Lieutenant Ford had a mission.
He went to the science lab and saw Dr. McKay.
"Guess what, McKay." He chirped as he jumped up and down.
"What?"
Lieutenant Ford tackled the grumpy scientist and gave him a noogie.
"Chicken butt!"
As McKay yelled at him and shook his fist, Ford ran away to the Jumper Bay where he found Dr. Zelenka.
"Guess what, Zelenka!"
The Czech scientist looked up over his wire rimmed glasses and smiled at the happily bouncing Lieutenant.
"Vaht is it, Aiden?"
Once again, Ford tackled his prey, gave him a noogie, and shouted 'chicken butt' before running away to the Gate Room.
In the Gate Room he met Dr. Kavanaugh.
"Guess what, Kavanaugh!"
The rude, greasy, long haired scientist looked up, groaned, and shook his head at the excited soldier.
"I don't care, Ford," Kavanaugh sneered as he looked back at the readout he was pretending to look over for mistakes.
Ford ignored the scientist's rudeness, tackled him, pinned him down to the floor and cut off his pony tail while shouting 'chicken butt!'
Quickly, Ford ran away before Kavanaugh realized what he'd done.
Sneakily, he ran back to the mess hall where Teyla, Sheppard, Peter Grodin and a few others were waiting for him to get back.
"Did you do it?" They asked.
Triumphantly, Ford held up the nasty, greasy, amputated ponytail up above his head and cried out in a loud voice, "CHICKEN BUTT!"
The mess hall broke out into laughter only to replaced by a menacing silence.
"Lieutenant Ford, please come to the Control Room," a voice came in over the intercom.