A Strange Adventure

By NocturneD III a.k.a. WINGZ

Note: The story is going along with a nice flow I must admit, people are really enjoying it but compared to my other stories in the past it's just a minor project. I still don't know where to take this story exactly because I'm in the midst of writing my own original story, another story for Megas XLR, and another for the anime crossover section that was put on hold for awhile. Really, I think I found a good place where people will appreciate my style of comedy.

Rated: Pg-13 (Language, fantasy violence, and adult references)

Important note: I can respect the people who say they don't think this is funny but please everyone has their own unique style of what is funny. For people saying, "The character's aren't acting like they're supposed to!" well too bad, it's a story written by a person who wants to spice things up.

The next day, the daily cycle starts all over again with the children going to school. The children already in their seats and desks still waiting for their teacher Mr. Ratburn to come in his birthday suit, the children were talking as usual of what they did yesterday and want to do today after school. The door opened slightly to reveal it was Fern, only darker. The class turned to see the dog girl's new fashion as she walks in wearing an entirely new outfit with black steel toed boots, white and black striped stalking on one leg, then a plain red stalking on the other, a loose black skirt tangles from her waist to her knees, a completely black long sleeved shirt with skulls printed all over them. She changed her hair ribbon to a black one and went a little overboard with the black eye shadow around her eye area.

"Uh hello." Arthur greeted, Fern ignored him and sat down across from him.

"Man, wonder what made her wear all black?" Francine, the tomboyish monkey girl leaned to the girl next to another monkey girl with pigtails.

"That is so tacky… Black is just disgusting." Muffy replied, a little more than the people around her could hear. Fern heard it all right and simply shrugged it off but she gave Muffy a creepy ass smirk with her fist clenched.

"So Binky, how's your stomach feeling today?" Brain asked.

"Feels a little better today, but yesterday it was like I'm about to have something rip right out of my gut like in that alien movie. Thanks for the tip of eating fruit, made me go to the bathroom easier along with the stomach medicine my mom gave me." Binky thanked, just as he was about to pull his book out from his desk a piece of paper a slip of paper fell out and landed on the floor catching Brain's attention.

"What's this?" Brain picked up the paper to see there's a sketch on it.

"Oh uh, something I drew up while I was in bed last night." Binky tried to grab the slip of paper back from Brain.

"Wait Binky, this looks interesting. Oh wait, it's just you on a normal bike with some weird looking rockets on the back of it as you fly over a house." Brain observed, just then Binky snatched it back.

"It's just something I drew okay. Besides uh, what's that stuff called when you stick something in the back of your car and press a button blue fire comes out of it?" Binky asked. "You know, it's like those rockets from the movie "The Fast and the Furious"?"

"Nitrous Oxide?" Brain responded.

"Is that what it's called?" Binky asked again. "Because I was thinking have what if I put that stuff on the back of my bike?"

"Well, you would probably gain a lot of speed but it's not made for normal bikes. Think of it this way Binky. You stick something the power of a missile on the back of your bike, you will be launched at an incredible speed to fast to count maybe even crash into something at a fast rate and chances of injury are just too high." Brain explained. "Even for a big kid like you Binky, your bones will be crushed and you'd lose a lot of blood of let's say you crash right into a truck or a brick wall."

"Oh. Then what about I attached some powerful fireworks to my bike?" Binky asked.

"I don't know really. Judging on what type of fireworks you get and how much you weigh could end disastrous too. You might suffer 3rd degree burns if you stick them just anywhere or possibly blow off your body parts." Brain replied.

"Uh okay then, what if you come by my house later this afternoon and see what we can do to make my bike faster?" Binky asked.

"Why can't you just peddle faster?" Brain asked already taking out his materials to begin the class work.

"Too lazy." Binky replied while sitting further back into his chair and yawning. Meanwhile Mr. Ratburn still in his birthday suit finally comes into class but doesn't look very thrilled to be there at all.

"Children, I have some terrible news about our principal Mr. Haney." Mr. Ratburn, looking down at the floor, taking a deep breath then looking back up at the children, "Mr. Haney has passed on to a better life… I'm sorry children; you can take this day as a free day if you want. I just don't feel like teaching at all today and not feeling well either."

"Can we go home then?" Binky asked.

"Yeah sure, whatever." Mr. Ratburn didn't care but feeling a little remorse. With that the children all got up and raced out of the classroom leaving only empty chairs and desks.

Meanwhile with Buster, he was a little disturbed due to the oversized billboard across the street hanging off the opposite building of Mrs. Read blurred, his stomach went numb and nervous as he could ever be. He just couldn't believe the website he submitted the video would actually post this stuff on billboards advertising their web page, it's just sick to him.

"Wow, she's hot." Carlos observed, cupping his own chin and rubbing it.

"Uh right." Buster replied, looking at his camera for a minute then throwing it back into the bag. Just then Buster's father; Bo walks into the hotel room trying to keep a straight face.

"Well I got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that we can stay a couple of more days here and look at the sites, the bad news is that I got to go down the police station to be questioned on how I know Uncle Johnny. That means the police has to keep me updated from time to time if they find anything new." Bo explained, looking at Buster who seemed kind of down.

