Artemis Fowl:
Holly and Her obsession (and relationship) with the Tree
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Disclaimer: I don't own any Artemis Fowl books character, or the song I don't own anything but I do own the tree (AKA Arty)
Author-Thank u Banjo lover300 for your wonderful review but ahumm! IT'S MY STORY! So get used to it
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Chapter 2
Holly really woke up this time!
"Oh my Gosh! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Holly couldn't believe the dream she just had.
She got dressed and went to work, singing
"WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE COULD MAKE OUT STARING FOREVER AT THE SUN!" She sang
"HEY SHUT UP THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SING IT!" someone called
"FUCK YOU TH EDUDE WHO TRIED TO TELL ME HOW TO SING THIS SOOOOOONNNNNGG. WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF I COULD FUCK ARTEMIS FOOOOOOOOWWWWWLLL." Then Holly realized she was in the LEP station .
"Everyone was staring…
"Uhmm.. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT! GET BACK TO WORK!" Holly shouted
"Aww….don't worry Holly, you eat the crap out of them…once we RULE THE WORLD!MUAHAHMUAHAHA!"
"Who the fuck are you?" Holly cried out loud
"I am YOU, EVIL YOU!TINININI ( does the twilights song)." The evil conscious said
"No let's bring peace to the world."
"Now who the fuck are you!" Holly was very confused
" I am You, but good you ( does I have the whole world in my hand song)." good conscious said.
" LETS FUCK ARTEMIS FOWL!"
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!" Holly cried out (A/N out loud of course muahaha)
" I'm Horny you!" said horny conscious
"JESUS CRIST ARE THERE ANY MORE? NO GOOD THEN" Holly was practically screaming her head off
" HAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEE"
"AHHHHHH!" Holly ran and locked her self in a bathroom.
"What, I just came to bring her coffee HAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEE, the Honduran one you know." It was some coffee physco dude
somewhere else
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Artemis fowl is sleeping……….
Artemis- Author leave me alone!
Author- NO!
Artemis-I'll kill you!
Author-you CANT!
Best friend walks in:
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Pokemon lover best friend- I LOVE POKEMON! I DREW A POKEMON DURING CLASS!
Author- Get out PLBF I'm writing
PLBF-About pokemon!
Author- NO, About ARTEMIS FOWL
PLBF- I like him too
Author-Yes I know , now go outside
PLBF-WHY?
Author-OH MY GOSH A PIKACHU!
PLBF-WHERE!
Author-OUTSIDE
(Best friend runs outside)
Author-OK, where was I oh Ya………………………Shit I forgot………Oh well
Another best friend walks in
Author-Hi Maxine
Maxine- treeeeeeeeeeeee
Author-Yes I know there's a tree outside
Maxine-Must HUMP!
(Maxine jumps out the window falls in the pool then climbs out, and humps the tree)
Author- Now you see where I got my "inspiration"
Bruno Da Costa walks in (some asshole, reading while I write…..)
(p.s. he cant hurt me I have the teacher riiiiigggghhht behind me)
Bruno-I'm Gay
Auhtor-I figured
Bruno-I' m in 9th grade (holds up 10 fingers)
Author –wow
Bruno- I love u!
Author- did u take or medice?
Bruno-NOO
doctors and nurses come running with shots
Bruno -AHH HEY THIS NURSE IS HOT
Nurse slaps bruno
Author- why cant i write in peace in my retarteded mind!