Okay, first I want to say a few things to the reviewers.

Cesy: Okay, I know everything SUCKS out my fic (spelling/grammar), but it doesn't mean you gotta say it. Can't you say anything nice? Beside, it only has a few grammar problems.

Kiari'sLufia: You're a nerd!

Spectator625: I love those ideas. I'll do just that!

Broken Ballerina: Well, I've never finished the game, (still on disc 2). So I haven't gone on Zell's love quest yet, but I know that she has a thing for him. I like Zelphies, so I'm sorry, the library girl died in a tree falling accident.

QueenAdreena: Yea! You're the only one who said it was Coheed and Cambria. OMG! I love them to death! But the lead singer has some issues with his looks. Anyway, I appreciate what you said about my story. That was awesome. See, I really wasn't meant to be a son fic; he was only listening to the radio. I should tell that to a 'certain someone'.

Okay, on with the story!

Zell stood in front of the Quad, waiting for Pearl's arrival. Before hand, he hadn't seen Selphie ever since there kiss. He really didn't mean for it to go that far. But he's a guy, and he kind of expected it to happen. He hoped it didn't jeopardize their friendship. But it wasn't bad for a first kiss. Actually it was awesome. He had a small crush on Selphie when he first met her, but it went away when he realized they could only be friends. He knew that Selphie only saw him as a friend.

He looked at his watch on his wrist. "8:06. she's late." He said to himself.

He did exactly what Selphie told him to. Dress and act like himself. He didn't know what was going to happen tonight. He hoped to be a little close to Pearl. Then he heard footsteps.

It was her.

"Hey." She greeted him.

"Hey, ya know, you're a bit late." He told her with a smirk on his face.

She shook her head. "Nope, I'm never late. I arrive exactly when I mean to arrive."

He smiled.

"So, I have this great idea on what to do. Follow me!" She grabbed his hand and dragged him to the front gate of the Garden.

Her hand felt so warm to him. Almost as warm as Selphie felt to him having their bodies as close as they were. Zell shook his head. He had to stop himself of thinking such impure thoughts.

They were outside next to the security guard office, if you looked in side, you could tell he was sleeping with the mini T.V. on.

"Let's go draw on his face!" Pearl said excitedly.

"Wha?" Zell asked her.

"C'mon. Don't tell me you've never had an urge to draw on someone's face while they were sleeping. It'll be fun! He'd wake up, and won't even notice it's on his face." She laughed to herself.

Zell didn't think about it. "Sure."

They walked in the mini building. Pearl immediately started searching on his desk, making a few loud noises

"What are you doing! You're gonna wake him up!" Zell said in a hushed whisper.

"Oh, shut up. I'm looking for a marker. Besides, nothing is gonna wake him. He's watching a porno, the chick on there is moaning louder than the noises I'm making." Pearl told him.

Zell didn't even notice. He was surprised he didn't notice. He saw the girl on the porno; the girl looked like his mom. That sick thought quickly pulled him away from the T.V. He noticed Pearl was watching it.

"I betchya that guy right there is bigger than you." She said with a smile on her face.

He looked at her with the most be founded face. "Whatever. I'm so bigger than that guy." Zell gloated.

Pearl chucked. "Yeah, okay, so prove it."

"What? How?"

"Take off your clothes." She ordered.

"What! No!" He exclaimed, but was a bit turned on by the way the subject was going.

"Well, I guess that guy must have a bigger dick. Since you won't prove it."

"I'm not gonna take off my clothes." Zell folded his arms across his chest.

"Okay, I guess you're chicken."

That name struck a raw nerve. No one calls Zell Dincht a chicken.

"What did you say?"

She had a small glint in her eye, a mischevieous glint. "I said you're chicken."

"I'll show you whose chicken!" Zell walked out of the room, and out to where the concrete was. Lights from the building were shining on him. Pearl also stepped out and watched him. Suddenly, he started to get nervous. This was the first time he stripped in front of a girl. But he swallowed it down. First, he took off his little jacket, and then his shirt. He throws them both at her, and she caught them. Pearl rose up her eyebrows. She was surprised, he had a six pack.

He continued. He slipped his belt out of the belt loops; it made that fast swishing noise. He slowly unbuttoned his pants and took them off. He threw those at her. He had boxer-briefs on. He paused on his stripping.

"C'mon. What are you waiting for?" Pearl asked him.

"Shut up! I'm taking my time." He told her. Then he thought, was all this worth it, to prove that he had a bigger penis than the guy on the porno? He nodded. Yes, yes it was.

He pushed down his boxers, showing his 'area' to Pearl. She smiled.

"Well…you prove a point. Now, it's lets see how far you get."

He was confused by her statement, but then she ran off with his clothes. He was left standing there, naked.

"PEARL! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! I NEED MY CLOTHES TO GET INTO THE GARDEN!" He yelled, not realizing he woke somebody.

Pearl was half way into the Garden. "Come get them late!" She yelled back, laughing.

"HEY! Zell! What the hell are you doing out here naked!" The security guard asked him.

Zell looked over. "Uh,..I uh, I gotta go!" And he rushed off after Pearl trying his best to keep himself covered with his hands.

It was dark in the Garden, it was past curfew, but some teachers still strutted the halls for people who were out late. He had to get back to his room and get some clothes on. The he had to go find Pearl.

The dorms where all the way on the other side, it was going to be hell to try and get there without being seen. When ever an instructor walked by he tried to hide behind a sign or a plant. Which ever was near by. He finally made it to his room. He sighed in relief, tried to open his door. It was looked.

"Oh shit! My keys are in my pocket! And Pearl has my pants!" He said to himself.

The only other people who had another spare key to his room were Squall and Selphie. He definitely wasn't showing up at Selphie's naked, so he walked to Squall's room.

Once he got there, he was about to knock on the door, but he heard a noise. He put his ear to the door.

"Oh Squall! Faster, baby, faster!"

It was a female moaning, and that female sounded a lot like Rinoa. There was no way in hell Zell was going to interrupt their 'exercise between the thighs'. Squall would literally kill him. There was only one thing left to do, and that was go to Selphie's, and get her to open his door.

He walked to her door and knocked.

"Who is it?" He could hear her call out.

"It's Zell."

"Zell? What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be out on your-" The she opened the door. "Holy-"

She was speechless, and couldn't take her eyes from down below. Even though he was still covering it, she could still see the majority of it.

"Why…why are you naked?" Her face was burning red.

"Don't look at him!"

"Him!" She exclaimed.

"Just let me in!"

She moved out of the way so he could come in, and she closed the door behind him.

"What happened! Where are your clothes!" She asked him again. She got an excellent view of his ass. It was completely bare. She couldn't help, but look.

"I need the key to my room, please. I'm locked out." He began searching her room.

"Uh, uh, it's, uh..." She was still looking. It was bigger than she thought.

Zell turned around to look at her. "SELPHIE!"

She pointed to her night stand, and he walked over and looked in the drawer. There was his spare key. "Thanks."

He ran out quickly, and went to his room.

Selphie sat down on her bed and sighed. "Today's dairy entree is going to be great."

Okay, sorry it was so short. I promised I'll make it longer. Please give me ideas. I love using people's ideas in my story. I'll give you what you want to read!

-Lufia