"I wished uncle Johnny didn't die dad." Buster replied.

"I wish he hadn't either Buster." Bo answered back. "But life happens that way."

"I'm pretty sure you want to start exploring huh?" Bo asked.

Meanwhile at the Sugar Bowl, Arthur and his friend Francine were eating ice cream alone at one of the tables while Grandma Thora and D.W. were playing the new arcade game in the corner. Arthur ordered a sundae as well as Francine, they ate and then Francine asked.

"Hey Arthur. Do you really think Mr. Haney died?" Francine questioned.

"I don't really know, passing on could mean a lot of things these days. Like he moved away or something." Arthur replied. "Not just being dead."

"Grandma, this game has a lot of fighting in it." D.W. observed, "What's the game called again?"

"Oh sweetie, it says… Mortal Kombat II on the label. Hmm, strange name I say." Grandma Thora read, "But it sure is fun!"

"Grandma, your guy just ripped off my girl's head and burned up her body!" D.W. chirped as she first saw the fatality.

"Wow… Uh now that the game is over why don't we get some ice cream shall we?" Thora asked her grand daughter. "Oh just a minute sweet, take this five dollar bill and ask the nice lady what you want, I think I forgot something." Thora gave her grand daughter the money and as soon as D.W.'s back was turned Grandma Thora put in another quarter to play another round of Mortal Kombat II this time choosing the yellow ninja; Scorpion. "That's right grandma is back for another round."

Meanwhile with Brain at Binky's house playing around with the idea to make his bike go faster by attaching fireworks to the end of it. Binky suggested a lot of ideas but with Brain's response they sounded like it could end up in failure, Binky a little frustrated with most of his ideas shot down he went into his garage with the Brain following him. Binky pulled out a box and opened it to reveal two large rockets.

"My dad was saving these for the fourth of July, says it could blow off the entire top part of your body if you hold it." Binky smiled as he held one of the rockets.

"Binky for the last time… Hey are those the Flying Hawaiian Rockets? Those could shoot up into the air at an incredible speed." Brain replied looking at the rockets in the box. "Wait you don't think?"

"Well that's my last question before you knock it down like all the others." Binky replied putting the rocket back into the box.

"Binky wait, maybe this could work after all." Brain smiled then Binky as well. The two didn't question it and duck taped the rockets on the end of the bike making sure the flames wouldn't touch whoever was riding it. Brain adjusted the wooden ramp they made a couple of weeks ago down the road, Binky wanted to sit on it but Brain then came up with a theory since he was a little heavy he wouldn't get the fast result. Brain volunteers and saddles his helmet on his head and ties it, Binky was given a couple of matches and was ordered to light them at the same time.

"Ready? Set… LIGHT IT!" Brain commanded, with that Binky lit the two rockets and Brain started peddling with the fuses running low before the flame reaches the inside of the rocket. Sparkling a bright bluish color from both rockets Brain could feel a slight increase in speed with the fireworks screaming. Closer and closer Brain raced to the wooden ramp until suddenly the rockets exploded making the bike jump about five feet into the air and started doing twenty flips and fell of his seat landing on the sidewalk and started rolling down the grassy hill uncontrollably, Brain shouted in pain each time his body hit a bump in the ground and finally he hit his claimed protected head into a big tree. The Brain was knocked out completely but along the fall he managed to attain a few cuts and bruises.

"Uh oh." Binky said.

Meanwhile back with Buster and his father taking a tour of Las Ventures on a tour bus along with their friends Carlos and Mora. Pretty much a boring tour as the tour guide kept pointing out useless things like…

"And if you take a look to your left you'll see some dog crap someone forgot to pick up. To your right, you'll see the ugliest looking person ever. Back to your left you'll see Paris Hilton passed out on the sidewalk from a hardcore party last night. Oh again to the right you'll see where my best friend directs porn." The tour guide said into intercom while Buster took pictures of the unconscious Paris Hilton.

"Man, what tour bus did we get on?" Mora asked. "Everywhere we've been has porn to it."

"Yeah porn is good." Carlos replied looking at the knocked out Paris Hilton. "Man she is wasted."

"And if you look to your right again you see a movie being recorded starring Hillary Duff in her new movie "Unicorn Princess" also starring Whoopee Goldberg as her fairy godmother." The tour guide said into the intercom, with that everyone starting throwing things out of the bus window at the movie set.

"Hilary Duff sucks!" Buster shouted. "All of her movies are terrible and practically the same thing!"

"BOO!" The tourists yelled at the set.

To be continued…

Note: Well that chapter was a tad weak compared to the others but I promise the next chapter will be better. Oh and if anyone is asking why is D.W. not in school well I made her in the afternoon class of preschool so she goes later if anyone wanted to know, pretty much a useless piece of info really. And yes, Grandma Thora is addicted to Mortal Kombat II. And for the part with the Brain, kind of not what I wanted him to do to lose his memory but I think him getting hit in the head with a bat would be a little cruel. Oh and the anti-Hillary Duff segment, I really wanted to put that it somehow but in this chapter it sort of didn't turn out like I wanted to, but Paris Hilton yeah pretty much everyone makes fun of her too.