Alori: Hello again! And welcome back to Captain Jack's Journal! For those of you just joining us, I'd just like to say.....WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?????
Weiryn: I still have not gotten enough reviews for me to be happy- hey wait- I said that Alori was the stickler for reviews- AHHHHH it is contagious!
Disclaimer- We do not own Pirates of the Carribean or any of their characters- we wish we did; because then we would be rich!
Day 4
Well, the girl just about killed herself today. We were trying to fix a nasty injury she 'ad, and when I say we, I mean me and Anamaria. When, suddenly, she went crazy saying that we were going to kill 'er. I don't know what got into 'er, we were only holding a little needle and thread, but she jumped overboard THEN remembered she couldn't swim. I 'ad to jump over and save the poor luv. I must say, she was pretty cute when she was passed out on deck. Anamaria said that at least she could stitch up the girl's wound without the fuss. She's now lying on MY bed in MY room, asleep. Anamaria says that I'm not trustworthy enough to sleep in my own room while she's in there, but where else am I goin' to sleep, luv? Oh, well. I guess I'll just 'ave to sleep in the crow's nest. 'Ave a nice day, I know I'm not.
Day 5
We sent the ransom notice for the girl to Commodore Norrington today. I 'ave a feelin' we'll be gettin' the full amount. We want 2,000 pounds for 'er. Oh, by the way, I finally got 'er name out of 'er. She says it's Mara Jane McArthur. Pretty name, I think, for the luv'. We're goin' to stop off in Tortuga to restock. I can't wait to get there. . .I really need some more rum. I'll tell you if anythin' INTERESTIN' happens. I hope somethin' does.
Day 6
I don't know why Mr. Sparrow keeps a journal, but since he has taken mine, there is a very interesting story I plan to tell you about that, I am forced to write in his, which I have conveniently taken while I am in his room. So, why does Mr. Sparrow have my diary? Well, I was writing in it, telling all about my horrid life aboard this ship, and he found me. He must have thought it was funny and took it out of my hands. He began teasing me with it and I became so frustrated I ran off to his room. He followed me and I shut it in his face and locked it. So, here I am, reading and writing in his Journal, with him unable to stop me. Fair punishment, I think, for someone who has stolen a girl's diary.
Later that day...
I've been in Mr. Sparrow's room for awhile now, and I've read quite a bit of his journal. All of it, in fact. I can't believe the only reason he kidnapped me was to get money! How rude! Here I was, thinking he had thought me as pretty or something and- Never mind. I won't finish what I was going to say. I've been doing too much daydreaming about that horrid Sparrow, I should think about something else, but how can I when he sits outside the door begging me to open it, wailing like a lonely puppy? I have him at my mercy, and I like it. It's not ladylike, but it's fun, I'll admit. Uh, oh, I think he's decided on brute force, the door sounds like someone is trying to break it down. I'd better go, he's almost got it open.
Alori: Well, there you have it! Another decent installation! How did you like it?? Pretty good....Not my best work...To be sure.....xdodges thrown foodx Okaaaaay.....I didn't think it was THAT bad.....Ummmmm......You can take over Weiryn.....The readers don't like me very much....I guess they have something against sticklers......Wait! Let me just say...... REVIEW!!!
Weiryn: I hope they don't have anything against sticklers- Now please make me happy and review! I am sad to say that Alori and I have been the only one to review (and it was our own work we were reviewing) Please review- We like constructive criticism. Tell us what you think- OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!