Travel Diary of
Jane Harris and Cal Langdon
On their Honeymoon
Composed by Jane Harris
Aka The Bride
Well now that we are on our own honeymoon, I felt that I had to record the events just as I did for Holly and Mark. Although I never did give the journal to them. Couldn't really with all the references to Cal's large appendage. I'm waiting here with Cal. We just stopped off at the duty-free and even though he tried to convince me otherwise, I still feel it is necessary for us to bring bottled water on the plane. I am SO excited for this trip. After all, this is my first time to Canada. It's Cal's first time too, which means he can't blurt random factoids to me about Canada's history. Depressing in a way since I have grown to love them. Cal's in a tizzy because once again, they booked him the wrong flight. I think this time I will give him my aisle seat just so he's not so much of an Armrest Nazi. Oh my gosh! The plane has just landed time to go!
PDA of Cal Langdon
Jane's writing in her travel diary again. She bought another at the duty-free. I told her I don't find it a necessity for our whole honeymoon to be recorded in her little book. She then told me that I should be glad that she is recording it considering it is my first trip to Canada too. Why does she have to keep reminding me of that? If it wasn't for that insouciant smile of hers I swear I would have convinced her to go somewhere else. She thought it would be a darling place to go and she has always wanted to see real igloos. I told her that Canada is a highly developed country, not just one large ski hill. She told me off pretty quick saying that I have never been to Canada myself and how would I know. Never occurred to her that I watch the News and Canada has been in it a lot lately. Well the plane has just arrived so I'd better be going. Must tell Jane not to write every little thing in that little book of hers. I find it very distracting. Although attractive. Great, Canada better not get to me like Italy did. Putting all these funny words into my head.
To: Jane Harris
Fr: Holly Caputo
Re: Your Honeymoon
Oh my gosh Janie how are you? Have you left yet? Of course you have. Your plane came in at 9. Guess I won't hear from you for a while. Oh well I'm so excited for you. And Cal. So we are going to meet you on the 15th right? We'll email back and forth before then I'm sure though. It seems like it's been forever hasn't it? I know it's only been two weeks but we must remember never to do this back-to-back honeymoon thing again. Wait. Not like I'm intending to marry anyone else. So how's Cal? I'm sure right now you are thanking me for forcing you into meeting him aren't you? Well listen I'll let you go. Can't wait until the 15th! Only10 sleeps!
Travel Diary of
Jane Harris and Cal Langdon
We are on the plane. Cal says I need to put this away. That it's our honeymoon. I'm too excited. Shoot my Blackberry is beeping but they just told us to put away all electronic devices. I hate that. It's probably Holly. Oh Cal is back from the washroom.
Cal: Can't you put that away for one minute. May I remind you it's our honeymoon.
Me: And I want to remember every minute of it
Cal: Are you recording this?
Me: Maybe..
Cal: Come on Jane. Am I really so boring that you must keep yourself occupied by writing every word that comes out of my mouth in that little book?
Me: Yes
Cal: Thanks a lot
Me: I was just joking.
Well I guess I'd better put this away before he gets really mad. We all know how that goes. Oh they are starting a movie. OH MY GOSH! IT'S ANOTHER HUGH JACKMAN MOVIE! Just like when we went to Italy. How romantic. Can't wait until Canada!
To:Cal Langdon
Fr:Mary Langdon
Re: Canada?
Hey big bro! What's this I hear about you coming to Canada and not telling me? Well you know what that means don't you? You absolutely must come and vist me! In Whistler, BC. It's the sweetest place ever! Maybe I'll teach you some new tricks that I learnt from Malcom. Oh hows Jane? I knew when you told me about her you two would end up hitched. Well nice hearing from you and e me back so we can find out when to meet.
Travel Diary of
Jane Harris and Cal Langdon
Oh my gosh. That was the most beautiful movie ever. I almost cried and Cal just got all weird and uncomfortable. Well we are almost there! We are landing in Vancouver, BC. We are then going to rent this super nice moter-home, curtosy of Cal's work, and travel across Canada. I'm so happy. I know that deep inside Cal is to. There's this group of people behind us. If you ask me they look like they still should be in school. What is with kids these days? I mean come on running away to Canada? Oh well, no one would expect them to go there. Oh wait. Listening to their conversation and they just graduated. Well that explains the partying. I'm kinda tired. It is after 12:00 and I could barely sleep last night from excitement...and an asortment of other things. I betI wouldn't fall asleep so I might
as well
not bother
trying
PDA of Cal Langdon
Well, we just landed. Jane's in a tizzy because she can't find her Wondercat bag. Sounds like we'll be takinga day trip up to visit Mary and Malcom. Should be interesting. Haven't seen Mary for years. And from what Jane's told me about Malcom...well...yes it will deffinately be interesting. Oh Jane found her bag-time to go get our moter-home.
To:Jane Harris
Fr:Malcom
Re: Hey
So you're in Canada eh? Well can't wait to see you. Umm..I hope you brought my lucky hat. My boarding hasn't been the same without it.
To:MaryLangdon
Fr:Cal Langdon
Re: Yes, Canada
Sure we'll come up for a day trip. We just landed in Vancouver. We'll be up probably tomorrow.
To:Holly Caputo
Fr:Jane Harris
Re: We're here!
Oh my gosh Holly! Canada is beautiful! We just got here. Turns out Mary and Malcom are still in Whistler so we are going up to see them. Everything is so clean here! There's so many trees and it's very green. No igloos like I thought. Cal said that was only in the North and I guess he's right...as usual. Well I'd better go. Seems like Cal is having some trouble with the moter-home...Only 9 sleeps!