To my reviewers:

California-Babee: I like that idea, but I hope this one is better. I'll keep that grammar idea in mind.

Broken Ballerina: Yeah, Zell is dumb. But that is what makes him cute. I love dumb guys. Oh yeah, I got Pearl's line from Lord of the Rings. You know the first one? Gandalf says that line. I hope I spelled his name right.

StArFiRe GrAySoN: Yeah, I like writing this story. I'm glad you enjoy reading it. I hope everyone else does!

Spectator 625: LOL! I love the monkey idea! I might use it later chapters or in another FF8 story I'm working on. I hope you don't mind. Love the towel idea! Heh heh…How can you hog reviews? I love getting reviews from you. Your ideas aren't that predictable.

Finalfanasyangel: Will do! Thanks!

Guess what you guys! I reached Disc three! Yeah! But I'm stuck…Oh well, I'll work on it later. Here's the chapter!

Selphie woke up to a snoring Zell. Their faces were so close.

"Mmmhmm…more bacon please…" Zell muttered in his sleep.

Selphie giggled and hopped out of bed. "Zell, wake up!"

He turned over and continued to snore.

"Zell! Wake up!" She repeated.

He didn't move. She leaned in closely to his ear. "Zell, this is God. I order you to wake up or you will be struck by a lighting bolt." She tried to make her voice as deep as she could so she could sound like 'God".

"Mbbbfugi…lighting bolt yummy…" He continued to snore.

"ZELL!" She yelled in his ear.

Zell sat strait up. "Ahh! That was loud! Goddamn, Chewbacca!"

She giggled. "Well, you're such a heavy sleeper! How else was I supposed to wake you?" She asked.

Zell got up and mussed up his hair. "I don't know. Some other way than making my ears bleed."

She bent down and picked up her teddy bear off the floor. "Well, I got to get ready for class. Or I'm gonna be late. Later, Zell." She walked to my door and opened it. "Oh, yeah, thanks for letting me stay over. I hope this isn't weird for you." She said before walking out.

I shook my head. "No."

She smiled and jumped up. Her shirt went up a bit so he caught a glimpse of her underwear. He blushed. "Good." She said while walking out and closing the door behind her.

Zell stood up and stretched. He kicked the clothes that were on the floor from last night. He picked them up and smelt them. They smelt pretty clean, so he put them on. In a few minutes, he was ready to start his day. He checked his pockets. His keys…they were gone.

He walked out of the dorm and headed for the cafeteria for a morning hot dog. Once he walked in, he saw Squall and Rinoa sitting down, talking. Zell didn't want to admit it, but he was jealous of their relationship. He wanted one. He wanted a girl to hold him at night. Well, last night didn't count. Selphie didn't really count, they weren't going out. Though, he wouldn't mind. Selphie was a cute girl, attractive, nice looking body.

Zell shook his head. He couldn't think thought like that. Selphie was one of his best friends. It'll be too weird.

He also saw Pearl, waiting in line. He walked up to her. "Ya know, that wasn't very funny."

She turned around, and she smiled. "Ya it was, you just how no sense of humor."

He frowned and folded his arms. "No sense of humor? I think I have a fuckin' reason not to have one."

She laughed. "Ooo, we have a bad side."

"Yeah, so?" The line moved forward.

"It's turning me on." Pearl said in a seductive tone.

Zell looked in her eyes, something drawled him in. "Really?" He tried to say all slick and cool.

"Really." The line moved forward again.

"Why did you do that to me last night?" He asked her in a light tone.

"Well, you were the one trying to act all tough and mighty. I wanted to see if you would actually follow through." She told him.

"I did. I guess I am all tough and mighty." Zell said smirking.

"Don't flatter yourself." She told him.

He frowned at her. She was next in line.

"Two hot dogs please." She told the Cafeteria lady, and she got what she wanted.

Zell was next. "One hot dog please."

"Sorry, we're sold out for today."

Zell stood with his mouth open, and looked over at Pearl. She had two hot dogs.

"Well, ain't that a bitch." She said walking over to one of the tables.

"Pearl, you gotta let me have one!" He begged her.

"Why should I?" She asked him sitting at one of the tables.

"Because I LOVE hot dogs!" He told her sitting down next to her.

She thought for a second. She had a mischievous gleam in her eye. "What are you willing to do for it?" She asked him.

"I'm not going to strip for it, if that's what you're talking about."

She laughed. "No, that's not what I had in mind."

"Then what?" He asked her.

"That girl I saw came out of your room this morning. Isn't that Selphie Tilmitt?"

She saw? How does she know Selphie? Then he remembered, Selphie knew Pearl also. "Yeah, what about her? How did you see her come out of my room?"

"Let's just say I have eyes…everywhere." She whispered to him.

Zell shivered.

"Anyway, what's your relationship with her?" She asked him.

Zell shrugged. "We're just friends."

Pearl gave him the fish hook. "Just friends? Then how come she was in you're room this morning with only a shirt on?"

Zell blushed, he remembered seeing her underwear. "She had a bad dream, so she slept with me last night. That's it."

Pearl smiled. "Slept with you?"

"No! Not like that! We just shared the same bed!"

"Sounds like you guys have more going on. If you really want this hot dog, I want you to make her fall in love with you."

Zell didn't know that she was already in love with him. "In love with me? I don't think the hot dog is that important."

"Okay." She started to eat.

But he was so hungry…

"Okay! I'll go it! Just give me the hot dog!" Zell pleaded and she handed him the hot dog.

"You get a week." Pearl told him as he ate his hot dog.

Okay, that's it. Sorry it's so short. Please review. Look out for my next story I'm putting out!

-Lufia