Final Fantasy Time Dust
Kilx: Hey everyone sorry I haven't updated in awhile its been pretty hectic around my place. As you can see im trying a different type of intro this time hope you like it.
Black Mage: Cut to the chase you FU(l 3R.
Kilx: Hey no swearing even in leet I rated this comic suitable for kids ages 9 and up they shouldn't have anymore crap stuff in there puny minds than put there bye other people we don't need to help.
Black Mage: Yeah well screw you and all the other people.
Kilx: Ah screw yourself its cheaper you faggot.
Black Mage: Okay your dead. Uses huge black magic attack
Kilx: Crap before I die remember I don't own square enix or whoever own Final Fantasy now. So R+R and I might live maybe.
Red Mage sighed he had been in here three days. Thinking a plan to escape was harder than it sounded. Especially with Thief in the same cell as him, when he wasn't asking if he was done yet, he was stealing his pen blaming it on old habits. Red Mage always kept some paper and pens in his cloak.
"Are you done yet?" Red Mage sighed again.
"Listen five minutes ago when you asked it was no and the answer is still no so don't ask again in five minutes or so help me you'll get five inches up your-"
"Hey R.M" Black Mage called from the other cell. Red Mage whirled around.
"WHAT!"
"Gosh calm down I only have a question to ask you."
"Okay what is it."
"Are you done yet?" Red Mage start to kick and scream at the door trying to get B.M. Black Mage sat down and smiled it wasn't so bad in her he thought.
While our heroes were rotting in a jail cell a great evil has come so evil that the devil himself would have tipped his hat to him. His name was Hubert…Okay that kind of ruined it but he is pretty evil and it just so happens he was the king of this town.
"Your Majesty." King Hubert looked up from some papers he was looking at.
"Yes what is it?"
"Well sir some thing must be brought to your attention."
"Well stop beating around the bush and spit it out." His servant looked at him kind of nervously.
"Sir there are those four strangers that got put in prison."
"Ah yes what were there crimes?"
"Well one of them did a code 20 which is the against thievery and one breached…" Here the servant faltered
"Well what code did he breach?"
"Well sir it was code 31." The king looked startled.
"And the weird thing is sir he didn't even flinch he just chopped the clerk in half." The king leaned back in his chair and started to ponder some things. After a few minutes the king smiled and leaned forward.
"Go fetch these four and bring some guards to my room."
"Yes sir." The servant left wondering what his king was about to do.
"Aha! I have it." Red Mage jumped excitedly.
"What is it?" Thief asked.
"Well when the guard comes to feed us we can kill him with my pen and escape." Thief just stared at him.
"What?"
THUMP
"What was that?" Red Mage asked.
"I don't know." Thief answered and he walked over to the door and looked out of the grill in the cell door. Thief got hit with the door hard in the face as it opened inward.
"What the heck was that for?" Thief yelled. The guard stared at him with unfeeling eyes.
"The king has asked for your presence in his chambers and that includes your friends." Black Mage, who had been listening in on this brief conversation, smiled it looked like they would be able to escape. As the guard unlocked the doors more guards came to escort the four up to the chambers. As they entered the chamber our heroes eyes fell on objects that captured there distinct interests. Black Mage saw books on dark magic that were so rare he wouldn't even want to touch them. Thief saw gold coins piled all around the room. Red Mage saw biographies on well-known historical figures. And Fighter saw some swords lying in a corner…His Sword! Actually it was all of there equipment that had been taken from them previously. Then there was the king sitting behind his desk. Black Mage walked up and sat down in one of the chairs that were on one side of the desk. He put his feet up on the desk and took and apple off of it and started to chew. The king looked at him disdainfully.
"You are probably wondering why I called you here."
Black Mage continued to eat his fruit and answered the king with his mouth full.
"Not really."
"Well I am going to make you an offer." Back Mage almost laughed but kept a strait face. He had met kings like this before. Needed a job done send a prisoner to do it in return they go free and if the couldn't do it well less prisoners to worry about.
"I need something done. That no one has been able to do and I thought maybe you could do it." Black Mage rolled his eyes.
"No ya think." He said with a little more than a hint of sarcasm.
"I think he just told you he means it B.M." Fighter said. After living with black Mage for so long Fighter still hadn't learned sarcasm. B.M. ignored fighter and paid attention to the king's story.
"You see a neighboring kingdom has stolen a very priceless object of mine and I want you to get it back." B.M. pretended to ponder this for awhile before accepting.
