Okay, so maybe I was wrong.
Have you ever met somebody so infuriating and, and argh it drives me mad just thinking about it. Some one who is the flame to your fire and ewww did I just say that. Gross! James Potter is most certainly not the flame to my fire more like the big headed, egotistical, malfunctional, irritating, arse hole of an ignorant, self-centred, arrogant PRAT! All he thinks about is himself and maybe that git Sirius Black, well personally I don't find Sirius as a git but it just makes the story line right. I hate all his friends and he apparently "LOVES" me ahem yeah right he wouldn't even know the meaning of love.
Okay so anyway Sirius and I get along fine as long as James is not in the presence and he along with my best friend Miah think I should go out with him…ummm have THEY LOST THEIR MINDS! ME, LILY EVANS, GO OUT WITH JAMES POTTER I THINK NOT! Okay calm down take a deep breath. Okay now I'm calm I'll be fine. They are both totally insane and it drives me insane and if I was sane I would be making sense right now not just babbling about how my friends are insane causing me to go from sane to insane because they want me to go out with this stupid arse of a guy that is well…how do you put it nicely…INSANE!
So now you know enough about that other most annoying half in my short life of seventeen years it's time you learnt a bit about me. Well here goes I was a normal muggle kid until the age of eleven when I was sent a letter from Hogwarts and my parents were so excited and happy and well you know they thought it was the best thing since well since Petunia my sister was born. My sister saw it as a burden you know why? She was in her third year at Hogwarts she was a Slytherin. HOW? I have no IDEA. Her best friend was Narcissa Black and naturally Bellatrix Black was apart of that group.
So I turned up on the train and Petunia denied knowing me and I ended up sitting in this very compartment all alone except for a short mousy boy who was well crying because he lost his toad. So I introduced myself. He turned out to be Frank Longbottom a very forgetful boy who well was, forgetful. I walked around the surrounding carriages to ask if anyone had seen a toad.
I opened the last carriage to reveal four boys laughing about something.
'Excuse me have any of you seen a toad a boy named Frank lost one.' I said and the four boys shook their heads.
'Oh so you're doing magic please enlighten me.' I said and the younger Sirius Black took out his wand and said Bloominto and a red rose appeared.
'For you the young woman with red rose lips and hair.' He said and the younger James began to laugh as I took the rose.
'I wouldn't laugh if I were you Mr I'm a genius.' I said and he stopped laughing and glared at me. The rest of first year we hated each other.
In our second year however that was different I never had any friends because I was always reading or in the library. In my third year Miah found me or rather we literally bumped into each other. She taught me how to play quidditch and I taught her how to do her charms, as that was her worst subject and my best. In my fourth year I had a lot of fun playing quidditch in the Gryffindor team and beating my older sister was awesome.
Then in fifth year I was made prefect and my sister was not at Hogwart's she and Narcissa and Bellatrix had a major fight about Lucious Malfoy who was going to marry Petunia and then Narcissa stole him away from her and the cousins stuck together so Petunia took her wand and put it in a box and buried it in the back yard of her house number Four Privet drive. Then Sirius and James almost got Severus Snape killed and then they kept going by deciding to pick on him so I stood up for him and he told me not to help him because he didn't want help from a mudblood.
In sixth year well let's see James and Sirius almost lost me my Prefect position and Quidditch position I was so angry with them they had snuck out on a full moon and I had caught them and well you can guess the rest they told McGonnagal I was out after hour's and I told McGonnagal that I was out after those two gits and she gave us all Detention. Oh yeah another reason my sister left the wizarding world was because McGonnagal beat her to the transfiguration professor position.
My seventh year has only just started and I'm the head girl and sitting here listening, or trying to, Miah.
'…So I said to him why don't you grow some brains! Absolute classic look on his face.' Miah said and continued with a slight frown on her face.
'Lily, Lily were you paying attention to anything I said!' Miah said to me.
'What? Oh yeah something about brains.' I said.
'I told James to grow some brains. How funny!' Miah said to me.
'Oh yeah hilarious.' I said not laughing.
'Something's bothering you I can tell.' She said and looked at my eyes.
'They paled.' She said and I smiled.
'I was just thinking.' I said and she grinned evilly.
'About what or more importantly WHO?' she said raising an eyebrow.
'Me who else.' Potter's voice came.
'You wish Potter.' I said and scowled.
'Ooh SCARY!' he said with sarcasm oozing from every word.
'Move Potter.' I said standing up to leave.
'Make me.' He said casually.
'Fine would you like me to take house points or give you a detention.' I said and he looked at me and smiled.
'Nice try chicken but prefects can't do that.' He said and winked at me.
'1. Don't call me Chicken and 2. I'm a head now move.' I said and his grin dropped into a frown.
'No.' He said and stood there blocking the doorway.
'Fine.' I said and managed to navigate my knee to his crutch and left him in a clump on the ground howling in pain with Sirius and Remus giggling like girls who just saw Joseph McCauley (The hottest wizard actor ever). That just felt soooooooo great! I thought as I rushed toward the front of the train for a head meeting.
'Hello Professor Dumbledore.' I said as I walked into the heads compartment.
'Good morning Miss Evans I trust you met our new head boy or was that your knee?' Dumbledore mused with a twinkle in his eye.
'Um…Sir may I ask who the head boy is?' I said thinking the only thing my knee had contacted was Potter's crutch.
'Ah a name to a face the new head boy is your friend Mr Potter.' Dumbledore said. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This can't be happening. Pinch yourself its just a bad dream I thought and pinched my arm.
'Miss Evans this is not a bad dream.' Dumbledore said with slight amusement.
'What have I ever done wrong?' I questioned.
'Whatever it is I have done wrong please don't let the punishment be this anything but this.' I said and Dumbledore smiled.
'Miss Evans you have done nothing wrong although I gave James the job because he is the one most fit for the position of Head Boy and the most capable of it.' Dumbledore said and vanished before I could argue the point that James Potter was MOST DEFINITELY NOT the most qualified for the job!
'Absolutely bloody fantastic a whole year with Potter argh.' I mused out loud.
'Now that would have been a much appreciated first reaction.' The voice of my so-called "Friend" said.
'Well my first reaction was correct and if you didn't hear me I was not P-L-E-A-S-E-D with the fact I have to spend an entire year of my life close to that stinking git sitting opposite me.' I said.
'What don't you like about me Evans I could really use that I-N-F-O-R-M-A-T-I-O-N right now.' He said and I stared at him for a moment. Well although I had thought about what I didn't like about him I really never thought it would come out in reality.
'Well matter-of-factly you really do I-N-F-U-R-I-A-T-E me Potter you honestly make my life a living hell!' I spat.
'Really I never knew. You make MY life a living hell also Evans I mean really I like to A-R-G-U-E with you cause you fight back but I never complain about how much of a prat you are.' He said to me and my mouth dropped.
'I am not a P-R-A-T!' I said disgusted with the fact anyone could even think that.
'Y-E-S-Y-O-U-A-R-E!' He spelled.
'Join a D-E-B-A-T-I-N-G team.' I said and opened a book and started to read.
'What's a debating team?' a stupid yet familiar voice came.
'Peter a debating team is something that one joins to fight for a reason.' Potter said and glared at me.
'Riight I know what you're talking bout now.' Peter squeaked then whispered something in James' ear.
'Good day to you Evans.' James said and the two boys left.
'Hallelujah!' I said out loud.