Okay, this story was written in Accounting class by my friend Emma and I. It was written as one of those stories, where one person writes a sentence on a piece of paper, and then folds it over, and the other person continues the sentence, eventually making a (somewhat messed up) story.

It's a one-shot.

Disclaimer: (Do I even NEED one! God..well anyway, no I don't own Cardcaptor Sakura. I wish I did, but I totally don't. So don't sue me).

(Copied exactly from the text
BOLD: Emma

Normal: ME!

And no, I didn't bother correcting any spelling errors. This is copied pretty much exactly from how it was written on paper).

Once upon a time Li decided he was Horny so he went looking for Sakura to relieve his throbbing member.

Syaoran Li felt his crotch. "Oh I am so BIG" he said to himself in pleasure. "Sakura will LOVE my big balls,

which taste great with nachos which Sakura like to endolge in she loved the

Way his soft pubic hair felt in her hands. She slowly started sucking on his throbbing penis.

"Oh Li" Li threw Sakura on the bed and started to undress her. The whole time Sakura was playing with her new toy.

Syaoran used his fluffy pink handcuffs to handcuff Sakura to his bed. "Oh Sakura, you sweet little….

Girl I'm gonna take you home tonight and spank you for not behaveing"
Sakura grinned and leaned over to Li and layed across his lap

Sakura felt his crotch. It was swelling. "Oh Syaoran, you're just so big. I want to suck your…

Penis is my favourite chew toy.

"Oh Sakura", Li replied. "I would love you too" he rubbed his penis. "I want to enter your..

pussy is my new play pen and I wanna play dirty.

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THE END

Okay, yeah, the accounting lesson was boring. It wasn't even a lesson really, since the teacher wasn't there (hence explaining this tragic excuse for a story P), but that's what you get for leaving me and Emma alone with a pen and paper.

Review if u please. If you don't like the story, please don't flame. Honestly I have better things to be doing with my time then to read boring flames from people. But whatever.

Royalphoenix is my friend on Read her stories, they rock. I SWEAR she doesn't write stuff like this.