A/N: This is Eponine 'coz Signo's too lazy to upload this. (No, just joking, I could get to a computer sooner.) This chapter is Amy Rose and Funny the flea (otherwise known as… wait and see)
Disclaimer: Not mine! (Funny belongs to Signo, but still… Not mine!)
Amy and Funny Part 1
"Hey funny- lookin' mamma! Wanna give me a taste of that pink lipstick of yours?" Funny said to Amy Rose.
Then he morphed into a silver hedgehog with a set of golden teeth, a white basketball no- sleeved top, baggy Burberry pants and gold underwear that pulled up right to his chest. He was covered in gold bangles and chains.
"Yo ma homie, check out ma stylin' bling innit man."
"Oh great." Amy sighed. "Why did Shadow organise this stupid thing? It would have been ok if I was in here with Sonic, but I got stuck with some weirdo with a split personality disorder!"
The 'weirdo' looked offended.
"I is Chav da hedgehog 'n' I is da most happenin' hedgehog on da block, innit." Chav said.
Suddenly, he morphed back into Funny. "What did you say?"
"Nothing." Amy said, then she looked up. "Hey, do you know Sonic? I'm gonna marry Sonic you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…"
Funny sat back and yawned.
A/N: Signo wrote most of this- no, hang on, Signo wrote all of this. I only wrote part of the next chapter! Oh well, it's not really like any of you actually remember that I co- wrote this anyway. But still R+R papayas! And I like flames, flames are useful for toasting marshmallows or melting chocolate on! So, Review or flame, no difference to me! (Oh, sorry, Signo's a bit sensitive to flames- just ask Robert JF) So maybe you shouldn't flame… Signo might hurt me. Any way, next chapter is the conclusion of Amy and Funny and Shadow makes another brief cameo!