Hello, I'm sorry it's taken this long for me to update but I been having a case of writers block. And I have finally figured out how to write this chapter. So without any more of my mindless babble, on with the chapter.

Chapter 5: Throwing Up and Sucking Up

The morning following the head of household competition Sesshomaru, Rin, and Shippo were having pancakes while everyone else was choking on peanut butter sandwiches. Literally in Miroku's case since he still couldn't stomach peanut butter and Sango had slipped some on his bread when he wasn't looking.

"Man, what I wouldn't do for a bite of one of those pancakes." Kagome sighed and then glared at Miroku. "This is your fault, Miroku. If it wasn't for everyone of us could be having pancakes or waffles or bacon or eggs or sausage..."

"Stop it! I can't take it anymore!" Sango shouted. "This is all your fault, why couldn't you wait to grope me." She then took to shaking the still choking Miroku.

Miroku was turning blue before anyone noticed that Sango's shaking had further lodge the sticky peanut butter bread in his throat. It happened to be InuYasha who noticed Miroku was the same shade of blue as the sky. "Hey Sango, stop shaking Miroku for a sec. It looks like all your shaking lodged his peanut butter bread in his throat."

"Oops." Sango said still not feeling too sympathetic for the choking monk.

"Need some help there, monk?" InuYasha the rapidly turning purple Miroku.

Miroku nodded yes. InuYasha then promptly slapped him across the back and causing Miroku to swallow the piece of peanut butter covered bread. Miroku gasped as he regained his breath. "Thanks InuYasha. Uh Oh out of the way!" Miroku said as he ran towards the bathroom covering his mouth.

"Seems just a little bit of peanut butter makes him puke now. He is such a weakling." InuYasha scoffed.

"I bet if we shoved as much peanut butter down your throat as we did his you'd being puking too." Kagome said sticking up for the puking monk.

"Feh, I liked to see you try." InuYasha scoffed. "Not all of you weaklings put together could do it."

"Oh really, did you hear that everyone? InuYasha called all of us weaklings are we going to stand for that?" Kagome called with an extremely evil glint in her eyes.

"Just for that your not getting the opportunity to be avoided being put on the block by handing over the Tetsusaiga. And I'm personally joining to make sure you eat twice as Miroku had to." Sesshomaru growled as he walked towards InuYasha.

"Ooooh, I'm so afraid and you'll never get the Tetsusaiga." InuYasha laughed.

"Hey mutt, your going to pay for that comment." Koga growled coming towards InuYasha.

"How? By having to smell you?" InuYasha said digging himself into a deeper hole.

"InuYasha." Kagome called in an evil sweet voice from behind InuYasha.

InuYasha turned around and saw everyone else behind him carrying jars of peanut butter. "You know I was kidding right? Right? Ahhhhhhhhh!" InuYasha screamed as everyone pounced on him.

Miroku was just getting ready to leave the bathroom after he had finished puking, catching his breath, washing his face and hands, and waiting for everyone to go about their business so he wouldn't have to face anyone's laughter about him puking over just a little bit of peanut butter, when InuYasha knocked down the door. InuYasha ran to the toilet and began to puke. Miroku left wonder what was wrong with InuYasha.

Miroku walked out into the courtyard thinking that the fresh air would do him some good. There he saw everyone laughing their heads off. Thinking it was about him he turned to leave.

"Hey Miroku, where ya going?" Kagome called.

"To meditate in my room." Miroku said blushing.

"You know we aren't laughing at you right?" Kagome said coming closer.

"Yeah, you're laughing with me." Miroku said leaving.

"No, you got it all wrong. We're laughing because we just finished making InuYasha eat more than a hundred peanut butter sandwiches." Kagome said giggling.

"Really, so that why he was hugging the toilet like a long lost lover." Miroku said grinning. "What stupid thing did he do to deserve that?"

"Oh, he just insulted all of us at the exact same time." Kagome said.

