Chapter Seven: 8 Fire Whiskeys Later…

An hour later, or 8 fire whiskeys later, Ginny was completely drunk. She did a dance on the table after her 5th fire whiskey. She was halfway through her 6th fire whiskey when she felt she needed to sing and the 7th fire whiskey was when the real trouble started.

Neville was about to hit when Ginny feels the need to sit on the pool table. "Neville, don't blow this one. Okay baby?" she laughed and then let out a loud snort.

Neville laughed and then gagged as he breathed in Ginny's smelly breath.

Ginny laughed again and jumped off the pool table. Neville was about to hit and right after he did, Ginny yelled "MISS!" and that was exactly what happened. A few 'boos' came from a few people and then it was Draco's turn.

He ended up getting the white ball in the hole and Ginny laughed and snorted like it was the funniest thing in the world. She walked over to him, trying to act cool but she was so drunk, she ended up tripping over her feet and laughing again. She didn't seem to mind that everyone was looking at her like she was crazy!

She got over herself and walked up behind Draco. "Don't worry Draco," she said slyly, "you never really could get your balls in the right pocket anyway," she laughed again and held onto her stomach and crunched over and pointed at him like a little 3 year old would laugh!

Draco's face turned bright and no one dared laugh.

"Now come on Ginny, remember the time we played quidditch all night long?" asked Ron.

Ginny glared at him and said angrily, "How could I forget? That was the night Draco got me pregnant."

Draco glared at her and sneered, "Are you planning on telling everyone that shit Gin?"

Melanie looked from Draco to Ginny and sighed. These two hated each other. No, it went beyond hatred.

Harry cut in. "Malfoy are you going to divorce Gin or not?"

"Well she's waited 5 years. A couple more days won't kill her… unfortunately…" Draco smirked and a few people laughed. Ron glared but didn't say anything.

Ginny either didn't seem to care or didn't seem to notice because she was already on her 8th fire whiskey and was already finished with it!

"Ginny! Dang! Slow down will ya?" asked Parvarti, taking the baby from Melanie who asked if she could hold him.

"No!" yelled Ginny loudly causing other people to look at her like she was crazy. A few other people came in and joined their game of pool and Neville thought it would be funny to make a little joke…

"Hey guys. Find a stick and if you can't find one, why don't you get the one shoved up Ginny's arse!" laughed Neville causing everyone to burst out laughing.

Ginny glared and said, "Oh Neville, Neville, Neville…" she asked and then she smiled broadly. "Why don't you just go to a gay bar next time? Huh?"

Neville turned pale and the whole room was silent except for Ron who was laughing his head off and then he asked, "Come on Gin. What would Neville do at a gay bar?" he laughed again.

Neville glared ay him and mouthed 'shut up' to him and looked at him like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Ron brightened and backed away from Neville slowly.

Ginny's eyes widened and she wished she could go back in time because she had spilt the beans. She had known since Hogwarts about Neville being gay and she promised not to tell anyone and now she told almost all of her friends at Hogwarts.

The whole room was silent and Ginny looked at him apologetically and whispered softly, "sorry," but Neville was already running out of the room.

"All right that's it, come on Gin. Outside now!" said Draco grabbing onto her arm and tugging her out the door.

"Alright! You don't need to carry me daddy dearest!" She yelled once she got out of The Hog's Head.

"What do you think you're doing? Insulting my friends like that and ruining my date? Come on we're apparating home. Now!" he said furiously grabbing her hand and with that, they apparated to their place.

(A.N. I'm just saying that I know Draco and the Gryffindors wouldn't have got along but I'm making it be, like, Ginny and Draco got used to each other because Draco wanted it to work out between him and Ginny so he could piss Ron off. After him and Ginny started dating, he got used to her and that pissed Draco's father off. Draco's father practically disowned Draco and that made Ron realize that maybe if Draco was still with Ginny and not with his father then maybe Draco really did love Gin. So after Ron loosened up around Draco, no one else really minded him. That's how they all started to hang with each other. Because Draco hated his father, loved Ginny and Ginny taught Draco how to loosen up around her Gryffindor buddies. Get it? Ok. On with the story…)

Once they got there, Draco pulled her to the porch and sat her down on the rocker that he had on the front porch. "Wait here," he said furiously. He went inside and got the divorce papers and signed whatever needed signing. He brought out the papers two minutes later and came back to the porch to find Ginny passed out and snoring on his front porch. He sighed and picked her up and apparated to The Burrow.

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Draco tried to keep balance as he walked up The Weasley's porch to reach their door. He tried his best to ring the doorbell with his knee but it was to far up for his knee to reach so he put his head against the door and knocked on the door with his head.

He heard noises inside and he heard what sounded like people coming down steps and then a minute later, Mrs. Weasley was at the door in her nightgown.

"I'm so sorry to bother you guys Mrs. Weasley," he said politely. Molly nodded to him as he stepped through the doorway, up the stairs and to Ginny's old room. He kicked the door open and set her lightly on the bed and set the pen and divorce papers next to her on the pillow. As much as he didn't want to divorce the girl he had loved purely by accident, he had to. She wanted to marry someone else and clearly hated him- just like she had at Hogwarts- so there was no reason to stay married to someone who doesn't love you back.

He kissed Ginny lightly on the cheek and left the room. As he walked down the stairs, he saw Molly on the chair, sleeping already! He suddenly felt horrible about waking them up in the middle of the night to take Ginny home so he found a blanket and set it on top of her and quietly closed the door behind him as he apparated off.

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Back in England, where Darren lived, Rita Skeeter was making a plan…

"What do you mean 'Ginny lives in a Burrow'?" asked Rita furiously. "What the hell is a Burrow Martin? Don't ground squirrels live in burrows?" Rita was pissed.

"No Ms. Skeeter, it's The Burrow and it's what they call their house I guess," replied Martin shrugging hopelessly.

Rita looked disgusted but shrugged too and wrote the Weasleys address on a piece of paper and gave it to Martin. "Now this is what I want you to do. Go to the house and look for Ginny. Say you're…" Rita thought for a second and kept going, "Say you're a reporter for 'Wizard Weekly' and you're doing a piece on the family since she's marring The Minister and all."

"Got it!" said Martin turning around and heading out of the office doors but Rita caught him before he left.

"Get back here…" she said, clearly irritated. "I don't want you to do an actual interview on the family though. What you're really there for is to, you know, check around the house. Get it?"

There was a long pause before Martin answered a blunt "No…"

Rita sighed and rubbed at her temples. "Martin, look around this 'burrow' and tell me what it's like. Is it dirty or clean? By the looks of the house, is she rich or poor? Are the parents good parents or bad? Does she have any other brothers or sisters? Are they wild and crazy or are they calm and kind? Do you get it now?" Rita asked hoping he got the picture so he could leave the next morning.

Martin smiled evilly and replied "Yes Rita, I get it now," and with that, he left the room.

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