Author Note: I just took my dog for a walk about an hour ago, so I was forced to write this chapter out of personal experience with my dog.

Please R&R, tell mewhat you think of this chapter considering I wrote it in a total of 5 minutes.


Gunn sat up slightly just so that his head could be seen over the counter in the Hyperion lobby. He looked both ways.

"Cost is clear," he mumbled standing up all the way. Cordy and Wesley both stuck their heads up just above the counter and looked both ways. Zev stuck his head up as well yet Wesley quickly pushed his head back down. Mid-morning was the only time they could get Zev out of the Hotel. All three quickly ran out of the Hyperion Hotel, Zev with them, connected to Wesley by a blue leash.

In his head Charles Gunn hummed the pink panther song.


"So where are we going?" asked Gunn in the bright LA morning sun.

"The vet, Zev has to get shots." Cordelia said smiling enjoying the sun.

"Oh...umm..Guys." mumbled Gunn.

"What?" asked Cordy.

"Is he...umm...gonna..."

"What?" Cordelia asked slightly annoyed.

"Well ya know...is he going to-"

"Spit it out Charles!" Wesley yelled.

"Is Zev going to get his Man hood taken away?"

There was a moment of stunned silence, which was only interrupted by Cordelia bursting out laughing.


"Dam that dog has more energy then god." mumbled Gunn as they walked up a hill.

"Your not the one being pulled by him." mumbled Wesley who had stopped trying to get Zev to remain at his left side like he suppose to about 10 minutes ago.

"Oh come on you two, you guys act like you've never walked long distances before."

"We don't need to! Cordelia we're normal we drive!" Wesley stated gasping for breath, while Zev's big long tongue hung from his mouth. Cordelia gave them both an evil grin.

"What?" asked Gunn?

"Zev, Zev look squirrel, squirrel, get the squirrel Zev." Suddenly Zev took off running pulling Wesley behind him. Cordelia merely laughed hysterically while Gunn was trying not to laugh yet couldn't help it as he joined Cordy in burst of laughter. The great genius Wesley Wyndam Pryce was being pulled around by a small dog, which was chasing a squirrel.


"Raise your hand if you hate hills?" asked Gunn as they climbed the final hill to the vets. All 3 humans raised their hand while Zev merely barked in agreement.
"Well that wasn't so bad." Cordelia exclaimed as they exited the Vet. Gunn, Wesley, and Zev all looked at her in annoyance at her preppies. The vet had continually suggested that they get Zev fix but it would cost more money then that had on them at the time. The trio started making there way back to the hotel.
"Hey Fred what's going on?" asked Gunn curiously.

"Well see I ran out of room in my room, so I am writing here." replied Fred as she started writing on the lobby walls in permanent marker.

"Really?" Gunn replied as he used his hands to signal Cordy and Wes to move. "Tell me what you're writing about."

Cordelia and Wesley dashed for the stairs as Fred started rambling.


"Phhew that was close." sighed Gunn.

"Yeh, we are going to have to be more careful. Fred is going to be in the lobby more often now."

"Or I could just write up here." said Winifred Burkle as she stood in the doorway of the giant open space of the top floor.

"Fred we can explain." Wesley started.

"Hey Guys?" yelled Angel's voice. Gunn, Cordy, and Wesley all looked at Fred. She was sure to tell Angel considering how she's madly in love with him.

"Don't tell Angel," she muttered. Maybe the crazy girl did learn something from the whole hamster incident.


Next Chappie: Oh no, it's Lorne's turn to find out, plus we actually learn more about what Zev is. Will he be able to stay at the Hyperion safely much longer?


PS: When walking a dog, Hills are the Spawn of the Devil.