A Strange Adventure
By NocturneD III a.k.a. WINGZ
Note: Well I hate to do this people but there are things outside the fanfiction world that has to be done and apparently life is drag with college and crap. Really, I should be still updating these small stories but not as much, at least once or twice a week depending on the work or if I decide to goof off and write these. But the story has to end to make more stories or unless I continue off with another series on the same story. Like the second series added onto this story but really I would feel a little cheap if I did that.
Pg-13 (language and adult references)
As the day dragged on for Arthur of nothing but playing baseball with his friends in the perfect weather he decided to go home and watch television. But debating with himself as if he did go home D.W. would be there hogging it watching some show with a giant animal or stay where he's at but wander around alone while everyone else had to go home for dinner. He was getting hungry by the way so he decided to go home.
It only took him about twenty minutes to get home. He entered to see no one in the living room watching the TV set, taking his chance he went for it clicking on his new favorite show "Inuvasha" but taking caution when its going to get good someone is just going to barge in here and demand the TV mostly his little sister.
While watching four minutes of the show and getting himself an apple to eat before dinner he noticed there was no DW of coarse, but his father no where in sight either, not even baby Kate crying over something, but he did hear some creaking sounds coming from upstairs. He tried to ignore it but the squeaking was getting louder by the minute and faster too, along with the sounds of someone moaning and yelling.
"OH GOD YES!" screamed a voice from upstairs, this time Arthur could hear it perfectly though it was questionable to a curious nine-year old boy.
"What the heck?" Arthur thought, but continued watching his show.
"OH GOD YES! GIVE ME MORE! OH GOD! OH GOD!" screamed the voice again. This was distracting Arthur from his show as he finished his apple then threw it in the trashcan. Maybe it's a good time to investigate.
"Maybe someone is in trouble?" Arthur thought as he started to climb the stairs he could still hear the moaning but this time it was coming from his parents' room, he quietly tip toed and looked into the keyhole underneath the doorknob. There he saw his mother completely naked doing something with a naked man on the bed but did not look anything like his father, that's when Arthur leaned a little further until he accidentally flung the door open thanks to his weight as he landed on his hands and knees then looking at the man that was doing something with his mom, it turned out to be the person who visited them yesterday. Arthur tried to remember his name but couldn't quite make it out, he just called out.
"Mom?" Arthur asked, the two on the bed stopped what they were doing and looked at the eight year old with his mouth opened in shock.
"Arthur it's not what it looks like!" His mother Jane tried to assure her son who was still in shock and cover herself up with the blanket. "Damn it I thought I locked the door."
"Yeah that door never really locks though." Arthur was distracted by the question but snaps back into the real reason why he's shocked. "How can you do this to dad?"
"Well, your father is really gay." Jane told her son.
"What?" Arthur asked.
"Well, technically he's not even your real father either." Jane replied. "Darien here is."
"What about DW and Kate?" Arthur asked still in a panic tone.
"Well… DW, as far as I know is that Pickles the clown is her father and Kate… well I got drunk one night and got a cab driver to drive me home and… one thing lead to another…" Jane tried to explain.
"My whole life is a lie!" Arthur cried.
"Yeah pretty much kid." Darien said not bothering to cover himself, just then Pickles the clown comes out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a bath towel around his waist and his big shoes.
"Oh crap the kid is here." The clown said looking at Arthur.
"Pickles the clown?" Arthur questioned.
"Guess he figured it out huh?" The clown said.
"Afraid so." Jane replied still with the bed sheet around her naked body. Just then Arthur shrugged it off.
"This is too confusing, I'm going to go downstairs and watch InuVasha." Arthur said in an uncaring tone then left the room.
Meanwhile in Los Ventures Carlos was driving a hijacked car he stole earlier along with Bo in the passenger seat and Mora and Buster in the back seat. The car was going at an incredible speed down the freeway trying to avoid other cars while being chased by a herd of black gangster cars. Carlos made a lot of suicidal looking turns but did an excellent job dodging the raid of bullets aimed towards them. Buster took out a 9mm handgun and started shooting back at the gangsters that were chasing them.
