Isis: Hey ya'll! Have a good time (or not) reading my latest fanfic. Uhh... anyone wanna do the disclaimer?

Kura: - points at Ryou - He does.

Ryou: I do?

Kura: Yesh you do... my little neko... - growls -

Ryou: O.O - blinks - xIsisx does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters, because if she did, she would make Bakura and me... umm - coughs - However, any new characters, if there are any, and ideas for this fanfic are copyright to her...

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And a Very Merry RA-mas To You
Chapter 1 – Three Yamis? Oh not good.
By xIsisx

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- Start -

"Hey, Bakura, I think we should throw a party for Christmas!" Ryou suggested over breakfast.

"A party? I hate parties. Why the fuck would I want to have a party?" Bakura replied with a face.

"Well, you do remember it was one year ago on Christmas that you and Yami got your own bodies."

+Flashback+

"In the name of Ra I chant this to. The bringer of light. Bringer of life. Your abundant wisdom and energy shall be cherished forever." Marik recited, "Make these two souls separate. Let each bear his own form. In the name of Ra I request this to."

The sacred chant for separating souls was now complete.

Ryou felt a searing pain. He felt as if his mind was splitting into two, his heart being ripped from his chest, and his very soul being taken away. Years of memories passed through his mind in seconds. Leaving nothing more than a blank buzzing behind. Ryou could almost picture Death in front of him, with its shapeless gaping mouth, it's unearthly figure, it's empty eyes…

As suddenly as it began, it stopped. Ryou cautiously opened one eyes. For one horrifying second, all he saw was light, he was blinded, and suddenly, a faint, but powerful, darkness cast a shadow over all the light. The darkness of his yami. Light cannot survive alone, and same goes for darkness.

Ryou opened both eyes and looked at the figure next to him. He did a double take, it was himself. No, it was just his body with a different soul.

"Radamnit…" The figure muttered and opened his eyes, he looked at Ryou, "You… what? Me?" He looked down at his own body.

"Yea, yea. It's so nice to have your own body, isn't it?" Asked the sandy haired Egyptian, smirking and walking over to Bakura.

"Humph," Bakura said and stood up, Ryou did the same.

Marik fell down on the nearest chair and closed his eyes, "By Ra, that was exhausting. Three new bodies…"

"Three? I though it was two," Bakura said, confused, and glanced around, almost missing the figure that was hiding in the shadows, "OMFR! omifuckingra MARIK!"

"You called?" Marik asked, without opening his eyes.

"YOU BITCH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE THAT DEMON A BODY TOO!" Bakura yelled, pointing a finger at Marik's yami, Malik.

Everyone else in the room followed the direction of Bakura's finger.

"Oh by gods…" Yami muttered, while his hikari imitated a goldfish.

Isis said nothing, but she plainly wanted to kill her brother, after she killed his yami, of course.

"What?" Malik came out of the shadows, "Will you quit gawking at me? I'm not an object on display, you know…" He said, annoyed.

+End Flashback+

"I remember all too well." Bakura said through gritted teeth, "Now tell me, dear hikari, why should we celebrate the day Marik gave me and the idiot Pharaoh bodies and then decide to throw in another one for an extra treat? And it wasn't a very good treat, mind."

"Aww… does that mean you liked staying inside of me instead of having your own body?" Ryou snickered.

"NO it ruddy does not mean that you little weasel!" Bakura shouted angrily, "Fine! Make this party if you want! But that doesn't mean I'll help or come for that matter!" He stormed out of the kitchen and slammed the door after him.

"Okie dokie!" Ryou said brightly after him, grinning.

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"Hey Yugi. This is Ryou. Call me back ASAP before Christmas, or as soon as you finish making out with your yami." Ryou laughed inwardly, knowing perfectly well that the only reason Yugi was neglecting to pick up the phone was that he was busy. And sure enough…

"Omigod Ryou!" Yugi sighed after picking up the phone, "How many times have I told you not to do that?"

"Hmm… 1, 2, 3…" He began counting on his fingers, "10, 35, 71, 98, 98! Ninety-eight times including this one!"

Yugi sweatdropped on the other side, "That was a rhetorical question, actually."

"Well, whatever. You know what we should do on Christmas?"

Yugi listened as Ryou explained about the Christmas party,

"So you think we should invite Marik and Malik too?"

"Marik was the one that did this so yes. Malik… I'm not sure…"

"Nah, let's invite them! And Isis too! And Kaiba I guess, and Joey, and—"

"Everyone in the world?"

Ryou laughed, "Yup! It's gonna be one hell of a party!"

- End -

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