Ok Darkfairywarrior here. I'm writing this for my friend AraelMoonchild. Give her credit for some of the ideas and my writing. Peace out ya'll!

Disclaimer: Dun own Spike (we wish) or Dru.


"That girl very well could have driven me insane." Spike muttered after an incident with a girl named Adi. The girl was truly insane. After all the noise they had moved Spike to another room. His roommates would be returning from lunch any time now. Then the door slowly opened.

"That was a fun game. Can we play again tomorrow?" Asked a familiar lulling sing-songy voice. Into the room walked Drusilla smiling as happy as could be.

"A course Dru. I mean that's such fun. The poor git." Said another voice the tone laced with a giggling laughter. In walked another girl. Both noticed Spike as soon as the door closed.

"Oh it's l'il Will." Drusilla said. The other girl walked over to Spike, an insane grin plastered on her face.

"New game Dru. We drive the sane boy crazy." She said giddily. Then she began poking Spike. Spike hid in a corner of the room upending a bed to hide behind.

"Not this again. Bloody hell, why can't I get stuck with the quiet crazy people. I mean I'm not even crazy." Spike rambled.

"Aww...is l'il Will losing 'is wee l'il mind?" Drusilla asked. Then the room went quiet.

Knock.

Knock.

Knock.

Spike poked his head out to the two sitting on parts of the upturned bed knocking on the frame. Then they both smiled insanely and burst into song.

"Oh William the bloody, a life so ruddy. We've only begun to have our fun. Come out and play, you're here all day. And you can't go away, cause your here to stay." They both sang. They kept at this for what seemed like hours when it was all of about ten minutes. Spike in a desperate attempt to shut them up pushed the bed to land right. Both girls through a miraculous feat landed only on their butt.

"Now that was me bum I landed on. Not very nice l'il William." Drusilla said.

"Dru, it's not William! It's Spike!" He screamed. Out of nowhere the other girl used duct tape to tape Spikes mouth shut.

"Nice trick Cari. Can we make 'im play now?" Drusilla asked. In almost no time Spike was tied up in duct tape.

"Mph! Gr... ugh...mph, mph ugh!" Spike tried to say. (Let me the hell outta a here you bloody thirsty banshees!) Was what he meant. Cari giggled hysterically.

"I think it's time we play a l'il game called poke the Billy Idol clone." Cari said. Though she was probably in her late teens only she did know her music. So Drusilla and Cari sat next to Spike poking him repeatedly. Screams were muffled thanks to the duct tape and therefore they only stopped once the subject bored them. Spike was untied and left to ramble in a corner.

"Bloody banshees from hell are out to get me I swear." Most rambling followed that line as he watched Cari and Drusilla sit on the bed talking. He knew better then to take an eye off them because then they'd move.

"Ya know Spike, I love that that kinda thing could make you insane." Cari said with a wide smile. Drusilla nodded.

"I swear even Adi would be better then the both a you gits." Spike said crinkling his nose in annoyance.

"Oh cute!" Drusilla cried in delight.

"Well Dru, should we spoil the surprise?" Cari asked. Then the door slowly opened. Spike's eyes widened in surprise and a scream echoed through the hall along with three sets of insane laughter.

"Best to keep your mouth shut Spike love." Was heard in three perfectly timed voices.


So how did everybody like it? It's Adrianna, BTW. Everybody give a round of applause to Darkfairywarrior for writing this excellent chapter! If everybody plays nice and reviews, I'll write another chapter…

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Reviews for the previous chapter:

Victoria: I'm glad you liked it Thanks for making my first review a good one!

Imzadi: Harmony wasn't his roommate. Though, that would have been pretty funny…I'm actually notsure why she didn't call him Blondie Bear...that probably woul have made more sense...I hope you like this chapter!

Rowan Rice: Love your screen name! Thank PandemoniumAngel for the idea; it's all her fault :glares:

drookit duck: I wasn't too pleased with the way it had turned out. Now, I think it's pretty funny! I know people like that too…I'm one of them…

SpikeRiddick: Hehe…I'm glad you liked it! I'll try to draw the story out, and it'll probably end up with Spike in a straightjacket…hehe…

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