Artemis Fowl:
Holly and Her obsession (and relationship) with the Tree
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Disclaimer: I don't own any Artemis Fowl books character I don't own anything but I do own the tree (AKA Arty)
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Chapter 3 Carmen ann her f b
Artemis Fowl is in his walking around his the NY when he sees……..TINININININI CARMEN ELECTRA! Artemis feels his heart pounds…when holly comes up to him
"AHHH…. You scared me. What are you doing here!"
" I have no idea…..I'm watching you…"
(This may have nothing to do with the story…but one time I was in math and I wasn't paying attention, and when my teacher asked if I had watched her… I said I have been watching you!)
"Holly are you on Drugs?"
"NO!"
" Are you a transsexual?"
"NO!"
"I'm…"
"Your gay…is that it!"
"YES! Wait NO! I'm NOT!"
"Don't hide your inner self holly…"
"Artemis you don't understand!"
but Artemis was long gone since he went to see plastic surgery. I mean Carmen
Electra
"Hhhhii." He stammered
Fake boob job was on the cell phone
"No I need lipo on my "
Please stand by…
"Hi! I'm Artemis."
"Wow I am Carmen."
"Soooo…"
"It s going to cost you a 100 topless..3,0000 naked and 100,000,000,000 to make love!"
"LUCKY ME! I GET THAT MUCH MONEY!"
"realllly….. Well are you good…"
But then holly came and shot Carmen's boobs and water spilled out of them and …everybody saw the truth!
"She is a flat chest!" someone called
Artemis was stunned then saw something sticking out the pants…
"She's a transsexual!"
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"AHHHHH!"
Artemis screamed…he looked at his beloved Carmen Electra poster and kissed it and went back to sleep…while his bed was wet………
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Holly was sleeping so I don't feel like talking about her….i don't know why this story is fulled with deams….but one dream wasn't fake!
Artemis saw his beloved celebrity (SLUT) and walked up to her
but Artemis was long gone since he went to see plastic surgery. I mean Carmen
Electra
"Hhhhii." He stammered
Fake boob job was on the cell phone
"No I need lipo on my "
Please stand by…
Later…
"Hi! I'm Artemis."
"Wow I am Carmen."
"Soooo…"
"It s going to cost you a 100 topless..3,0000 naked and 100,000,000,000 to make love!"
"LUCKY ME! I GET THAT MUCH MONEY!"
"realllly….. Well are you good…"
But then holly came and shot Carmen's boobs and water spilled out of them and …everybody saw the truth!
"She is a flat chest!" someone called
Artemis was stunned then saw something sticking out the pants…
"She's a
LOADING…..
I got the whole world in my hands I got the whole world in my hands….
Ual"
"A what?" somebody called out
" I said she's a…."
End of chapter