"How the hell did this happen?" Inuyasha shouted for the sixth time running hands frantically over his feminine features.
"You say you were fighting with Sesshomaru and then there was a huge blast?" Sango questioned in a gentle voice trying to calm Inuyasha down as he paced back and forth wildly across the Kaede's yard.
"That's right." Kagome spoke. "I saw Sesshomaru right before the light consumed everything. And when it faded he wasn't there any longer."
"Sesshomaru." Inuyasha's growl had turned into more of a purr and Kagome would have been hard put not to laugh if it wasn't for the shock of it all.
'It's so strange seeing Inuyasha with…as a girl!'
"I bet this is his fault!" Inuyasha raved. "That perverted bastard! When I get my hands on him…"
"Lets not jump to conclusions." Miroku interrupted. "Perhaps it's simply and illusion."
"Does this look like an illusion to you, monk!" Inuyasha shrieked.
:"Well I'm not sure." Miroku went on thoughtfully. "Perhaps you should remove your kimono so I can do a thorough study of…" he broke up at the stares received from Kagome, Sango, and Inuyasha. "Heh. Force of habit."
"YOU KEEP ME OUT OF ANY PART OF YOUR HABITS, MIROKU!"
"Calm down, Inuyasha." Kagome said from her seat on the edge of the dojo, feet tucked under her.
"Don't tell me to calm down! You're not the one who's been turned into a girl here?"
"And pray tell what, exactly, is wrong with be a woman?" Sango asked with a warning tone.
"Uh…"
"I suggest you back down." Miroku whispered. "I see only disaster coming from this course of topic."
Inuyasha ignored him. "Nothing for you. But I'm a man."
"Ha!" Kagome thought that was a rather sill statement made in Inuyasha's new high-pitched voice. He sounded like Peg from Love and Marriage. Kagome giggled.
Inuyasha glared at her. "Just what is that suppose to mean?"
"You have to admit." Sango said. "He does make a pretty girl."
Inuyasha growled at her but Kagome couldn't help agreeing. Inuyasha was pretty. 'He even has a bigger chest then I do. What a blow to the ego.'
"There's only one option." Miroku said. "We have to find Sesshomaru and have him undo the spell."
"You really think he'll just undo it if we ask?" Sango questioned dryly.
"Either he will or I'll beat him into nothing." Inuyasha snarled.
"Well if you do that…" Kagome mused. "Then he won't be able to take it off anyway." Then laughed sheepishly at the glare Inuyasha gave her. "Never mind."
"I think we should keep all this quiet though." Shippou finally spoke from his position on Kagome's lap; devouring a bag of chips Kagome had brought him.
"Why's that Shippou?" Kagome questioned.
"Well with all the enemies Inuyasha's made, just think about how they'd come swarming if they found out what's happened to him."
Inuyasha growled at the kitsune. "Are you trying to say I'm weak you little pipsqueak. There ain't nobody that can beat me even in this stupid body!"
"But think about it Inuyasha." Miroku said. "Do you really want everyone to know you've been turned into a woman?" He went on at the silence that followed his inquiry. "Shippou's right. Until we can turn you back to normal we should make sure no one finds out."
"Which means he'll have to find something else to wear besides that kimono. Everyone knows it." Sango added, frowning at Inuyasha's clothing. "Plus I don't think it's fitting very well anymore."
Kagome noticed for the first time that Inuyasha did seem a little squished in and lost in the kimono at the same time. To tight at the top and baggy at the middle, arms, and legs. She huffed and turned away in envy. Inuyasha looked over at her quizzically.
"What's your problem?"
"Nothing." She snapped. 'Stupid Inuyasha. He would have the perfect figure.'
"Kagome I think you should take Inuyasha down to the village and get him new clothes. Sango and I will see if Sesshomaru or anyone else who might be responsible is still in the forest."
Kagome nodded. "Right."
"Let's go Sango." Miroku glanced over at he demon exterminator.
She nodded and turned towards the dojo's yard. "Kirara!" The cat demon mewed, slipping around the house and flaring to full size.
Kagome lifted a hand and waved and Sango and Miroku disappeared into the distance. "Good luck!" She turned and looked at Inuyasha. "Well come on. We'd better get you some new clothes."
"This is so embarrassing." Inuyasha grumbled. "What I get a hold of the person who did this…"
Kagome sighed. "Come on demon girl." Reaching out to grasp Inuyasha's slender wrist and tugged him after her, smiling innocently. "We have to make you pretty."
Inuyasha growled to himself. 'Great.'