Bad Haiku Theater
By Elektra
Disclaimer: I write for fun, not profit and Lost is owned by ABC,
Disney and Bad Robot, not me.
Rating: K+
A/N: I thought I'd write a few more. These are based on random musings from
Lost fan sites. BTW, thanks to PITAchic and Violent Water for the reviews.
Now, on with the show…
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On Visiting Lost Fan Sites
An hour-long show
Spend five times that on fan sites
Too much time to waste
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On Finding Easter Eggs
Easter eggs are cool!
Rewind tape and spot the clues
Time to get a life...
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Everyone Has One
You know what I think?
They're all dead and don't know it...
It's purgatory!
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What is in the hatch?
A space ship? A secret lab?
Underground dance club?
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Uhg! Theories, Shmeories,
We all like to speculate,
But I KNOW I'm right
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On Walt's Special Abilities
Walt is spec-i-al
He can kill you with his BRAIN!
Just ask his mother
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Sawyer vs. the Boar
Why doesn't he shoot?
'Cause he and the boar connect
But...what about lunch?
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On Non-Speaking Background Characters
Is he Scott or Steve?
The coolest people could be
Ones we never see
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On Real or Imagined Romantic Pairings
Skater, Jate, Shayid
CC, JinSun, MiSun, HAH!
Nobody gets laid...