The Kitsune Sisters Yin and Yang and their brother Yung

Ixi: HIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: Hn

Ixi: -grabs Hiei by the ear- Say HI

Lark: We interrupt this pointless squabble to bring you this not-so-important-but-we're-still-gunna-tell-you message

Elmer: Due to a promise made in another story Kira and Kurama will be gone until further notice, thank you

Lark: We now return you to your normally scheduled argument

Ixi: AND WHILE WE'RE POINTING THE BLAMING FINGER WHERE IS THE FLAME-THROWER!?!

Hiei: Uh . . . flame-thrower?

Ixi: -blushes- whoops, wrong argument

Hiei: V-VU (major sweatdrop)

Chapter 10 In the Club

Ixi strained with all her might, but was unable to move Hiei. "Jeez, when did you super glue yourself to the bench Hiei? C'mon I wanna see you dance!" Ixi exclaimed as she gave it one final tug. "Hn, baka onna." Hiei muttered as Ixi crashed to the ground. "Baka oni!" Ixi retorted back. (Onna = woman, Oni = man or something like that) "HEY DARK!!" Several people shouted from near the door and everyone else turned around to see who it was. "Z!!!!!!!!!!" Ixi exclaimed as the crowd parted for someone to come through. The black leather outfit she had on darkened her dark skin. (I had a good description of the character, but forgot and 'Z' never emailed me back. Shout out to Dark Zoe Thunder! XP) 'Z' as Ixi called her smiled and took off her shades, revealing dark eyes splintered with red. (Is that right, mesa forgot and well V-V)

Ixi ignored Hiei and ran over to Z. "It's been too long Z-san!" Ixi cried and Z nodded. "Okay, what have you got hidden away in your agenda, your never this quiet unless you've got a race or somethin'!" Ixi cried again, following her friend. Z smiled wickedly, still not saying anything. "Aww c'mon Z!" Ixi whined. "Later fox child, later." Ixi smiled with the promise of something fun later on. "Then, in the meantime I'll have your best hypnotic." Z nodded and let herself behind the bar, getting ready to serve. Ixi watched as the drink was placed before her. (I also forgot what it looks like exactly, but I think it is blue or something. Z if your reading this EMAIL ME!!) Ixi picked the glass up and swirled the liquid in the glass before taking a sip. "What on your mind fox child?" Z asked, her friend was never this quiet, nor did she take alcohol with a sip. Ixi glanced over to Hiei, who was currently watching Kurama and Kira dance.

Ixi sighed and took another sip of the drink. "Hey, are you that Ixi chick by chance?" Asked an unfamiliar voice, and Ixi glanced to her right, where a group of three stood. "It depends, I am many people." Ixi answered icily. The guy glanced over Ixi, who was using the bar as a backrest. "I'm interested in some er, hard to reach items. Are you the one for the job?" The apparent leader asked. "Sorry buddy, I'm on a strictly pleasure schedule as of the moment. I can't help you." "What do you mean you can't help me!?! I was told you charge by how much fun you had acquiring an item!" Ixi glanced over at the fuming man. "Sorry, you heard wrong." Ixi shrugged and took another sip of her drink, staring out into space, listening to the opening of My Band by D-12

I don't know dude

I think everybody's all jealous and shit

Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude

Ixi glanced over at the group who was still standing next to her, looking at her like they expected her to comply with their request. "That means go away, I'm not taking the job." Ixi muttered darkly as she glared at the angered group. The leader looked about ready to blow. "Unless you want to pay with your life, you kuso-atama baka nigen, I suggest you leave." Ixi looked up, surprised at the venom in Hiei's voice. (Ixi: Lol, if you don't know what that means, Hiei just said "shit head idiotic human" Thank you Gome ) The group backed down nervously, they had good reason, although they, as nigens, could not see Hiei's fiery aura crackling around his body in rage, they sure felt its fervor. Ixi sighed and took another sip from her drink this time finishing it off. Hiei took the seat next to the kitsune and gazed questioningly at her. She refused to answer the questions in his eyes, letting her senses get drowned in the pounding music.

These chicks don't even know the name of my band (ha ha!)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (fuck Marshall!)

Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

---Meanwhile, with Mika . . . and Skye is there too ---

Skye mentally groaned as he watched Mika stagger out on the dance floor. In one hand was a beer bottle, nearly empty. Skye glanced to his left. A small group of people had a piece of paper and money in the center of their circle. Skye leaned over to see what it was about, he had noticed Jynx sweet talking people, so she obviously had a scam or betting pool going on. "I'll give the girl five more minutes." Someone muttered, glancing out to the floor before slapping down some money. "Oh, but sir, you want to put that little amount of money down? Think if you win after putting much more in, you'll be rich!" Jynx's sugar coated voice coaxed the man into throwing more money down. Man that neko could sell ice to Eskimos! Skye muttered in his thoughts as he turned attention to his own neko. The song, My Band had just wrapped up, and the beginning of the next song started playing. Once Skye heard the first word he knew Mika was going to go nuts out on the floor.

I'm feelin sexy

I wanna hear you say my name boy

If you can reach me

You can feel my burning flame

Great, Mika's favorite song to dance drunk to! Skye muttered in his head as he heard the beer bottle smash as it hit the floor. Mika looked down to the broken bottle, then to the bar. "Hey bartender I dropped my beer, I want a free one!" When the bartender shook his head no Mika shrugged and began to dance wildly around the floor, and oh no! She was heading towards Skye, who had retreated to an empty table. "C'mon baby!" Mika said in a slurred voice as she grabbed Skye's shoulder and dragged him onto the floor. Dancing wildly to the music, Mika dragged Skye across the floor, getting curious looks from the other dancers.

