NOTES: ahh! Another addition to this code... Oh, and in the autobiography this is referred to as the Sebald Code

ANSWER TO LAST ONE: For all those who were befuddled and confused by the last one, the answer was "Your life is in danger. O has betrayed us. He will strike tomorrow. Good luck. The world is quiet here."

RULES: In the Lemony Snicket Unauthorized Autobiography, they don't count the character's names... here, I do. Same rules apply as last time (see chapter one). At the beginning, "Ding, dong" stands for the ringing of the bell.

DISCLAIMER: This is my idea for a fanfic, and the words are mine, but the code is "Lemony Snicket's"

This is a scene from The Wizard of Oz that was cut after the member of VFD on the production staff saw it.

Scene 1, Act 5

Ding, dong, the wicked old witch is dead!

(Singing munchkins exit).

Dorothy: This message of joy is so uplifting! I'm glad I freed you from her wicked grasp!

Mayor: How can we repay you?

Dorothy: I really like those striped socks...

Mayor: Oh golly gee! I was eyeing those! What about these shoes?

Dorothy: If that's more received, a word here used as "conventional", I guess that is k -

Mayor: (interrupts) It's settled then! The munchkins get the socks. Is it a deal?

Dorothy: Erm, well... I guess that is safe to say...

Police munchkin: Certainly it's safe to say! See, in Munchkinland we keep a close watch on security...

Mayor: Now out! Follow that road to wherever you're going...

Dorothy: I'm going back home.

Mayor: Yes, yes. (Stares at socks) We'll sing to send you off.

(Singing munchkins appear)

You are off to see a wizard, a wonderful wizard of Oz! If you're sweet as sugar he might see you, but he will probably try to bowl you over with his big voice and flames! Leave very soon to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!

Mayor: The song is over, now out!

Dorothy: That song made a world of difference for how I feel towards you. See, that is why I looked so happy (looks happy). When everything went quiet; I was sure you did not like me!

Mayor: Oh, here (rings bell to indicate "here") in Munchkinland we LOVE you, but leave us alone with our socks!

(Dorothy exits)

A/N: Whew! This is harder than it looks... please review!