Dg: MUAHAHHA

Chrno: WHY WHY WHY! THAT IS JUST WRONG ACK: thinking about his legs getting waxed: GAH!

DG: MUAHAHHA

Chrno: GREAT FIRST ALL THE REVIEWERS LAUGH AT ME NOW YOU CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

DG: OooooOoohhh sorry Chrno-san! Let me make it up to you!

Chrno: and how do you purpose to do that?

DG: heh: drags Chrno into the closet:

Chrno: OO…. that works!

: Sounds are heard from the closet:

Ewan: OO hrmm interesting

Sister Kate: CHRNO!

Aion: HEY NO FAIR! TT

Rosette: OO…um…Dg dose not own Chrno crusade but she dose own a pen!

Aion: START FIC BABY! SOON I WILL RULE THE FANFICTION WORLD!

Girls bathroom!

Rosettes managed to sneak Chrno out of the convent with out any one seeing him and catch the train in time. Chrno sat by the window and watched the countryside go by.'

" So how long before we get to Florida?" Chrno asked looking at Rosette who was in front of him. " Hrmmm about 6 hours" Rosette said with a yawn and slowly fading off to sleep.

Chrno watched Rosette as she slept, he liked the way she looked so peaceful when she was asleep. Chrno watched Rosette for a while then feeling it was safe to leave her alone a while he went out unto the hall to find the bathrooms.

However, before long he was completely lost, he had wandered around for half an hour and ended up in the caboose. Looking around Chrno sighed then started to retrace his steps. As he was walking down the dull hallway, he heard footsteps behind him, he turned around but no one was there.

Feeling a little uneasy at this point he continued down the hallway " Hey you!" he heard someone yell from behind him.

He turned to see a large muscular man with a short brown beard coming toward him.

" Hello there sweet thing what are you doing down here by yourself eh? You lost well maybe I could help you find your way.. Hehe it could be worth your while" the man said holding a map of the inside of the train.

Chrno was stunned, mortified, sickened and also a little amused; he could not quite put his finger on which emotion was fitting.

" So what do ya say girly wanna come with me?"

The man said with a toothless grin as Chrno's devious mind got to work. Perhaps he could find some entertainment in dealing with this stupid moron.

" Well sir when you put it that way I guess so" Chrno said in a girly voice as the deranged man grinned ear to ear.

The man led Chrno to the back of the train and into a dark corner. As soon as the man started to undress, Chrno grabbed a large metal pole and smacked the man over the head with it. Once the man was knocked out, Chrno took the map and some money the man had in his wallet.

Then smiling Chrno locked the bearded man in a closet " Ahh now that was entertaining but now to find those damn bathrooms!" He thought to himself not at all feeling guilty about what he just did.

He finally found the bathrooms but then he came to another dilemma, there was a bathroom for males and one for females. After thinking long and hard about it, Chrno cautiously walked into the girl's bathrooms.

It was a blinding pink with golden strips on the walls; Chrno covered his eyes from the sudden blinding horrific colors. When he recovered his eyesight, he opened one of the stalls and was fixing to step in when a tall woman with light blue hair stepped inside the bathrooms

" HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU!"

The girl said pointing at Chrno who jumped about a mile high and was fixing to go into hypodermic shock.

" I ERR I WELL I CAN EXPLAIN!"

He stuttered as the girl fumbled in her purse

" You dropped this"

The girl said holding out a map to Chrno. He relaxed, put on a girly smile and took the map from her

" Thank you so much! I'd be lost with out this how can I repay you?" he said in his best girly voice

" Ohh you don't have to repay me ohh wait your uniform is the same as mine I guess this means your going to the same school as me right Tiger Grace High?" The girl said with a smile.

" My name is Chidorie what's yours?" she asked,

" Err my name is Chr-OHH I MEAN err Sheda ya" Chrno said sighing because it was the only famine name that came to mind.

"Hehe Nice to meet you Sheda, boy that's a funny name any way I have to go see ya at school kay?" She said happily skipping out of the bathrooms as Chrno had a sigh of relief.

After Chrno had finished his " Personnel" time in the bathroom he headed back to his train cabin which her shared with Rosette. By this time, night had fallen over the countryside as Chrno stepped into the room.

DG: It ends here!

Chrno: SHEDA MY NEW NAME IS SHEDA THAT'S SICK DG!

DG: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH…. HAH… HEH! MUAHA

Aion: hrmm well reviewers DG wants to know what you think about a Yu-gi-oh/ Chrono crusade crossover! She also says if you don't tell her she's going to make me wear girly clothes, and do something really bad in the fic…like kill a character off like Remington, or Rosette or Chrno or TURN THIS INTO A YAOI FIC or most importantly Kill myself! OO PLEASE PLEASE DO TELL FOR MY SAKE!