Disclaimer: unfortunately I am not married to Kishimoto-sama... TT therefore I still don't own anything.
AN: Okay, let me set things straight... I'm high... I'm always on a natural high twenty-four seven. This was made because of a picture my friend made and... well... I was inspired. And the Ino thing... she represents my friend and she had a crush on Joaquin Phoenix for a while... and... yeah... okay. Just wanted to let you know. Please R + R because you know you want to... I'll give you an e-cookie... anywho... enjoy!
Ode to Joaquin Rock/ Lee Phoenix
Disaster Strikes! Tragic accident!
Plastic Surgery is needed
Upon the handsome Joaquin's face.
His features needed treatment.
Nose is done, lips and skin,
Everything but eyes.
Neji has a great idea –
A rival's great demise.
Rock Lee unsuspecting
Leans against a tree.
Neji, prepared and ready,
Iced him skillfully.
He lugged the corpse to his room,
No one's here no doubt.
So Neji took a knife, began
To cut Lee's eyeballs out.
Joaquin waits, his sight impaired.
random organ donor.
Neji bowed, but before he left…
"Who was these eyes owner?"
Neji sighed and said, "Alas,
Brave and true was he,
For Joaquin Phoenix he spent his life,
The good man called Rock Lee."
So there's the tragic story
Of Rock Lee's great demise
And the grand ol' story
Of how Joaquin got his eyes.
Ino looks in horror
Shouts, "This cannot be!"
Neji watches with amusement
Neji's vic-to-ry!
Neji feels quite frisky
And heads back to his house.
What better way to end this tale
Than him feeling up his spouse.
Whaddya think? You better like it. And before anyone asks... Neji's spouse is Sakura (tee hee). But, I SUPPOSE you can substitute her in for someone else... I GUESS. I don't know. Personally, I like that couple. Thanks for taking your time to read this, now review! Review like the wind!