Argus Filch's Parody to "Beautiful" by Christina Aquilera. His newly found sensitive side...hehe
Everyday is so magical, then suddenly, I wanna scream.
Now and then I get insecure from all the pranks, and back-aches.
I am magical, no matter what they say. Those terds can't bring me down.
I am magical, in every single way, even though I'm the biggest squib around.(2x)
So don't you bring me down today.
To all the staff, I'm delirious, so consumed in my room.
Trying hard to catch those Weasley twins, but their gone, Satan's spawn.
I am magical, no matter what they say. Those terds can't bring me down.
I am magical, in every single way, even though I'm the biggest squib around.(2x)
So don't you bring me down today.
No matter what they do, no matter what they say.
I should hang them by their thumbs and really make them pay.
Cuz everywhere I go, they torture me all the time.
But someday... someday I'll make them cry...
Cuz I am magical, no matter what they say.
Those terds can't bring me down.
I am magical, in every single way, even though I'm the biggest squib around.(2x)
So don't you bring me down today.
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