I'm sorry! But high school, you know? Too much to do, especially with exams coming up. I might update a lot when March break comes. Maybe.
Anyways this story is about a female Naruto, who I will now give you her name…Nanami! For those who played Suikoden 2, she was my favorite. Then Chris came! But she's still my favorite…yeah.
Ok! Story time!
Black Cats: the reason I hate them.
Cats. I hate cats. Black ones the most. Not because of superstition though. I just don't like cats.
Like the one I'm chasing right now. Team 7 was once again given another stupid
C class mission. It's so damn small that you can't even see the thing in the forest. I just realized I didn't like Konoha's forests too much either.
"Naruto! Where are you! "
"I'm chasing the cat Sakura! "
"Naruto, give us your position." that was Kakashi.
Speaking of Kakashi, he and Iruka are the only ones that know I'm a girl. Something to do with my dad, I guess.
"Damn cat. Stay still…" I was hiding behind some bushes. Almost…
"Yah!" I jumped and…
Thump.
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…..
…
Dammit.
"Aaarrggghhh!"
That.is.IT!
"Get back here you little..!"
I stopped.
Well, I stopped because it did.
…Did it eye's just glow?
'Foolish fox.'
"Eh?"
'Crap, demon cat.'
Eek! It's jumping me!
Thump.
Now I just fell into a hole. I wonder how it got here.
"Mrow"
"What do you want?"
"Ppppuuuurrrrrr…."
Oh, no. Purring won't save you now.
Ok, so maybe it did.
"Damn, your. Cute. Furry. Purringness!" wait a sec…
"Eh?"
"Eeeehhhh?"
My voice!
I look down…
Breasts!
I feel my hair...
Long, long hair.
"Nooooooo..."
I'll be caught!
"I'm a girl!"
Well I hope SO, It's what I've always been but, this is just BAD.
'Sakura's gonna freak because I pretended I liked her…'
'This should be fun to watch…'
'No it would not!'
She, as in Kyuubi (yes a woman) takes pleasure in me embarrassing myself.
'If I go down your coming with me!'
'Go to sleep. I'll watch out for anyone'
'What's the catch?'
'Just go to sleep. Or would you rather they find you like this? You don't have the chakra right now to change'
I hate it when she's right.
'Ok...'
"Naruto!"
"Naruto!"
"Dobe."
"Eh?"
'Oi. Your team is here hurry up'
"Yeah, yeah…"
The illusion?
'I already put it up for you'
"Thanks"
"Naruto, you idiot, are you down there?"
"Sakura are you worried about me?"
"N-no! Baka!"
"Hee, hee..."
"Why are you down there anyways?" the perv talked next.
"Ummm… the cat jumped me?"
"Jeez..."
"Sasuke, help he- er, him out."
Ah! I can't believe it, he almost slipped!
"Whatever"
He jumped down and… almost landed on me.
"Sasuke-teme! Watch it!"
"Hmph, come on"
"Eep" He grabbed my wrist and pulled me out.
"Well I suppose its mission accomplished. Good work Naruto."
"Hai!" I had a big grin on my face right now.
Later
"What do you mean, this isn't your cat?"
"It's exactly as I said that is not my cat"
"Could you describe it then?"
"My little kitty is a white tiger."
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"You call that small!" Sakura and I both yelled that time.
"Yes, I do. Oh, my little kitty is still missing, where are you…."
Ok now this is just wrong, I'm gonna stop listing to her it's gross.
'I agree…'
Yay! Chapter 2! XD… Yay!