A.N. Wow, I've like, finally updated. This takes place after the Eternity Code, and after Artemis has regained his memory and somehow made peace with the People.

Ariana the musical genius- Yes, your Majesty, I shall obey.

sgarecool321- Thank you!

Artemis- Yes, more Artemises for you, more havoc, insanity, and chaos for me.

Raablyn- Actually, Artemis has pretty much Raistlin's reasons. Of course, money is a plus, but, hey! I'm about to reveal my secret plot to you! You hypnotized me! Hmph! Read and find out the plot. WolfPriestess is not spiderandDottiluver229. We are different people. Go on Terrouge and see for yourself.

orangUtan100- Yes, it was a cool idea, and I have updated.

Cyberspace- You will have to read to find out.

almostinsane- As you can see, I've updated.

A Pickel named fredJoeBob- You're name is most interesting. I like it.

Chapter 2- Angeline Fowl, Artemis Fowl Senior, and the Artemises

Enter Angeline Fowl.

"Arty! Butler! Juliet! Come, it is time for dinner! Who are your friends here-" Angeline stopped in her tracks. Nobody spoke for several long moments. "I must be hallucinating. Am I seeing double? What on Earth happened here!" With that, Angeline fainted.

"Mother!" All five Artemises crowded around her.

"Fowl!" Holly growled from the screen. "Didn't you tell her what you were doing?"

"We-ell…" the Artemises looked very uncomfortable indeed. One of them piped up, "If I, er, we told her, she wouldn't have let us proceed with it!"

"Butler? What do you have to say about this?" Holly turned on the bodyguard.

"I agree with Artemis, Captain Short. I was reluctant to let him do this, as you know, but I could see there was no stopping him. However, if we let Mrs. Fowl in on this, she would have told Artemis Fowl, Sr., and he would have put a stop to this for sure!" Butler stood by (the) Artemis (es).

"Besides, what's done is done." Juliet also sided with them/him. "We should get her up to her room." Showing her superior strength, she picked up Angeline easily and started towards her room.

Later….

Angeline opened her eyes, then immediately shut them again. She groaned. After several seconds, she reopened them.

"I wasn't dreaming, then?" Slowly, everybody shook their head. "Oh, Arty, what happened?"

"Well, you see, Mother, I, um… well…" The original Artemis stammered, which was very, very, very, very, very unusual behavior for him.

"Mrs. Fowl, your son cloned himself," Juliet cut in.

Angeline remained speechless for probably a whole minute until she managed to splutter two words. "Y—y-your f-f-father-r-r-r." Then she fainted once again.

"Artemis. Do you really expect me to believe that you managed to clone yourself… without getting a punishment!" Artemis Senior roared.

"So… you believe me?" Artemis Junior the Original ventured tentatively.

"Oh, I believe you, all right. You didn't expect that I would ignore your remarkable progress all these years, would you? But I thought that you would have thought twice before doing something so dangerous! How do you know you aren't suffering a horrible side effect right now? For all you know, your life span could have been shortened by 80 years! What if you can't reverse this?" Artemis Senior thundered on as the Artemis Juniors all quailed under his outburst. "Well, what have you got to say for yourself?"

"We're sorry, Father," one of them whispered.

"What's our punishment?" Another spoke.

"Is it St. Bartelby's again?" The Original asked.

"Oh, no. No, no, no. Artemis, you are being… grounded."