"Typical." Miroku said as he busted out laughing.

I must remember never to insult all of them at the same time again. Who knows what would happen next time if I did? I don't even want to imagine what wicked thing they would do to me. InuYasha shuddered as he thought this and went to leave the bathroom but his sensitive nose picked up the scent of peanut butter from a strategically placed open peanut butter jar outside the bathroom. In a matter seconds he was hugging the toilet again.

Ohh, I must of really made them mad. I wonder whose idea it was to place open peanut butter jars everywhere. InuYasha said as he had his nose covered with one hand and closing the open jars using his hand and feet. Man this is going take forever to close all the jars so I eventually will be able to walk around without having to cover my nose or puke from the smell.

At about 3:00 a.m. that night Naraku took to visiting Sesshomaru. Naraku knocked at the door and waited till Sesshomaru answered the door, which didn't take long. "Lord Sesshomaru, I have a deal to propose to you."

"What Naraku?" Sesshomaru said his voice being extra icy since he didn't like getting disturbed when he was sleeping.

"I propose that you don't put me on the block if after we leave this house I present you the Tetsusaiga." Naraku said simply.

"Are you saying that I'm not fit enough to get the Tetsusaiga on my own?" Sesshomaru said growling although it seemed weak compared to the roar of the storm raging outside.

"No, I was just saying that I would do it so you would not have to." Naraku said trying to smooth talk his way into Sesshomaru's good graces.

Just then thunder clapped and lighting flashed waking Rin and scaring her as she saw Naraku in his baboon skin. "Ahhhh! Lord Sesshomaru!" Rin cried.

"Leave, your scaring Rin." Sesshomaru growled and flexing his claws.

"Do you accept my offer?" Naraku said ignoring Sesshomaru's words.

"No. Now leave." Sesshomaru growled and readying to strike Naraku with his poisonous green glowing claws.

Naraku left silently finally getting the point. Sesshomaru then shut his door and went to comfort little Rin who had came to his room scared when the storm had started.

"If anyone else comes to me trying to explain why I shouldn't put on the block, they will regret it." Sesshomaru growled menacingly in the morning. He had gotten no sleep after Rin woke up since she kept having nightmares about a white baboon.

Kikyo and Naraku slunk away without voicing their reasons. Sesshomaru noted this making a note not to trust either since they both seemed to be troublemakers. Everyone else went about as normal. Kagome and Sango yelling at Miroku. Both Miroku and InuYasha running to the bathroom when an open jar of peanut butter was place under their noses. Koga laughing at InuYasha and hitting on Kagome. Rin and Shippo eating pancakes that Jaken had cooked for them. And Kaede just observing them all.

That evening Sesshomaru told them all to meet a the kitchen table and sit down. "I have made my choice on who I'm putting on the block. For you to figure it out your keys will be drawn from inside this round thing. If one with your name onit ispulled out of this thing than you are safe, if it is not you are on the block. The first key belongs to Rin." Sesshomaru said pushing the key holder towards Rin.

"It says Shippo." Rin said reading the key she pulled out.

"Jaken." Shippo said.

"Kaede" Jaken read.

"It be Kagome." Kaede read.

"Sango." Kagome said passing the keyholder to Sango.

"Miroku." Sango said.

"Koga." Miroku said.

"Kikyo" Koga said laughing realizing InuYasha was on the block.

"Yes that means that both Naraku and InuYasha are on the block." Sesshomaru said.

Review Respones

KikyoCommitsSuicide: I do to wish I could see Sesshomaru in a bathing suit.

BlackScarab: The reason Naraku got cold and Sesshomaru didn't was becuase Naraku is a half demon.

Streek471: You'll have to wait for Koga to go becuase he not going to be leaving real soon.
Yeah the end of another chapter. It only took me 2 ½ cds and one huge bowl of cookies and cream ice cream, ahh to great snacks rolled into one. Well gotta watch InuYasha. Bye Bye for now.