Author's Notes: Well here we are, I've decided to write another chapter. Thank you all soooo much for the reviews! Yall are much too sweet!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter etc etc.
Chapter Two: To Grandfathers' House We Go!
Sirius sat in the large comfortable midnight blue abyss that was his recliner. He leaned back, and opened The Daily Prophet, slowly turning each page after a moment's glance. Nothing truly important was happening in the world, with the war fought and won years ago newspapers now turned to interviews with celebrities. Not only was the wizarding world going at a slow pace, so was the life of Sirius and Remus. Sirius was on the verge of a peaceful and well-deserved nap, when Remus walked into the room.
"Oh isn't today lovely? Don't you just feel so…full of energy?" Remus asked.
"Mmm Hmm." Sirius mumbled.
"Wouldn't you like to, oh go out side and play catch or something?"
Sirius now all too suspicious lifted one eye and looked at Remus inquisitively. " Now why would I want to do something like that?"
"Because…Harry and Draco are bringing Dorian over for a visit and…"
"Hell no! No way on earth are you getting my to go outside and play with him. Don't you remember last time? He hit me in the balls and I couldn't get an erection for a week EVEN with Viagra." Sirius sprang up and attempted to stand, but his back got the better of him.
"Ah, honey come on he's so sweet, and…I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to hit you…well there at any rate…"
"No, no I refuse, help me get up and into the bathroom before he gets here."
Just then a loud pop was heard from the kitchen fireplace. "To late, Dorian's here." Remus pushed Sirius back into his recliner and told him, "Now you entertain him while I go make some cookies!"
Sirius was about to protest when a young boy walked into the living room. Even though his parent's were in their 70's Dorian himself was only 10 years old. Harry and Draco had been researching was to have a child since they had gotten married, but until a few years ago the only ways to achieve their goal were of old magik requiring a sacrifice. Harry had not wanted to be the cause of any one or anything losing it's life, after so many he had seen perish through out the war.
"Grandpa Remus!" Exclaimed the fair-haired teenage. He ran towards him and they both embraced.
" Hey, it's good to see you too, now I'm ganna go into the kitchen and bake some cookies, you two have fun okay?" Remus patted him on the head, and then walked out of the living room.
Dorian, though he had pale skin, seemed to give off a golden glow. He had flaxen hair like his Father, but his eyes were a stunning green like his Dad's. He wore a slim fitting grey-ridged sweater with a half neck zipper, and sand blasted jeans.
"HI grandpa Sirius, how are you?" He asked as he sat down on the love seat beside his recliner.
"Alright, how are things going at school, not getting into any trouble are we?"
"I'm not old enough to go to school yet Grandpa Sirius."
"Oh right."
They sat in awkward silence, tapping and strumming their fingers to their mind's melody. Moments more passed with out a word said. Till finally Dorian looked at Sirius and asked him, "Grandpa Sirius?"
"Yes?"
"How come Grandpa Lucius has a wife and you don't?"
"Well, because I have a husband." Sirius replied.
" I know that but where you not like good enough for a wife? How come you choose a husband instead?"
"I most certainly was good enough for a wife...maybe too good for a wife, and I choose a husband cause that's who I loved."
"Hmm okay"
Awkward silence had once again taken claim of the conversation between the two. Then Dorian looked up, "Grandpa Sirius?"
"Yes?"
"How come Grandpa Severus has lots of lady friends and you don't?"
Sirius's eye twitched at the name of his rival since ages old. "Because I was good enough to settle down instead of being a man whore with how many different people only god knows."
"Well how come you never had a bunch of lady friends? I mean were you really as smelly and ugly as Grandpa Severus says you were?"
Sirius looked outraged, " Of course I had lots of girls back a in the day! And Snivellus has no right to be talking!"
"Uh Huh of course not, that's why he's the one with all the ladies, Then again, Grandpa Severus said you never really were that good with the opposite sex, even when you were in school."
"Oh really now? Do you want to hear about how things REALLY were when we were in school together?"
"To tell you the truth…"
"Okay I'm glad to hear your not even the least bit willing to listen to your old dying Grandpa's mindless ramblings…I'll make sure to leave you out of the will."
"OMG YOU'RE DYING! I'm so sorry Grandpa Sirius, I'll listen!" Dorian's eyes bulged at the news of his grandfathers nearing death.
"No I'm not dying, but HA! You agreed to listen anyway so here we go let me tell you about a typical day back in…the day.
Every morning I would wake up to the beautiful music of harps. You see my fan club had thought that just the average ringing bell would be too harsh an awakening for me, so they had charmed my alarm to sound like a heavenly choir. I usually had to wait on all the other boys to get out of the shower, because I was so stunning that I drove one boy to therapy…no joke!
After getting ready I'd head down to the Great Hall, where a red carpet was always laid out for me. As I ate my breakfast I was lathered in praise from every girl, and a few of the guys. Tiffany handed me my homework, which she had been doing for me since 1st year.
"Nah Uh! No way, Some girl named Tiffany did not do your homework for you! Dad tells me all the time how you were at the friggin' top of your class and…"
"Hey Dorian, who's telling the story here, you or me?…and watch your fucking language. No back to my story."
Remus, James, Peter, and I would walk to our first class together. Some times they would be so worn out from having to keep my screaming fans off me with a stick.
"…Your joking...you actually had to keep girls off you with a stick?"
" Boys and Girls…though it was in all actuality Remus and James that kept them off me. Peter was to busy being a fat ugly prat…glare"
When we got to class the teacher would constantly tell the whole class what an amazing job I did on my homework, though not with out mentioning that Severus did not do his due to a severe case off herpes.
"Grandpa Severus never…"
"Boy will you let me finish my story or not?"
So, then our teacher would go on about sniveluss's various STD's contracted from his great grand father. We'd go to lunch; the house elves specially made me the finest French cuisine or what ever else I wished to eat that day. After a quick lunch, every one came to watch me practice for quditch, they waved banners in the air, praising me, worshipping me…
Sirius continued to ramble on about the good old days, but Dorian shut him out. His attention had been stolen by the intoxicating smell of Remus's home made chocolate chip cookies.
"Then I had an orgy with 7 girls and 4 guys every day at four…" Sirius's eyes had become unfocused as he retold the "true" events of his school days…to himself.
"Don't mind him…I don't think his old mind can remember that far back." Remus said while handing Dorian a box of cookies to take home.
"Uh-huh...well I'd better get going on back home. Bye grandpa Sirius, Bye grandpa Remus!" With that Dorian left…at every fast pace...more like running to the kitchen fireplace.
" Seven girls and four guys every day? I don't recall ever being invited." Remus said, he sat down on the arm of Sirius's recliner and removed his apron.
"Um…Well...I did it for you!"
"Really?"
"Yes! I knew that you liked to take control, so...I wore myself out before I got to the dormitories where you had your way with me!"
"Hmm how's about we go back to the bed room and see who takes control of who? Shall we?"
Author's Notes:Wow another chapter about the horny old bastards who basically get Viagra in business. So tell em what you all thought, good, bad, toasterific (the adj. Form of toaster)?