WhiteLightning: Ahem.Well! Everyone dies. Literally, everyone. Including people outside the game, so... Yeah! Why? I don't know. I don't hate them... But I was hyper and, well, yeah! Yaaaay, crack!fic.
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The Day Squall Laughed...
By: Variables X (WhiteLightning and Yakusoko)
It was a very strange day.
It all happened so fast...
Squall was watching a commercial... not just any commercial... It was one about "laughing through the pain", and so, Squall, being the weird suicidal guy that he is laughed and laughed... and laughed some more.
Rinoa... hearing Squall's laughter for the very first time, went homicidal... killing Seifer. Then, in a very strange turn of events, she turned suicidal and jumped off the observation tower.
Zell's head popped off at the very sound of it.
Quistis forgot how to breathe and... Umm... Died.
Irvine got crushed by a 10-ton piano... that came out of nowhere...
Cid went crackers and shot Edea with Irvine's gun... which he just happened to have, and then spontaneously combusted.
Laguna went on a sugar high and zapped himself to death while changing a light bulb.
Raine got resurrected with a phoenix down... Then promptly got her head severed by a random chocobo running with scissors...
Sephiroth (From Final Fantasy VII) randomly appeared and started reading "The Book of Bunny Suicides". Then, seeing the chocobo running with scissors, ran up to it and killed it... Accidentally chopping himself in half in the process.
Ellone locked herself in the bathroom (from the inside) and ate her body parts to stay alive... But didn't because loss of blood can kill you.
Kiros drowned himself in a bathtub full of "Tag" body spray.
Ward chocked on a hotdog... and died... a horrible... painful death.
Rajin died from uttering the phrase "ya know?" too many times in Fujin's presence.
Fujin got baked to death in an oven... Heh, heh, heh...
And then Selphie went crazy, and in a rather pyromaniac/genocidal fashion blew up the entire planet... Taking Yuna from FFX with her...
Take that... whore.
THE END….!oneooneneoneoneoneonone!1!d;fkd?
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WL: Yeah, um, that was... weird. But! That's okay. Maybe we'll write a squal where something triggers thew opposite effect and everyone lives once more! Maybe. Meeeh.