This is Monkeybait's twin sis. R&R!
Mokuba: We're supposed to give a report on the United States, but I forgot to do it!
Taya: How come I'm not surprised?
Mokuba: What am I supposed to do!
Joey: Do what I always do when I forget to do my assignment!
Mokuba: Forget it. I don't even want to hear about what you would do.
Joey: Sing a song, do a dance, and wait for applause.
Taya: I remember when you belted out 'This Land is made for Mostly Me'; by none other than yourself.
Joey: I'll teach it to you, Mokuba! I sang it in 4th grade when WE were doing the Great States!
Mokuba: Be still, my beating heart.
Joey: This land is my land! This land's not your land!
If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off!
I've got a shot gun, and you don't got one!
This land was made for only me!
Taya: Bravo.
Joey: SECOND VERSE!
This land is my land! This land is my land!
It's some what your land, but mostly my land!
California, to Mississippi!
This land was made for mostly me!
This land is your land! Wish it were my land!
I own a house here, but that's about it!
Wish I were president!
How unlikely…
This land does not belong to me-e-e!
Joey smiles proudly.
Taya: I see you've added onto it.
Joey: Just in case I ever need to use it during class.
Mokuba: No way am I gonna sing THAT!
Joey: You can fail if you wanna but that's all I've got.
Yugi runs by them, screaming 'I'M LATE! I'M LATE! I'M LATE!
Taya: Oh, brother…
Joey: Hey, here comes Bakura!
Taya: Run for your lives, it's the king of goody-goody-ness!
Taya runs for cover after Yugi.
Bakura: Hello, peers!
Joey: Hi.
Mokuba: Hmph.
Bakura: I really hope Yami-Bakura doesn't take over today! I have a big report and he might take over in the middle and I'll get a… a…
Mokuba: What?
Bakura: B!
He starts bawling.
Mokuba: Um, wow, I get F's all the time.
Joey: Not to mention all those G's.
Bakura: B-But what does G stand for?
Mokuba: Gross. Garbage.
Joey: Giraffe.
Bakura: I've wanted an A all my life!
Mokuba: Dude, you've got straight A's in every class. What more could you want?
Joey: A friend, maybe?
Bakura: IT'S NOT MY FAULT EVERYONE HATES ME!
He starts flooding the halls with tears.
Mokuba: Way to go, stupid.
Bakura: I DON'T WANT B'S!
Joey: What do B's stand for?
Mokuba: Well, A is for Awesome… B must stand for Between A and C.
Bakura: C stands for 'C the Teacher'
Mokuba: D stands for 'Disaster Warning,' but it's not really such a disaster.
Joey: Oh! Oh! And F stands for fail!
Bakura bursts into tears again.
Mokuba: Will you knock it off!
The bell rings, giving Mokuba and Joey a chance to escape.
Jenny: And that concludes my report on Washington.
Teacher: Thank you, Jenny, that was very nice. Mokuba Kaiba, you're next.
Mokuba pulls a hat over his face with two holes cut out for eyes.
Mokuba: Um, Mokuba is absent today.
Teacher: I see. Then who are you?
Mokuba: Um… I don't know… uh… Luther. Luther, uh, Diamond.
Teacher: Okay, Mokuba, that's a zero for you. Johnny, you're –
Mokuba throws off the mask.
Mokuba: No, no, I've got something! I had to do Arizona, right?
Teacher: Yeah.
Mokuba: Okay, prepare to be amazed! I've got a magic trick!
Teacher: Mokuba, stop fooling around.
Mokuba: No, no, it's all part of the presentation! I can see the future… Um, of Arizona, right. Yeah… Uh oh! It says my relative just… fell. Off the porch. Of the John Hancock building. Okay, gotta go, bye!
Teacher: You're lying.
Mokuba: How can you prove it? My Uncle could be dying!
Teacher: I know you're lying because the John Hancock building is in Chicago, Illinois!
Mokuba: How do you know? Have you ever BEEN there?
Teacher: That's another zero, Mokuba. Johnny, you're next with Wisconsin.
Mokuba sits down in his seat. Everyone is laughing. Including Mokuba.
Teacher: Okay, class we're having a test today!
Joey: Test! Oh, man, I totally forgot!
Taya: We've been studying it at home for the past MONTH, Joey! It's kind of about Egypt, the thing we've been studying for in class for as long as I can remember!
Joey: Yugi, you're lucky you've got Yami.
