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Spring Break: YYH style!

Chapter 1

"It's Friday and Spring Break will officially begin tomorrow, so what do you guys wanna do?" Yusuke asked.

The gang was at Kuwabara's house in his room and a few minutes ago Shizuru had told Kuwabara to get on the phone to talk to their mother(the mysterious Mrs.Kuwabara!)

Kuwabara busted through the door of his room, "You guys guess what?!" he asked.

Everyone looked over to him, "My mom is leaving us tickets to Las Vegas while she goes on a business trip!" he exclaimed.

"Are you serious?!" Yusuke asked in excitement.

"Yeah, we've gotta hurry up and pack though, the plane leaves in five hours." Kuwabara replied.

"We only have five hours?!" Yusuke asked.

"Oh Kazuma, this is wonderful." Yukina said.

"Thank you Yukina. I'd be thrilled if you could be though." Kuwabara stated blushing.

Hiei's mouth drops, "Hold on a minute!" he began, but Kurama pulled at his sleeve.

"Hiei you might want to rethink this, your actions might give away that you're her brother." Kurama whispered.

"Have you lost your mind! do you have any idea what he might do to her?!" Hiei whispered back.

"No, but neither do you, just trust Kuwabara, he's not a bad guy." Kurama pleaded.

Hiei pouted and sat back down, "I hate you." he whispered to Kurama.

Kuwabara walked over to Hiei and patted him on the shoulder, "Hiei, you don't have to flirt with Yukina to hide you and Kurama's relationship." he said.

Hiei shot Kuwabara an evil stare, "Trust me, I'd say he's doing everything but flirting." Kurama smiled at Kuwabara.

"You guys don't have to lie, it's okay if you're gay." Kuwabara said walking away.

"I swear I'm going to kill him, and YOU!" Hiei hissed at Kurama.

"What about me?" Kurama asked.

"I'm glad you asked, I'll just tell everyone about you and Botan's secret relationship!" Hiei threatened.

"But there is no relationship!" Kurama protested.

"When I kill you and Botan I'm sure I can make it look like there is." Hiei smiled.

"What do you want?" Kurama asked.

"It's very simple really, we're going to murder Kuwabara!" Hiei exclaimed.

"But why?" Kurama asked in confusion.

"Because I hate his human guts and he must die, AND THE BEST TIME TO DO IT IS NOW!" Hiei exclaimed standing up, everyone in the room gave them frightened stares.

Kurama and Hiei got up uneasily and left the room, "What are you lookin' at?" Hiei asked as he shut the door behind them.

"I knew it." Kuwabara said only hearing the last part that was yelled.