Chapter 3: Mayo's field trip.

"Get off, get off, GET OFF!!" Yami screeched. "You are rumpling Toto's pages!!"

"Oh sure don't worry about the boyfriend who fell from the ceiling. Worry about an inanimate object that doesn't even have feelings."

"N-Any-what?"

"Never mind"

Yami glared for a moment, and then broke into a huge yawn.

"Tired Darkling?" Seto asked in kindness, but then remember just where that nick name had gotten him earlier. "Yami!! How did you do that thing with the pop up porn screens?"

The pharaoh gave a 'just a minute' sign, and sat on the couch. After comfortably settled in Seto's arms, he answered. "I don't know."

"You made me wait for that answer?"

"Well I really don't. I was messing around on the Internet, found your website, and suddenly realized what I could do. It all happened so fast." The dark spirit closed his eyes.

The brunette looked at him for a moment before doing the same. A short quick nap couldn't hurt.

~*~

Bakura and Yugi arrived at the Game Shop/House about 11:00. They walked in to find Yami and Seto asleep on the couch in each other's arms.

"Should you wake them up?" Bakura whispered. Personally he felt like going over and giving both of them a good swift kick, but he didn't feel like dying right now.

"No, they look so happy and comfortable." Yugi sighed softly. He felt an odd emotion while watching them. Jealousy?

The white haired spirit turned away from the scene on the couch. "Are we still going to that place tomorrow?"

"Yeah, I think we should invite them as well" The small boy gestured to the sleeping figures. "Make it a double date?"

Bakura instantly opened his mouth to disagree, but quickly closed it in thought. 'It actually might work to my benefit. Let's give it a try.' "Okay Yugi. Whatever you want. I will come by to pick you up about nine, so just make sure you work it out with them."

"G'bye!" The two shared a kiss, and Bakura left.

~*~

"Okay so what are we going to do exactly?" Yami scratched his head. Him, Seto, and Yugi were sitting at the table finishing breakfast.

"Bakura and I were going to the Amusement Park, and wondered if you two wanted to come. Please?" Yugi smiled hopefully at the last word, sending the other two minds reeling out of control.

Yami cleared his throat, trying to get his mind under control. "Ummm... Seto, mayo now!" He gave the not so subtle hints and raced out of the room. The brunette followed, still stumbling from the smile.

"How do you live with that?" Seto panted after they reached the upstairs bathroom. He sat on the toilet seat lid.

Yami sat on the bathtub rim. "It takes a lot of resistance, trust me."

"So are we going to go?"

"Of course we are going you fool! This is a chance to be with Yugi! And it will be MAYO's first field trip."

"along with the Tomb Robber as well."

"Yes... We must find a way to get rid of him.." Yami started an evil chuckled that turned into an evil laugh, and fell backwards into the tub.

"Right... lets just go now."

Tri-colored hair bobbled up and down in agreement.

Yugi heard the bathroom door slam, some evil laughing, foot steps, and soon the other two reappeared. "Okay! Let's go!"

~*~

"Yami here is your ticket!" Seto looked around for the Pharaoh.

Yugi walked up with an annoyed expression on his face. "Don't bother. Him and Bakura did something with their items, and tricked the people into thinking they and re-entry stamps."

"Oh." Seto thought a moment. "Well then do you want it?"

"Huh?"

"The ticket" He smiled. "You can have his ticket."

"Oh, um, well, I can't take it."

"Of course you can. Here." The taller one placed the ticket in the smaller hand. Fingers gently brushing. He smiled and headed towards the entrance gate. Yugi stood a few moments, his face as red as a tomato, before hurrying after the CEO.

Once inside the gates, they found Yami and Bakura having a rather intense glaring contest.

"Break it up." The small hikari yelled tiredly. "Lets go find a line to wait in."

They headed off only to be stopped by park employees trying to get their picture.

"No!" Bakura yelled. "I didn't do anything! You can't prove it!"

The group sweat dropped.

"Its just a picture Bakura."

"Uhh. Right... Okay lets get this over with." He grabbed Yugi and attempted to pose, but Yami grabbed Yugi back away. "Hey! My boyfriend my picture! Your boyfriend your picture!"

"No way! Yugi's staying with me, I mean us!"

"Me!"

"Us!"

"ME!"

"US!"

Yugi cringed as the pulling on his arms continued. The park employee backed up a bit, and took the picture of the tug of war game.

The flash made everyone freeze, and blink rapidly.

"Here ya go!" The employee said cheerily, and handed Yugi a card that said 'GOTCHA!'

The boy shook his arms a bit to regain feeling in them and walked deeper into the park. Everyone decided that Yugi could pick the rides, and the first one he picked was a giant wooden roller coaster.

"A-a-re y-you su-r-re this is s-s-s-safe?" Seto stuttered. He didn't like wooden roller coasters.

