Hello and thank you for reading my Kingdom Hearts fanfic!!!!! Okay just so everything is "out of the water" as some might say, the pairings r as follows:

Sora/Riku Batman/Robin God/Jesus/Buddha Kairi/her five sisters!

Also the setting is in the destiny islands police department and they're all clowns sent to entertain the kings son!!!!!

So plz read, and r/r plz!

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"Hey Riku, stop playing with yourself and help me set up the balloons!" "Oh, you kidder you, Sora!"

At just that very moment God appeared!!!

"Hey, you guys! Are you both gay?"

"Yes sir, God! We're in a yaoi fic, remember?"

"YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT SHIT!" And at that moment, lightning struck them both and they died.

Batman screamed. "NO GOD WHY WHY DID YOU DO IT :("

"READ THE BIBLE BATBOY."

Robin entered the room with a spritz bottle and a clown nose. "He's not a boy :)"

"INFIDELS." Lightning struck Robin and he died. God punched Batman in the face and he died too.

Kairi walked in through the opposing door. "Hey, God! I see you killed Sora and Riku! Good job!"

God turned angrily towards her. "ARE YOU ALSO YAOI?"

"No, silly! I'm a girl, I only do Yuri!"

"Oh, well that's okay. I specially designed girls to be lesbians"

":)" Kairi started playing with herself in extacy. At that very moment Buddha and Jesus walked in and they all had a huge orgy.

(OH I FORGOT JESUS IS A GIRL AND NOT RELATED TO GOD AND BUDDHA IS KINDA LIKE A MONK OR SOMETHING SO HE DIDN'T REALLY PARTICPATE.)

Everyone forgot about the king or the police department or whatever that shit I made up in the beginning was and everything was good.

The end.