anxiously. "it's kinda complicated. Do you think we should tell them, Laura?"
Laura thought on this for a while and shook her head. "Not everything, but they do have a right to know. I mean, if I was thrown into Middle Earth and people knew about me, I'd be kinda freaked and curious and all that stuff, too."
Aragorn leaned forward from his position on the couch.
"It appears that you know who we are and where we're from, yet you are in a completely different world. What kind of witchcraft do you use to spy on us and for what reason?" Aragorn asked quizically. The rest of the Fellowship nodded in agreement.
"Aye, and you better not be lyin' either." Gimli added menicingly.
"Look, we can't really tell you everything because that would be bad. But what we can tell you is that lots of people here know about you because...uhh....." Abby paused and thought for a moment.
"There are books and movies about you!" Laura finished and recieved curious looks from the Fellowship.
"Movies?" Sam asked.
"What are movies?" Frodo asked out of complete curiousity.
"A movie is when you get a whole bunch of people together and they act a story out on a setting. A movie is usually based on a story and made for people's entertainment." Laura replied very smartly and walked over to a shelf and presented the Fellowship various movies. Mostly Disney movies. (A/N: My Disney Movies! You stay back! Myyyy prrreciooouuussss......oO;) "See? Most movies are just made up though. Some are based on true stories, but there are mostly fictional movies in here." Laura began digging through her collection of movies, looking at the backs of the movies and commenting them.
The Fellowship gathered around and craned their necks to see the movies. Gandalf had another question, but Abby answered him before he could speak his question.
"And as we said, there's a movie about you guys too. Don't ask why there's a movie, but because of the movie you're all kinda famous around here. You probably shouldn't go out around town. People would hassle us and start questioning us, and there would be all sorts of problems." Abby blurted out and picked out a movie and read the summary on the back.
There was an strange momentary silence that followed Abby's statement. Everyone sat there and soaked this all in. There were so many thoughts and questions running through their minds.
Wow, Abby just acts dumb. She actually has some intelligence.--Laura
I wonder if Laura is questioning my intelligence? Mwhaha, you thought I was dumb, didn't you Laura?--Abby
This is quite the situation...Oh, this looks cute--Aragorn
I swear, if that girl jumps on me again I'll...I'll....I don't know what I'll do.--Legolas
I still don't know what movies are...--Frodo
The Little Mirmaid...Pinoccho...Dumbo...Cinderella...Snow White...--Samwise
I want to watch a movie! I wantawantawantawantawanta watch a mooooovie!--Pippin
.........................--Merry
Is there any ale around here? Oh! This looks interesting, eh, what is this? Resident Evil...--Gimli
There's a movie about us? We're famous? COOL!--Boromir
I would really like to see that movie about us......I WILL see that movie before we leave!...And maybe that one there, too.--Gandalf
Suddenly...
"AHH!" Frodo cried and jumped onto the couch. Everyone else in the room screamed in response and stared at the shaking ring bearer perched on the top of the couch. Frodo crouched down and held onto the couch and managed to point down at the floor and stutter an explanation.
"Wha-wha-what...i-i-i-is that?" Frodo pointed a finger to the floor.
Everyone followed his finger to the floor and found themselves staring at a fluffy kitty cat, mewing at them cutely, beggin for attention.
"Crackers!" Laura squealed and plopped to the floor and began to scratch the old cat's ears affectionately.
The Fellowship eased up slightly and stared at the cat. (A/N: Ever notice how much 'staring' goes on in this story?)
"Crackers?" Merry asked and inched toward the cat. "Is that it's name?"
Laura suddenly had a mood swing from stressful and grumpy to happy and giddy and bubblely and....ya.
"Yup! She's my kitty!" Laura began to sway from side to side happily as she petted Crackers.
"Why do you have an animal in your house? Aren't they suppose to be outside?" Pippin asked and both Merry and Pippin began to pet Crackers.
"No!" Laura cried distressfully. "My kitty's NOT goin' outside! No No NO! She'd be run over by a car, or get lost and scared and cold and, and, and....ya! She stays inside, got that?!"
The Fellowship, Abby, and Crackers and gone to the other side of the room and kept their distance from the sudden and completely unexpected outburst. Laura could feel her cheeks flush with embarrisment and bit her lip. She chuckled nervously.
"So...you guys hungry?" Abby asked and glanced at the Fellowship surrounding her in the safety of the other side of the room. A very VERY loud grumble errupted from nine stomachs. You could almost hear the grumbling sound saying, "YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!" Abby took that as a yes and walked over to the dining room and searched for the pizza boxes she and Abby had carelessly tossed aside in the chaos of the strange storm in Laura's house.