"Are you questioning Yugi's judgment?" Bakura glared.

"No arguments you three. Let's just wait in this line nicely."

"Wait? Line?" Yami looked around. "Pharaohs do not wait in lines! The injustice! This is undignified!" He started to push past people.

"Yami stop being a stupid head!" Seto whined. "Come back!"

Yami was forced to stop when he ran into a rather large and tough looking man.

"What do you think you are doing punk?" The man growled. "Think you are too good for lines? Better than the rest of us?"

The pharaoh was about to reply when Yugi caught up to them. "No, of course he doesn't sir. He is extremely sorry."

The man blinked in surprise. "Well I might be willing to over look it this time..."

"Oh Thank you!" Yugi was about to turn around when the man continued.

"BUT.. you owe me something."

"W-w-what would that be?" Yugi's eyes widened slightly at the smile the man wore.

"A kiss"

"WHAT!?" Yami's crimson eyes seemed to burn with rage. "For the mere suggestion of that I'm going too..."

His hikari cut off the rest of the threat. "don't worry about it Yami" He turned back to the man, only to find him no longer there. "Yami! I told you not too!"

"b-b-but Abiou I didn't.." The spirit seemed just as stunned.

"Of course he didn't" Bakura appeared. "I did" He wrapped his arms around his boyfriend, and pulled him away from the other dark spirit.

Yugi sighed. "Is there anyway we can be normal?"

"No" Seto appeared and answered.

"didn't figure so"

The four took the man's space in line, and no one seemed to mind. And if they did, they sure didn't voice it.

"Okay so now lets just w.." Yugi began but Seto cut him off with a hard shake of his head.

"Don't say that word!"

They finally made it to the front of the line. There were 5 cars in the train and 2 rows in each car. Each row had 2 seats. The group sat in the middle.

"So what is this contraption again?" Yami asked, sounding rather annoyed.

"You mean you have never been on a roller coaster?" Bakura sounded highly amused.

"No I haven't."

"Okay" The white haired yami smirked. "Just remember everyone else is screaming as well."

"What!? Screaming?"

Suddenly the coaster jerked forward and started to roll along the track. The first major incline came up quickly, and Yami got out of his surprise.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"Shut up!"

"AAAAAAA-omp" Seto clamped his hand over the spirits mouth. "Shut it"

Thanks to the blue eyes CEO, Yami stayed quiet the rest of the ride. He was also quiet exiting, and walking off the platform. In the picture you could see Bakura clutching the lap bar like his life depended on it, Yugi hiding his eyes, Seto with a rather annoyed expression, and Yami's eyes were as big as saucers. His mouth was still covered at that point.

"Hikari.." Yami's voice was a croaked whisper. "Never make me ride one of those again." Everyone nodded. "Now, someone please catch me." And he fainted.

~*~

Yami and Seto sat on a bench and glared as Yugi and Bakura walked up laughing from a ride they just got off.

"It was completely in the dark!"

"Man, talk about a rush."

"Right" Seto interrupted the two. "How about we get some lunch now?"

They ended up eating hamburgers at one of the parks many restaurants.

"So what do you want to do now?" Yugi asked as they finished.

"How about another ride?" Bakura asked.

"No, Yami and Seto aren't riding with us. Let's find something else to do."

"Like..?" The ring guardian prompted.

He wished he hadn't asked. Actually everybody wished he hadn't asked. They were now watching a group of performers sing and dance.

"Everybody ready to go now?" Yugi yawned. It was really hot outside, and the heat always made him tired.

They stopped several times on their way out to buy things from the small stores. Seto bought a bunch of Salt water taffy for Mokaba. As they neared the exit a sweet smell caught the hikari's nose. He sniffed cutely and followed the scent to a cart full of flowers. They looked like normal roses, but they were made of feathers.

"wow" His eyes got wide with curiosity as he picked one up and stroked it gently. "so soft.." Everyone with in a mile drooled at the cute sight. He turned around to show his friends, and they two had a rather glazed expression on their face. "What's wrong?"

"Not a thing Yugi!" Bakura strolled up cheerily. He hugged the small boy close for a moment. He then bought the rose, and continued the way towards the exit, still holding Yugi's hand.

Yami and Seto glared after him.

"He just did that because he could."

"I could have bough the entire business."

They growled and followed the other two towards the exit.

TBC

When I pictured the park in my mind I kind of envisioned Six Flags over Texas. That would make the first ride the Texas Giant, and the other ride the Runaway Mountain. Two of my favorites! The feather roses really do exist, and they are extremely beautiful. I wish I had one. I still haven't gotten many reviews. _ But I like this story to much personally to get rid of it. The lack of reviewers just depresses me, not ruin my drive to write. Thank you for reading, and if you can find it in your heart to review, please do.