Mokuba: Sorr-y, mister bossy-pants, it's a good movie.
Grandpa and Yami walk in, then run screaming from the room when they see Mokuba.
Mokuba: Wow, I've got the power.
He turns to Yugi.
Mokuba: It's not working.
Yugi: Sorry, but I stopped being afraid of you a LOOOONG time ago.
Mokuba: Dang.
Cyndy: Hello, boys.
Mokuba and Yugi run screaming from the room.
Yugi: Daaang, Mokuba, Cyndy's got the power.
Cyndy: …Um, can I watch the – ? Hmm. Suit them.
She sits down on the couch with their popcorn and starts watching Cap Cards.
Yugi: Hmm. We gotta get Cyndy out of there.
Mokuba: Cyndy's a devil. And I wanna see my Cap Card movie!
Cyndy: Pipe down, losers! I'm not THAT dangerous!
Yugi: You're dangerous for a girl in kindergarten.
Cyndy: I'm just here to annoy you. Geez.
Yugi: Sure, as long as you're not here to hurt us.
They sit back down. Yugi tries to take the popcorn from Cyndy without success.
Cyndy: One time my cousin mooned me.
Yugi: CYNDY!
Cyndy: What! It's true! You were there, don't you re – ?
Yugi: OUT!
Cyndy: No way, Jose. I got front row seats and I'm lovin' it.
Mokuba: Yeah, okay, just shut up, I've never seen this part.
Cyndy: You said the 's' word!
Yugi: Aren't you a little old for that, Cyndy?
Mokuba: Yeah, you swear in Japanese all the time.
Cyndy: Yeah, in Japanese. You swore in English.
Mokuba: Whatever, I don't care! Just shu – hush up, I've never seen this.
They continue to watch the movie in silence until Cyndy starts belting out Animal Crackers In My Soup.
Yugi: CYNDY! URUSAI!
Cyndy: You said the 'u' word!
Yugi: I said shut up in JAPANESE just like you asked!
Cyndy: One time I ate a bug.
Mokuba: That's it; Yugi, get your perverted sister away from me!
Yugi: Cyndy, go away!
Cyndy: All you had to say was please. This movie is boring, anyway.
Cyndy walks off, singing something that sounded like keeping an extra smile in your pocket if your sad.
Mokuba: Thank all that inhabit this planet, she's gone!
Yugi: Am I –
Mokuba: Shush! Hinto and Loto are in a battle of wits against… Dark Patrudoom!
Yugi: Wow, am I ever scared.
Mokuba: You know it!
Hinto: OMG, Loto, this is, like, totally not good!
Loto: You can say that again!
Hinto: Okay! OMG, Loto, this is, like, totally not good!
Loto: Wow, you're totally right.
Hinto: I know I am, but what does that make you?
Yugi: What!
Mokuba: I said SHUSHY!
Loto: Let's use these magical beans that are totally randomly lying on the ground.
Hinto: Good thinking, dude.
Throws magical beans.
Loto & Hinto: Yeah! We beat the Dark One! Victory dance!
They jump up and down singing 'WE BEAT YOU! WE BEAT YOU! WE BEAT YOU!'
Yugi: Of all the stupid things –
Mokuba: SHUSHY!
Guy's Voice: Tune in next time for…
CAP CARDS! Loto and Hintu!
The show ends.
Yugi claps slowly.
Yugi: Wow, I wasted nine minutes and fifty-two seconds.
Mokuba: Are you kidding! Were you even watching! Wasn't that TOTALLY ACTION-PACKED!
How will Yugi answer! Will Cyndy avenge with more of her randomness! Will Yugi STILL be Mokuba's role model, not to mention, friend! R&R! Stay tuned for Chapter Three!