"Laurrrra, where did we put the pizzzzzzza?" Abby said in a singsong tone.
Laura held up two, fortunately for the Fellowship, still hot and non-devoured large pizzas. Laura coughed to get Abby's attention to show her that they were still in the living room where they had left them. Abby turned and stared dumbly at the pizza boxes and mouthed 'oh'. Abby walked over and grabbed one of the pizza boxes and presented it to the Fellowship.
"Voila! Une pizza!"
The Fellowship stared dumbly at Abby.
"It's French for, 'That's pizza'...DUH" Abby rolled her eyes.
The Fellowship continued to stare dumbly at Abby.
"It's a foreign language." Abby explained.
Still recieveing dumb looks.
Abby sighed in frustration and opened the pizza box. "EAT IT!" She shoved a slice of pizza in the face closest to her and an unfortunate elf found himself with a mouth full of pizza. Everyone stared at the scene in shock and waited. Abby's eyes grew wide in disbelief. Did she just slap a slice of bread, cheese, meat, and sauce onto the beautiful face of her lover? Legolas swallowed and commented the pizza.
"That's not so bad," he said and licked his lips.
"Oh I'm sososososososososososooooo sorry, my beloved!" Abby cried and flung herself at Legolas. She locked her arms around his neck and let out a short sob, but it ended quickly as she began to lick the pizza sauce off of Legolas's face. Legolas turned blue in the face and he felt his body become rigid. He had to force his arms to move so he could pry the hormone crazed teen off of him. After getting Abby halfway off of him everyone turned their heads to Laura who was....laughing. Laughing at Legolas? Laughing at Abby? Who knew, but Laura was just laughing insanely and she fell to the floor, tears streaming down her face. Abby had let go of Legolas and walked over to Laura.
"Laura, you okay?" Abby asked and recieved a load of giggles and laughter in return.
"Laura..." Abby said and shook Laura's already shaking body. "Laura, BREATH woman! BREATH!"
This actually sent Laura into even more hysterical fits of laughter. She curled up into a ball and clutched her sides tightly. She gasped for air. She was becoming dizzy from the lack of oxygen and her sides started to reallly hurt. After a few moments everyone else began to laugh lightly and sat down and ate the pizza. About forty-five minutes later the pizza was gone, everyone had been properly introduced (A/N: Not Abby's way, mind you ) and given their places to sleep. Once everyone was in bed Abby and Laura sat on their own couches and talked together in hushed tones.
"What if your mom comes home early, Laura?" Abby whispered.
"I really don't know. I was hoping you had an idea of what to do." Laura replied and thought.
"Hmm."
"Well," Laura said and propped herself up on her elbow and faced Abby. "Gandalf 'did' say that they were here for three days...my mom comes home Monday night....we've got the whole weekend and.....aawwww FUDGE MONKIES!" Laura shouted and quickly clamped a hand over her mouth.
"What?" Abby asked.
"Tomorrow's Friday, we got school tomorrow," Laura explained. Abby chuckled and shrugged her shoulders, completely unfaized by this information.
"Don't worry, we'll just skip," Abby replied cooly. Abby had skipped school quite a few times in the past and present.
Laura threw Abby and dumbfounded glance.
"Skip? You want me to skip?"
"Ooooh yea, I forgot. You're the goody-two-shoes-momma's-perfect-baby-who-never-does-anything-wrong kinda girl," Abby clasped her hands toghether and cast Laura a sarcastic look of complete innocence. Laura cringed. Any trace of innocence on Abby's face was just...not...right.
Laura still wasn't too happy with the idea and laid back down on the couch. Abby closed her eyes and let out a gigantic yawn.
"Dont' worry Laura. You're not a teenager until you've done 'something' bad in your life."
Laura thought for a second and sat up.
"What about the time when--"
"That doesn't count!" Abby interupted. Laura thought a moment longer.
"You sure?" Laura asked.
"Yes"
"Really? Cause I would have thought that--"
"Go. To. SLEEP!"
(A/N: I am so so so so so so so so sooooo sorry that I haven't updated. I was gonna make this chapter extra long to make up for the time I've kept you guys waiting, but I decided to just update. Well, I'd like to thank those of you who have given me suggestions; I will use them to my advantage and such. Haha! Now that I think of it, I do have ONE excuse as to why I have not updated. My computer had like, 5 FREAKIN' VIRUSES in it and we didn't even know about it! I know, lame excuse, but oh well. Next chapter there will be a school of 11, or possibly more, fish floating around the unnamed town of Laura and Abby. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLES!
Krissy119 :D
p.s. the website for Spitzy and Nibbles WILL be up.....eventually....