Yugi: Yeah, I just asked him for all the answers. He was actually pretty clueless for a guy that's been living there for the past 4,000 years.
Joey looked at the test.
Where is Egypt located?
a. Between Libya and Chad b. Between Libya and Sudan
c. Between Illinois and New Jersey d. Between Picasso and Van Gogh
Joey: Hey, Taya!
Taya: What?
Joey: Who's Libya and Sudan?
Taya: They're places, Joey!
Joey: Then who's Chad? And Illinois? And New Jersey? And Picasso and Van Gogh?
Taya: Figure it out!
What is Egypt famous for?
a. Its runes and mummy burial b. Its happy snacks
c. Its population d. Its happy home
Joey: Taya?
Taya: What!
Joey: Hi.
Taya's face droops.
Taya: Hello, Joey.
What was done in proper mummy burial?
The insides were put in four separate jars b. Wolves were told to eat it's face
It was buried for 100 years and then dug out d. It was wrapped in toilet paper
Joey: Hey, Taya?
Taya: What, Joey, what! What is it! Just tell me, Joey, before I literally die of anticipation!
Joey: Are all the answer to these questions 'd?'
Taya stares at him in annoyance, but Joey does not appear to be lying.
Taya: You're a nerd, Joey.
School ended. Taya and Yugi have successfully gotten B's on the test and Joey has proved to be an alien by acing it.
Joey: Wow! Wait until Serenity hears!
Mokuba is freaking out because his calculations have told him that Joey is too stupid to ace anything and yet he is wrong.
Mokuba: I don't understand! I've checked the facts over and over again, and it just isn't physically possible that you aced that!
Joey: Well, I did.
Joey sticks out his tongue and proudly holds up the paper with a big red A on it.
Yugi: How did the Great States project go, Mokuba?
Mokuba: Awful! I have to stay after school for a week and clap erasers!
Taya: That's not so bad.
Mokuba: My teacher let down the punishment a notch when she heard what Seto was gonna do to me.
Yugi: Harsh.
Mokuba: Totally.
Yugi: Well, you can come over to my house, then, until Seto gets over it.
Mokuba: Great! I have all my Cap Card movies I can bring over.
Yugi: Oh. I just remembered I have company. Too bad.
Mokuba: Ha ha. I've got ten of them. Do you have any Cap Card movies?
Yugi: Do I look like the guy who collects those things!
Mokuba: Yeah. Crazy hair, short, naïve –
Yugi: Gee, thanks. Well, I don't collect those stupid things, so sorry.
Mokuba: I haven't watched one of them yet, so we'll see that one first.
Yugi: Be still, my beating heart.
Taya: Hope you don't mind if I decide not to come over.
Joey: Yeah, me, too. The big disaster is worse than his six disaster siblings.
Mokuba's siblings are Clarence, Seto, Harvey, Teddy, Yolanda (a.k.a. Yo-Dog), and Hayley.
Mokuba: But then which one do you want to watch? The one where Hintu discovers –
Yugi: I couldn't care less, Mokuba.
Mokuba: But don't you like that one? Isn't it funny when Loto –
Yugi: I'VE NEVER SEEN IT!
Mokuba: Oh. Right. Well. I'm going to force you to watch them.
Yugi: What! But I've got better things to do!
Mokuba: There is NOTHING better. Trust me!
Yugi: …
Taya: See you guys later.
Joey: Look, Taya! Look at my test!
Taya pushes him into a bush that was conveniently covered in brambles.
Yugi and Mokuba turn the other way.
Mokuba: …
Mokuba: Hey, Yugi!
Yugi doesn't respond.
Mokuba: Yugi! Yugi! Yugi! Yoo-hoo! Yugi! Yugi! Yu –
Yugi: WHAT!
Mokuba: We're supposed to be interviewing our idols.
Yugi: Don't tell me –
Mokuba: I picked Yami.
Yugi: …
Mokuba: Do you think that was a wise decision?
Yugi: No! Mokuba, Yami can't tell California from cat food! And why is he your idol?
Mokuba: Because we both suffer from the same illness: low grades.
Yugi: Yami's just stupid. You never do your homework.
Mokuba: Fine. I pick you, then.
Yugi: Okay. Here we are.
Mokuba runs in and sits down on the couch.
Mokuba: MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! MO-
Yugi: SHUT UP!
What will happen next? Will Mokuba force Yugi into watching his dumb G-Rated movies? Or will Yugi be forced into being Mokuba's project? READ CHAPTER TWO! R&R!