Yugi: No. Not at all.
Mokuba: YUGI! Where's your sense of fun?
Yugi: Silly me, I left it upstairs.
Mokuba: Hardy har. Well, anyway, now that the movie's over, I can get my first good grade by using you as my role model. I have a list of questions.
Yugi: What a lucky duck I am. Don't you think it's time to go home?
Mokuba: Numero uno: What is your name?
Yugi: Do you really need to ask that?
Mokuba: Of course I do, Yugi. This IS an interview.
Yugi sighs.
Yugi: Fine, I'll play along. My name is Yugi Motou.
Mokuba: Thanks. Question two: How do you spell that?
Yugi writes it down for Mokuba.
Mokuba: Thanks. Question three: Why is your handwriting so –
Yugi: What kind of interview is this!
Mokuba: An improvised one.
Yugi: Obviously! Some interview!
Mokuba: Well, maybe I just shouldn't use you as my role model.
Yugi: Okay.
He turns on the TV to watch Duels.
Mokuba: And you say MY shows are stupid.
Yugi: Shut up.
They watch some mysterious creature looking oddly like a hulk swinging a baseball bat.
Taya walks in.
Taya: Hey, guys. What are you watching?
Yugi: Dueling.
Taya: Oh. Boy.
She sits down, sighing heavily.
Taya: It's so hot outside. Why aren't you riding your bikes or something?
Yugi: Because I don't have a bike.
Mokuba: Because I shall never see that light of day.
Taya: Good point, he-she species.
Mokuba: HEY, MAYBE I LIKE LONG HAIR! WHAT'S IT TO YA!
Taya: I couldn't care less that you have long hair. Anything that bugs you is fun for me.
Mokuba: Oh yeah!
Taya: Just TRY coming up with a worse insult.
Mokuba: Uh… Uh… Well, you're just ugly.
Yugi: Nice, Mokuba.
Taya: Take that back!
Mokuba: Make me.
Taya: Its sarcasm, you little weirdo.
Mokuba: Oh. Well, um… I know.
Taya puts the empty popcorn bowl on his head.
Yugi: Yeah, I guess we could go outside.
Taya: Okay.
They sit on the porch.
Taya: So. What exactly do we do for this game?
Mokuba: When the car comes, you pelt water balloons at it.
Taya: Simple enough.
Yugi: You guys, we're gonna get into a lot of trouble!
Taya: Stop being such a goody two-shoes. Enjoy yourself for once.
Mokuba: And buy a bike.
Yugi sighs miserably.
Mokuba: Alright! It's a truck!
Taya: EASY target!
Yugi: Guys, this is a really bad idea!
Taya: 1!
Mokuba: 2!
Both: 3!
They pelt a bucket of water balloons at the truck. Yugi hides under the rocking chair, screaming 'why me' and 'what is the world coming to'.
Taya: Bull's-eye!
Mokuba: Victory dance!
Mokuba screams 'WE BEAT YOU! WE BEAT YOU! WE BEAT YOU!' from his favorite TV series.
The truck driver jumps up and starts chasing them around the neighborhood.
Taya: HA!
She sticks out her tongue and blows a raspberry.
What will happen next! Who will Mokuba's new role model be! Will the evil truck driver catch them! How much trouble IS Mokuba in for skipping his assignment! Find out in the next chapter!