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl

I'm callin all my girls

We're gonna turn this party out

I know you want my body

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl

I'm callin all my girls

I see you look me up and down

And I came to party

---With Kira and Kurama--

Kira smiled as she dragged Kurama back to the bar. She had no idea he could dance like that. She would have continued dancing, but the baka had to come over and ruin the moment. Kira glanced back to where Kuwabara was dancing and shuddered, quickly turning back to see Kurama smiling playfully at her. She was wondering what was so funny when she noticed Mika and Skye do a lap around the dance floor. Putting a hand over her mouth, Kira resisted the urge to bust out laughing. It would appear there was more than one person out on the dance floor she would deny knowing. Kira was surprised however to see Ixi had yet to go out on the floor and have fun. Usually when they went to clubs she would randomly choose someone to dance with, stranger or not.

Then it hit her like a ton of bricks. Whenever they would go to clubs, Ixi would always pick someone to dance with, and she wouldn't dance without that person. She must have chosen Hiei, who didn't appear to have any inclination to go out on the floor. Great, this means Ixi isn't going to have a good time. Dammit Hiei. "Is anything wrong?" Kira jumped at Kurama's sudden question. "Just Hiei and Ixi. Neither seems to be having any fun. Hiei I can understand, Ixi however . . ." Kira trailed off with a sigh and went to get up so she could have a little 'talk' with a certain fire youkai. Kurama grabbed her arm and stopped her. "Wait Kira." Kira glanced back at him confused, but upon looking back to Hiei and Ixi, saw Hiei letting himself be led out to the floor.

Some people live for the fortune

Some people live for just for the fame

Some people live for the power (yeah)

Some people live just to play the game

Some people think that the physical things define

What's within and I bet that before that life's adore are

Full of the superficial

"May I have this dance?" Kurama asked in a very gentlemanly tone, offering his arm, like a lord would for a lady. Kira simply smiled and let herself be led out onto the floor, and then drawn into Kurama's arms at the music's slower tempo dictated. One quick glance over to Hiei and Ixi to see if everything was okay was all Kira needed before gently resting her head on Kurama's shoulder.

--With Mika and Skye--

Mika was currently leaning on Skye, swaying to the music in her semi-unconscious drunken state. The betting pool was still going to see how long it would be before Mika collapsed, and Jynx was making a lot of money. Skye was simply rolling his eyes, but tolerating it. Ixi had already warned him to go along with everything if he ever wanted his precious cloak and elf ears back, and knowing Ixi, she could follow through with that threat. And speaking of the infamous kitsune, Skye saw her whispering something in Hiei's ear while they swayed to rhythm of the song. Hmm, wonder what they're talking about? Skye asked in his head before being brought back to reality by extra weight on his shoulders. Mika had officially passed out. Skye shook his head and sighed before picking her up bridal style and carrying her off the floor.

--With Ixi and Hiei--

Ixi had just finished telling Hiei about the race that was taking place later on in the night. Not really interested, but since Ixi was his only ticket home unless he wanted to ride with Jynx, Hiei agreed to come along. Ixi smiled and rested her head on Hiei's shoulder until the song finished abruptly.

Ain't nothing in this whole

Wide world don't mean a thing

If I ain't got you with me baby

Ixi sighed and walked off the floor, taking Hiei with her. She couldn't stand the next song and the race was gunna start soon, so she left. Hiei followed her without saying a word; he didn't particularly care for nigen music.

Ixi: Okay then, I was suppose to get lyrics for Milkshake, but since I seemed to have lost that file and am too lazy to go and find them again they aren't in the story anymore.

Hiei: Kuso-atama baka kitsune

Ixi: Leave me alone Hiei.

Hiei: You need to apologize to your readers for taking so long, what's your excuse?

Ixi: Uh, well I just kinda uh . . .

Hiei: Figures

Ixi: But I am sorry –gets on knees and bows— Gomen, gomen, gomen nasai (sorry, sorry, I am sorry)

Hiei: No you're not

Ixi: Urusai baka! (Shut up Stupid)

Hiei: Jigoku o ikamasu (Go to Hell)

Ixi: Make me!

Hiei: -takes out Fred (the katana)- Okay I will

Ixi: O.O well, while I deal with this, my ever so helpful muses will do review responses

Lark: I'm callin' the Men in White on you Ixi! –Gets out phone and dials 991 (note, this is not a typo, it's an inside joke)-

Ixi: O.O NOOOOOO!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH THE EBIL LEPRECHAUN!! MWHAHAHAHAHA

Elmer: Well while they sort that out, review responses below –watches as the white coats drag the Authoress away, kicking and screaming-

Ixi: -in a fake Irish accent- I'LL NEVER BE TELLIN' YA WHERE ME POT O' GOLD BE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Elmer: -shakes his head sadly- Well review responses below,

To Inuyasha's-Sweetheart: Sorry it took so long Gome but here it is, and hopefully the next chappie won't take so dang long

To all the lovely reviews from Moonflower: SHOUT OUT SYP PEOPLE!!! –Hyper much I am yep yep!- I'm glad you liked it so much, it was fun revisiting each humorous part when you were laughing in the library next to me lol hope your having a good summer and such -