A/N: Hello! This is my first fanfic and well, I hope you review it because it means so much to me.

Disclaimer: Namco owns Tekken, Ken Akamatsu owns Love Hina and Capcom owns Resident Evil. I don't own them but I wish I do.

(Naru Narusegawa was hanging clothes at the rooftop of the Hinata Inn when she saw a group of game characters destroying the walls of the Inn.)

Tekken Characters: This Inn is ours! (In different languages.)

Me: Urusai!

Kazuya: You author shut up!

Me: Ah...okay, then I'll remove you from this fic!

Kazuya: NO!

Me: Okay, okay...let's continue.

(Naru goes down from the rooftop and talks to them.)

Naru: What is going on here? Don't you see that you're game characters? You should be in the Arcades!

(The Tekken Characters still continue to destroy the Inn).

(Motoko Aoyama goes down with her ken and shouts.)

Motoko: YAMERO!

(The Tekken Characters stop then look at each other.)

Heihachi (to Motoko): You stupid lady have no right to interfere with our plans. Go to your sandcastle and play with it!

Motoko: Grrr...ZAN-KU-SEN! (Sends Heihachi flying to the sky with a twinkle.)

Naru: Alright! Calm down, I'll call Keitaro to stop this commotion.

Asuka: No! No! No! This is all wrong! We should be fighting them right? We're strong!

Kazuya: Stupid, they're calling that Kitchen-taro. Maybe we could cook him for dinner.

Jin: Dad, what are you? A cannibal?

Kazuya: ME? A CANNIBAL? How dare you speak to your father like that!

Jin: Huh? Father? (Laughs crazily).

Jun: (Smacks Kazuya and Jin on their heads) Remember, we're on TV, try to look your best.

Heihachi: Shut up Jun.

Kunimitsu: (Sees a cat) Meow. Look Yoshi, a cat!

Bryan: (Kills the cat) BWAHAHAH! I will destroy everything that makes Yoshimitsu happy!

Yoshimitsu: You big dumbass! (They fight.) I will always be the victor!

Hwoarang: Ah, this sucks. Don't they have hot girls here or something?

Jin: Urusai!

(Keitaro goes down then scratches his head. He only saw their waists.)

Keitaro (to Ogre): Excuse me sir, where did you get that costume?

Ogre: Hrm...

Naru: Keitar-o...we're here to solve a problem.

Keitaro: Right. GET OUT HERE, RIGHT NOW!

Feng: How dare you shout to us like that you big baby! (Goes to fighting stance) Come on!

Lei: No wait! Your Ken-po has no match with my 5 Form Kung Fu!

Heihachi: No one can beat our Mishima Karate!

Jun: Why don't you just use the Kazama Style of Defense?

All of them except Jin, Jun and Asuka: WE ARE NOT KAZAMAS!

Anna: Look at him, he's so cute.

Nina: Shut up Anna. (Takes Magnum and shoots Anna at her head) TAKE THAT SHIT!

(Jill Valentine runs to Hinata Inn) Jill: Jill Valentine at your service. Are there any zombies here?

Hwoarang: She's hot!

Jill: (Gets her Rocket Launcher and prepares to shoot) Take those words back.

Claire: Wha-where's Chris? JILL!

Xiaoyu: Hey look! It's Claire! HAHAHAHA! (Bumps on a tree)

(Nemesis comes from nowhere.)

Nemesis: (Snatches Jill) S.T.A.R.S.

Jill: Could you say something different?

Motoko: Oh boy.

A/N: What do you think? I'll make it the craziest fanfic ever!