Ah…gomen…I haven't been updating lately, but I get really tired because the final exams are coming up, and I don't want to go to summer school

Meh…anyways, I decided not to do the pairings with Nanami, cause I originally planned the Sasuke one, so I have the ideas already, but! I will make one shots of different characters, as the story progresses! Did I say that already?

Phew… anyway those animal...things:

Sakura: Panther – 2

Phoenix – 0

Hinata: Unicorn - 1

Tiger - 1

Swan - 1

Dragon - 1

Ino : Bat - 0

Owl - 1

Tenten: Wolf - 2

Dragon – 0

Falcon - 0

Seriously, Hinata has to be THE most loved naruto girl out there XD. But I don't mind adding more animals. And a giant cookie to whoever finds out what's up with the animals!

So, I did close the lover votes, but best friend votes are up, and should Nanami have an Aunt?

Nanami and Hinata friendship will happen in this story, guaranteed!

CHAPTER 5: My Messed Up Life!

"More garbage picking, and in a forest no less!" exclaimed Sakura.

"Ano, Kakashi-sensei, Sakura-chan does have a point." I backed her up, I mean, why the forest?

"Even if many people do not pass through here, it is still Konoha's forests and we need to take care of them" he replied as if it was the easiest question in the world.

Wow, you have to admit, he has a point. I guess he can be logical when he wants to.

"Hm, you're right, I suppose we aren't used to that type of thinking"

'Are you trying to start something? Because I can't help but feel that was directed towards me.'

'Yeah, well you thought-'

"Dobe" he snuck up behind me.

Hey! I hate it when he does that!

'Damn you! Don't interrupt me-'

"What?" Well, I was suspicious, can you blame me?

'Hello, I said-'

"I want to ask you something,"

'This doesn't sound good'

'Are you listening to me-' She sounds irritated.

"You are close to Iruka right?" He asked.

'…I think he has the wrong person' I can see Kakashi glaring at him.

"Yeah, I guess…" I could also tell that wasn't the answer Kakashi wanted either.

'Grrrrrrr……' SIGH…

"I wanted to know if, you knew this girl we saw yesterday, because Iruka and Kakashi seemed too, and I know he won't tell me…"

"Eh, what makes you think I know? Besides I wouldn't tell you either, because then I would know something you didn't" I sang the last few words.

"ANYWAYS… she has long blond hair like yours...and purple eyes. Well?"

"Nope, don't know her." Damn what if he's on to me?

'You people….' oh, I didn't realize she was still talking.

"Why'd you want to know? Interested in her?" THE last thing I needed…

"W-what! No! Just, never mind!" Muaha, be blushed.

'Ok.. What were you saying Kyuubi?' I resumed my work and our conversation.

'……'

Or at least what WAS our conversation.

'Are you mad?'

'…go to hell…'

Yup, she was mad.

Next Day

Nanami opened her eyes slowly, to the blinding light, when her vision cleared she saw a note hung to the wall with a kunai.

"Nani…? Uhn…what is that?" She got up from the bed and took off the note, after she hit the wall that is.

Oi, naruto no mission today so take it easy, also you slept as Nanami, Ja ne.

Kakashi

What? Slept as… Nanami!

"Hey! How did that happened ?Kyuubi, this isn't revenge is it?"

'No, it's not. You were exhausting your chakra supply, so I canceled the henge'

'Thanks, big sis'

"Hum…now what should we do?"

"Go outside, and pester Mr. Icy"

"Why?" she seemed to like bothering him a lot.

'Well…you are the only girl who doesn't like him…"

Oh, she's evil.

Nanami was once again running threw the town trying to find Sasuke. He wasn't hard to find, after all he was being chased by his fan-club.

'Damn, I can't decide weather he has a good life or a bad life'

'I'm going with bad, anyways we need a short cut…'

"Sasuke-kun!" and wailing screech came from behind me.

'I don't think you're the only one who thought of that…'

"Ah! No! I've been caught in the deadly doom of the rabid fan-girls!"

And it was true, Nanami has been surrounded by thousands of fan girls, and they were taking her closer to Sasuke, ' Well at least PART of the plan is working..'

'Tell me about it-'

"Sasuke-kun! Marry me!"

'Damn it, not today too! come on!'

'Oh, it's not so bad Kyuu-' What…?This feeling of…of…?of!

'Oh, really? Well- uhm…Nanami, are you doing what I think you're doing?'

'I-I don't know…You tell me!'

'Well smooching our poor victim, was not part of the plan!'

Indeed, the unthinkable happened, it seems while Nanami wasn't paying attention, the rabid-fan girls had drawn closer to Sasuke, and well, kind of pushed her into Sasuke, who turned at the wrong(or right) time. And every thing stopped, all the girls stopped, heck every one stopped.

'OMG,OMG,OMG, this cannot be HAPPENING!'

'T-this is the girl from two days ago…' he pulled away stunned.

"Eeek! She kissed Sasuke-kun! Get her!"

"Ah,crap" And Nanami ran away as fast as she could, with the killing intent fan girls on her heels.

'Where do they find the energy to kill people!'

'Not people, just anyone who defiles their prince not-so-charming, in other words, you.'

'Like I wanted to defile him-ew! Kyuubi!'

'XD haha, I made you say it, I made you say it!'

'Why me? Why did it have to be me' Aha! A very tall tree!

"Hey! get down from that tree!"

"Yeah, you need to pay!'

'There isn't really a point in explaining is ther-'

'Hey it's Sasuke, he followed'

'….hurray…'

"Forget it! Besides, why would Sasuke like girls that can't even climb trees? Are you girl's even ninjas! Any ways see you later SasUKE!" And then jumped of the tree and disappeared.

SASUKE

'She- she just said-'

"She called Sasuke-kun, Uke!"

"Kyaaaaa! I never noticed that in his name!"

"Wait, wait, but you realize she said it to him! As in-"

"Well don't say it!" they yelled.

Err…at this point Sasuke was running home…away…from the…horrible things…

Wow, this is long XD, how did you like it? A brief visit from Itachi in the next one!