"This is for shooting at me earlier!" Buster hollered firing off his own gun.
"Hold on to your Asses everyone! I'm going to try to make this jump!" Carlos shouted.
"No Carlos that's too far!" Bo shouted back.
"I have to try!" Carlos replied flooring the gas pedal with his foot.
"Carlos use the…" Mora tried to say but was cut off.
"The force? Use the force?" Carlos interrupted.
"No the nitrous oxide!" Mora pointed out.
"Oh yeah." Carlos thought, pushing the button on the steering wheel as suddenly blue flames start to shoot out from the exhaust pipes and push the car at a higher performance of speed. Carlos aimed towards a ramp at the end of the road, flooring it again he immediately reaches the ramp and flies off into the air with everyone in the car screaming.
"Just like the Dukes of Hazard!" Buster pointed out then went back to screaming.
Just then… the car exploded for no apparent reason while in midair… and nothing was left…
The end…
Note: Well that was an unexpected ending; to tell the truth I wanted to end this early but really not with this ending as it seem unexpected. But yet again it's a random story, hope you all forgive me but look forward to my other "ASA" titles as the sequel ASA 2: Dawn of the Dead will feature an all new storyline… with zombies!
And what happened to Fern and Brain? Well, it's up to you to figure that out.
Nah I'm just kidding, here's the real ending…
It was another normal day at the Read house with everything normal inside happening with DW bothering her older brother, Arthur trying to leave, Kate just wandering around with Pal who is eating something off the floor, while Mr. Read is baking something, and Mrs. Read busy on her computer doing her accounting.
"Mom, Arthur won't play with me!" DW complained.
"Mommy's busy, go ask your father." Jane waved her daughter away. DW wanders off into the living room and sits down on the couch next to a big fat clown.
"Dad, Arthur won't play with me." DW whined.
"I don't freaking care." The clown belched after drinking his eighth can of beer, crumpling up the can and throwing it on the floor. Dave Read came buy wearing a French maid costume and looked at the mess.
"Like, oh my goodness. Do you have to make such a huge mess in the living room?" Dave squalled at the clown.
"Do you have to wear that uniform?" The clown replied with another question and opens his ninth can of beer. Just then there was a knock at the door, Arthur answered it and it turned out to be Buster.
"Hey Buster. How was San Andreas?" Arthur asked.
"Meh, interesting. Learned how to fire a pistol gangster style, had sex with a couple of hookers to help my health go back up, crashed a couple of cars, got chased by the cops, FBI, and the army. Smoked some crack too and it was good." Buster explained then holds up a big bag of a white sand substance. "I still have some left."
"Buster, you know what this means?" Arthur smiled at the big bag of crack.
"Yeah." Buster replied.
"PARTY TIME!" The two said in unison for the whole neighborhood to hear it.
A few minutes have passed and everyone in Elwood City is inside of Arthur's house having a crack party and doing some wild things. Francine dives off the top of the staircase and breaks her arm; someone hit Muffy in the face with a baseball bat and blood sprayed everywhere and apparently no one cared. Mr. Ratburn was still a nudist and doing some weird dances bearing all, Mr. Haney turned out that he wasn't dead at all but went into hiding and he starts drinking a lot of booze then passes out, Buster started video taping everything going on as Mrs. Read and Mora make out with each other, the rabbit boy mostly taped this. Mr. Read wore some leather pants and dressed up like the biker guy from the village people, Carlos also drank so much alcohol he started vomiting on DW who was also vomiting on Pal who was also vomiting on the passed out Pickles the clown. The Brain was wandering around outside wondering where he is while Binky was mooning every car who was passing by Arthur's house, Fern pretty much didn't do anything because she stayed outside, Grandma Thora dressed up as the yellow ninja Scorpion and starting mass murdering everyone at the party with her new acquired skills… and stole what remains of the cocaine… and Buster's camera…
GRANDMA THORA WINS!
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
FATALITY!
The end… for real…
Well there's the real end, probably would of wished I left it at where the car blew up right? Well, stay tuned to the sequel, I promise it will be random as this!