Mokuba: He's on our tail!
Taya: Quick! Run into that random restaurant!
They run into some random restaurant.
Yugi: I told you it was a bad idea!
Taya: Shush and hide your face behind these!
She hands them menus.
To their surprise, Bakura walks up to them.
Bakura: Taya! Mokuba! Yugi!
He runs over. Mokuba slouches in annoyance.
Taya: Er, hi, Bakura.
Yugi: Um.
Mokuba: Go away, you little goody-goody snob!
Bakura: What were the odds of us all meeting up here! Wow, it's like, a coincidence or something!
Mokuba: It's not like, a coincidence, it's just a coincidence.
Taya: We need to, uh, leave.
Bakura: You do? Aw, darn!
They just then see the truck driver walk in.
Taya: Oh fiddlestix.
They hide their faces behind their menus. The truck driver leaves.
Bakura: Taya, why did you say fiddlestix? Did something bad happen?
Taya: Huh? No. Of course not… I was… just saying… Look, chicken teriyaki at half price.
Yugi: And sushi. Are we…?
Bakura: This IS a Japanese restaurant, you know! It's so authentic – you have to speak Japanese and everything!
Taya: You… do?
Bakura: Yeah! Oh, sorry, guys! My meal is here! Gotta go!
He waves and runs off.
Mokuba: You have to SPEAK Japanese?
They turn to look at Yugi.
Taya: You lived in Japan, Yugi. You can order for us.
Yugi: Wrong. I lived in Japan Town.
Mokuba: Uh, Japan Town?
Yugi: Right next to China Town, yeah.
Taya: Well, do you SPEAK Japanese, at least?
Yugi: I don't really remember it. I was two when we moved.
Taya: Just tell us what you DO remember.
Yugi: Urusai, Jonuachi-kan.
Taya: Great, what did you say?
Yugi: Shut up, Joey, who is my friend.
Taya immediately starts smacking her head against the table.
Yugi: I think that's what I said, anyway. I use it to yell at Joey.
Mokuba: We're doomed.
The Japanese waiter comes.
Mokuba: Um… uh…
Waiter: Konichiwa.
Mokuba: This. I want this.
He points to the chicken teriyaki.
Waiter: …
Mokuba: I. Would. Like. To. Order. The. Chicken. Teriyaki.
Waiter: …
Yugi yells to the waiter in Japanese. The waiter nods her head slowly and takes their menus.
Taya: I thought you said you couldn't speak Japanese.
Yugi: It's sort of coming back to me.
Mokuba: Good. What did you order me?
Yugi: The teriyaki.
Taya: What about me?
Yugi: Uh… beef teriyaki.
Taya runs and strangles him.
Yugi: GACK! What are you doing to me!
Mokuba: Cool it, dude, you're gonna get us thrown out!
Taya: You know I'm a vegetarian, you dim bulb! Why did you order me the beef!
Yugi: Ow. I'm sorry. I'll tell the waiter.
Taya: You had better.
Yugi: I'll be right back.
He gets up.
Mokuba: Why is there a big metal thing in front of us?
Taya: It's a stove. They cook the food in front of you.
Mokuba: Why?
Taya: Because it's entertaining.
Mokuba: I don't see any fun in cooking.
Taya: Well, that's good, because you don't have to cook.
Mokuba: Why don't they just cook it in the kitchen so we can talk?
Taya: Do you mind! Some people actually have interest in the art of Japanese food-making.
Mokuba: Yeah, and some of us don't.
Yugi comes back.
Yugi: I switched your meal to rice and veggies and salad. Problem solved.
Taya: Another day, another living cow.
Mokuba: Or chicken.
Mokuba coughs. Silence… then Mokuba breaks it.
Mokuba: You're my new role model, Taya.
Taya: Me? I'm YOUR role model!
Mokuba: Well… I guess so.
Taya: Why don't you pick Joey? His grades suck as much as yours.
Mokuba: Let's not pull my grades into this.
Yugi hasn't spoken for a while. Now he does.
Yugi: Taya! Mokuba!
Taya: What?
Yugi: … Seto just walked in! And he's got Mokuba's siblings!
What will happen! Will Seto Kaiba catch them!