A/N: ok, the final chapter of Who's Signo hope you like it!
Ch15: 'I do'
"You look perfect Amy!" Signo squealed, they had become good friends now, since they knew each other properly. Amy was wearing her wedding dress – a long white elegant gown with a veil over her face – and she was surrounded by her two bridesmaids and her flower girl (that's Rouge and Signo and her flower girl is Cream.)
"Are you sure?" Amy asked, "I need to look best for the man I love" she added nervously.
"Well, you look beautiful!" Rouge said "No wonder he loves you!"
Rouge was wearing a dress, and this only happened on very rare occasions. It was a long white one, but it didn't trail along behind her like Amy's grand dress did; she was also wearing high heels. Signo was wearing a short white dress that was like a tank top with a short skirt; she was also wearing a white bobble instead of her red one and forget incredibly short chapters, she was wearing incredibly high heels – but somehow was still managing to balance. Cream's usual brown dress had been swapped for a baby pink one and she was wearing a white rose crown on her head and to finish it all of some pink ballet slippers.
"Amy you don't need to worry Mr. Sonic loves you no matter how you look!" Cream said reassuringly.
"Chao Chao Chao Chao!" Cheese agreed. She was wearing a rose crown identical to Cream's but smaller. Amy sighed.
"I only ever thought that Sonic would propose to me in my dreams, but now we're getting married" Amy said then she began to cry.
"Hey! We'll have none of that!" Signo ordered, wiping away Amy's tears. "Now come hear so I can put on your mascara!" she laughed as she approached Amy with her waterproof mascara stick. "I know something that'll cheer you up – think how stupid Tails is gonna look walking down the aisle in a suit!" Amy chuckled feebly.
"I can't wait to see Knuckles all smart and gentleman-ified in his suit" Rouge sighed.
"I bet you can't. But I doubt he'll still be looking smart by the time you've finished with him, will he Rouge?" Signo laughed, Amy giggled too. Rouge went red then clipped Signo around the ear.
"Respect your elders! And besides, you have no room to talk! You and you're chameleon lover boy!" She blushed. It was Signo's turn to blush then.
"I can't believe I have to walk up the aisle by myself!" Amy yelled. Signo had turned around to sort out her makeup, some dark black eyeliner and some volume extending mascara, so now it was Rouge's time to talk, coz she had already sorted all hers out.
"You'll be fine! Besides all you need to do is think of the wonderful man awaiting you there!" Rouge told her.
"He's a boy not a man" Signo objected, she turned round "He's 15. Amy will have to make him a man!" she giggled.
"Urgh! Signo, do you ever think of anything different?" Rouge sighed. Signo giggled.
"So" Sonic said, "This is it" he looked at Knuckles, who was slouched on the couch.
"Yep" He agreed, "You're tying the knot".
It had been like this all day. Small talk, not really much to say – quiet and tense. Sonic wondered if it had been like this for Amy. Probably not. So this was it. The big crunch.
I will not go into the nitty gritty of the ceremony, as that would take forever, so I'll just skip ahead to the after party.
It was the wedding reception and it was time for the speeches from Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, Tails and Cream.
"I would just like to say –thank you for all coming, I hope you have shared the joy of myself and Amy. Thank you" Sonic announced then he sat down.
"Erm, err" Amy said cautiously standing up "This is the best day of my life!" she blurted out quickly, and then she sat down again. A few people laughed.
"Sonic and Amy M2B" Knuckles said plainly.
"Finally my best friend has got married!" Tails said, tears of happiness flowing from his eyes. A few of the older friends – including Sally Acorn – sighed.
"I hope Amy and Mister Sonic are very happy now!" Cream squeaked. Some of the naïve ones muttered about how sweet she was. When it came to the 'audiences' words of wisdom, Vector stood up and swayed around. All of the Chaotix laughed – they were all drunk together, especially Mighty and Espio.
"On behalf if the CDA" Vector slurped "That's me, Charmy, Eshpio, Mighty, and Shigno. In cashe you dint know! You are all crazshy and shtupid and we love yous all!" then he fell back down into his seat and gave a gigantic burp. The rest of the Chaotix laughed.
"I would like to say something" Sally said, staring angrily at Sonic "You're all gonna die sooner or later"
"What's that got to do with anything?" Rotor asked.
"I don't know I just felt like saying it!" Sally answered.
"MWUHAHAHA!" Eggman cackled.
"Err, I thinks it's best if we just get onto the karaoke and dancing bit Sonic before there's a riot" Knuckles whispered in his friends ear.
"Right everyone, we're off to the party now" Sonic said hastily. The all crowded out into the large room and into a neighbouring room which was much larger and had a stage and microphone and huge speakers scattered around the room. Signo and the Chaotix were the first to invade the stage.
"I will now sing the Black eyed Peas- don't phunk with my heart!" Espio announced passing the other microphones to Signo, Vector and Mighty. And yep, they sung the black eyed peas don't phunk with my heart. Espio sung Will.i.am's parts; Mighty sung Taboo's parts, Vector sung Apl.de.ap's parts and Signo sung Fergie's parts. Everyone was happy and everyone began to dance. Even Eggman and his robot bodyguards.
And so it went on for another couple of hours and everyone seemed happy. But nothing can ever stay that way can it? Please can you now read Signo the hedgehog Episode IV attack of the mind, which follows on a year after this. R+R!