Oh yes. This actually starts out somewhat seriously. Then it slowly starts to get weirder and weirder...
Disclaimer: I don't own it. And neither does Michelle, unless she's been lying to me.
A Round Robin Gone Bad
Written By - Stripe and Sutafuzz
Part II
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Rin, now magically 17, walked through the woods, humming a happy little song.
She saw a baby bird alone in a nest on a low branch.
"Aw... You poor thing!" She picked up the bird and set it on her shoulder where it chirruped happily.
So she set off again, except this time she was skipping.
A random bear demon suddenly appeared and was about to squish Rin with a giant bear paw when...
a chain scythe slashed out at the bears shoulders, distracting it from Rin.
Kohaku(now magically 19) held the weapon tightly in his hand, ready to counter the bear demon's next attack.
"Kohaku?" Rin said uncertainly.
As the bear hadn't attacked, Kohaku sliced it in two and it went up in pretty little sparklies.
"Do you know me?" He asked, turning to Rin.
Rin sighed. "Do you remember?"
He shook his head sadly.
"Not even your sister?"
"I have a sister?"
"Nevermind. Let's travel together!"
"Ok, why not? Do you have any travel companions?"
"What are those?"
"People you travel with..."
"Oh! Like Sesshomaru-sama and Jaken-sa- Hey! What's that?" Another bear demon randomly appeared.
"Get out of the way!" Kohaku pushed Rin to the ground as the bear swung a giant claw. Rin was mostly unharmed, but the taijiya had taken the blow full force. He fell on his bleeding back, wincing as he did so.
"Uh... Kohaku?" She turned to the bear. "Mr. Bear could you leave us alone please please pretty please?"
(And it starts to get weird)
The bear sudden had glasses on. "I am afraid, my dear, that the plot will not allow me to do so." He pulled down a chart from mid-air. "You see, you must either discover some special hidden power, someone has to come and save you, creating a love triangle, or Kohaku must put himself near death to save you." The chart and glasses disapeared, and the bear was about to strike Rin when...
A voice rang throughout the woods, "Inuyasha! SIT!" The bear crashed to the ground. A girl Rin recognized as kagome came rushing from the forest, and Inuyasha leaped from the bear costume as soon as he saw her.
"Hi Inuyasha and Kagome!" Rin said, waving happily to the two. Kohaku sat up and stared at all of them oddly.
"Did you bring the yummy stuff, Kagome?" the hanyou asked greedily.
"Stop being greedy!" Kagome scolded, glaring at him. "Yes i brought some, but for being mean spirited, you won't get any."
"Still... please... pretty please?" Inuyasha pleaded with puppy dog eyes.
Kagome sighed in defeat."Fine... But only if you apologize."
"I'm sorry..." Inuyasha looked down.
"Who are you apologizing to and why?"
"Er... Kohaku and Rin. Why... I was being a mean bear."
"Ok then." Kagome handed Inuyasha a cup of Ramen. "That's all you're getting though. I need to save some for Sango and Miroku."
"I want some! I want some!" Rin chanted.
"Me too." Kohaku mumbled.
"I don't have enough for everyone!" A collective gasp was heard. Then Inuyasha choked on his ramen.
Rin looked hurt and started to cry. Sesshomaru suddenly appeared. "Who made Rin cry?"
Inuyasha held his throught, pointing to it painfully.
Kagome pulled out a bow and arrow from nowhere. "Sesshomaru!"
"What?" Sesshomaru looked at the bow and arrow. "What did I ever do? Yeah, I've given the hanyou a couple of scratches, but what did I do to have the bow and arrows come out threateningly. I came here because Rin was crying. Can't I be a protective father?"
"...Its supposed to be dramatic. Just play along, OK"
Kohaku stood up. "My back hurts." He announced, as if it were a surprise that getting hit with a giant bear claw would hurt.
Sesshomaru turned to Kohaku. "When did I ever say that you and Rin could go on a date?" After hearing that, Rin cried even harder.
"What's a date?" Kohaku asked curiously, cocking his head to one side.
"Its a fruit" Inuyasha replied after finally swallowing.
Kohaku checked under his feet. "I don't know about Rin... but I'm not on a date."
Rin, still crying, checked under her feet as well. "No... No date..." She said in between sobs.
"See. I don't know what you're talking about. Neither of us is on a date."
POOF! Stripe and Suta appeared in the middle of the scene. "What happened?" Suta asked, confuzzled.
"You put us in the Round Robin." Stripe said simply.
"Really! Wow! I wonder if i could get Kelly or Lisa here too..." Suta waved her arms around.
"Nope. They ain't writin' it." Stripe turned to see the Inuyasha characters staring at her oddly. "What? Haven't y'all ever seen a Texan before? Oh yeah... Texas don't exsist now..."
Suta walked over to Rin and started to shake her hand. "Hiya Rin! I always wanted to meet you. You probably don't know who I am, but I know you." Rin stopped crying and looked at Suta strangly.
"Darn... Sango and Miroku aren't here..." Stripe tapped her foot in thought. "Oh yeah. I'm writing this. Duh." She snapped her fingers and Sango and Miroku appeared, looking bewildered.
"Cool!" Suta snapped her fingers. "Hey! Nothing happened! Oh yeah... Rin and Kohaku are already here..."
"Oh. Kagura too, just for good measure." Stripe snapped her fingers and a see-through Kagura appeared. "Yay! I'm aliv- Wait a sec... A SHIT! I'm a ghost!"
"Wow." Suta snapped her fingers, and Shippou appeared.
"Maybe we should stop..." Stripe disapeared and went back to the gym room.
"What?" Suta sighed and disapeared too.
"Now what were we doing before they interrupted?" Kagome asked.
Rin blnked. "I dunno"
"I think it had something to do wth fruit..." Kohaku said.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHH! I'm a ghost!" See-through Kagura whined.
Naraku appeared in his baboon suit with a camera in his hand. "Everybody, RUN!" The trees yelled.
Naraku shot a picture and laughed maniacly. "Ku, Ku, Ku. Yes! I, Naraku, now have blackmail!"
Naraku was alone, though. Picture this, Naraku standing in nothing. Even the grass ran away, since everyone ran away there was no scenery.
Ending Notes:
Weird in its own special way. Yush XD
Reviews:
sapphire-glass - That was my doing. Yush!
shiechan - I did.
Kagome's Girl - 1. Its a Round Robin. Not Robin Hood. My friends wrote some parts, I wrote others.
2. So do I. He's scarred for life now.
3. Tell that to Lisa. It was her fault.
4. See above.
5. I never said it was romance. Its put under Humor/Parody, not romance.
6. Be glad its written, not drawn.
7. Thank you for giving me my first official negative comment! High-five!