"Well accept your agreement on 3 things one you we go free, two we get our stuff back and three you tell us the date." The king looked perplexed about the last request but he answered it anyway. B.M. almost threw up his food it was a hundred years before there time the kind dismissed them and they left. Then B.M. thought of something. "He didn't tell us were the kingdom is or what was stolen. Heck he didn't even give us our stuff back that little fu-"
"B.M. I got our stuff right here and I know how to get there and what were after I remember reading up on this period once. The kingdom is called Troym and the object is a staff that dispels a magic dust called Time Dust." B.M. look at him and asked.
"What originally happens because this staff gets stolen?"
"Well the other kingdom destroys this one but not before this kingdom made a last dithch attempt to destroy Troym but whatever it was destroyed both kingdoms eventually."
"Wonder what would happen if we get t back?" Black Mage looked thoughtful for a minute and said.
"Who cares about that now?" So a few days later they left the city gates to find the staff.
"Well guys the first thing we have to do is go through the forest Trog." Black Mage snorted.
"Why is it called Trog?" Thief asked.
"Well there used to be a giant he died in this forest and they named it after him." Red Mage said.
"Why?" Thief asked.
"Well he was a very stinky giant and everyone was glad when he died."
Fighter still looked confused.
"Why was he stinky?" Red Mage looked at Fighter and smiled thinly.
"You do not want know." So Fighter didn't want to know and he forgot about it. Once they entered the forest it was apparent it was going to be a very unpleasant trip.
"What's that smell?" Thief asked. No one knew so they continued on. After awhile of walking without the smell getting any better, they decided to stop and take a quick rest.
Thief was juggling some acorns that he had stolen out of a abandoned squirrel home when he saw a man come stumbling along the worn down path that they were traveling along but in the opposite direction. He looked a little bewildered but seemed sane enough, at first.
"Hello." Fighter called out. The man looked over and stared at them for a minute and then stumbled over to were they were sitting. He sat down and started to pick at some of there food.
"So… what brings you to this little forest hmm?" Black Mage asked trying not to yall at the man for playing with his food.
"Mm good food." He started to stuff the food in his mouth. Red Mage blinked at the man and started to gather the food and stuff it back in the packs. The man stared sadly at the food, then he started to talk to them.
"If I tell you were a treasure is will you give me food?" Black Mage automatically said yes with Thief almost laughing he was going to get everything anyway he was a thief.
Black Mage pulled out some food and gave it to the man. After waiting for awhile for the man to finish B.M. couldn't wait any longer.
"Okay were is it?" The man looked perplexed.
"Were is what?" Black Mage almost stabbed him.
"You were talking about a treasure were is it?" The man still looking confused pointed towards a small hill.
In the side of that hill is a cave and that's were it is." With his eyes shining B.M. started to run towards the hill with the others close behind. Fighter thanked the man and the man asked what for Fighter didn't remember either so he ran towards his friends. The man looked after them and sighed.
"Man I wish I could remember my name." He looked around.
"Were am I?"
They continued toward the hill when they reached it B.M stood there looking at a very large cave opening and there seemed to be a breeze coming from it.
"I wonder why no one ever entered here before its kind of hard to miss." Thief walked up and kicked on of the white rocks.
"These rocks seem to be in a some kind of rows except were some are missing " Then they heard a huge rumble that seemed to come from the other side of the hill. And then a huge wave of stink hit them they all gagged except for Fighter. Red Mage stumbled in to the cave entrance trying to escape the stink with B.M. and Thief close on his tale. Fighter stood there and started to walk slowly toward the cave entrance. He looked up at a monkey thing sitting in a tree. He squinted his eyes.
"I'm watching you." Then he walked inside. The first thing that Fighter would've noticed if he was smarter was the ground was very soft and the cave was very wet and slimy. Fighter saw his friends up ahead.
"Hey guys what up?" They all turned to him and said.
"SHH be quiet!"
"Why?" He asked just as loudly. Red Mage shushed him again.
"Listen remember when I told you about that giant that died here?"
Fighter opened his mouth to respond but Black Mage put his hand of Fighters mouth. It wasn't quick enough Fighters response was still pretty loud. It reverberated around the cave. Black Mage still had his hand over Fighters mouth. He slowly took his hand away from Fighters mouth.
"So guys are you going to tell me what this is all about?" Then suddenly the cave started to move and a rumbling noise came from further down the cave. Red Mage looked toward the opening and then he sighed.
"Oh Fu-" Then the cave entrance slammed shut trapping them inside.
Weee another cliff hanger Im sorry I haven't updated in awhile its been a busy month Im already working on chapter 4 R+R please.