A/N: Hello! I'm back! Keep your eyes open for the 2nd Chapter! This is the chapter you'll read until...September because I'm Singaporean and going to the United Statesl
Disclaimer: Namco owns Tekken, Ken Akamatsu owns Love Hina and Capcom owns Resident Evil. I don't own them but I wish I do. And Square Enix owns Final Fantasy and Viacom Inc. owns SpongeBob.
Review Regards:
Motoko: Oh boy. Now we're going to rescue her!
(They all hear a gunshot from Jill. Nemesis falls.)
Jill: I told you I'm not bad!
Asuka: Well, I dunno why but why do we magically understand each other but we're speaking in different languages?
Lee: She's right!
(Kaolla emerges with her Mecha-tama.)
Kaolla: Maybe because your makers wanted something amazing!
Hwoarang: Shut up pygmy! Hey...where did you get that awesome ride? (Points the Mecha-tama.)
Asuka: BUSTER! (Slaps Hwoarang's head.)
Hwoarang: What did I do now? (Cries a flood of tears.)
Me: (Plugs off the screen.) Wait, is it in the script?
Hwoarang: (Takes a long paper) Yes, it is.
Me: Okay...
(Suddenly, SpongeBob came running to the screen with Sandy.)
SpongeBob: WATER! WATER! (Breathing heavily)
(Shinobu comes and places SpongeBob in a bucket-load of water.)
Kazuya: Now why do you have to take SpongeBob?
Me: What can I say Kazzy? I'm a SpongeBob fanatic.
Kazuya: AAAAH!
(They turn around and see Kazuya frozen in a large block of ice.)
Lulu: (Does her first and foremost head slap) Not again. I have to practice...
Hwoarang: GREAT! NOW FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS ARE IN THE LOOSE!
Me: I like Final Fantasy...(flashes a fake smile.)
Rikku: You like us? WEE!
Hwoarang: Great, now I'm stuck with two hot girls.
Yuna: (Fires a Potshot but then misses) Oh dear, must be inflicted with Darkness again.
(An army of SpongeBob characters invade the scene.)
Mr. Krabs: Alright! This is the set of the new Krusty Krab 3!
Motoko: AAARGH! THIS ALL STARTED WITH YOU! (Points an accusing finger at the Tekken Characters) IF YOU HAVEN'T COME HERE IN HINATA INN! (Does the Shinmereyu Technique and blasts Kazuya, Jinpachi, Heihachi and Jin up to the air and return 3 days later.)
Mr. Krabs (to Heihachi): So you're the owner of the Mishima Zaibatsu? LET'S BE BUSINESS PARTNERS!
Heihachi: What business do you have, fat crustacean?
(The Celsius Airship sailed over the Inn, Brother, Buddy and Tidus slide from the chain, same as the thing they did in Bevelle in FFX.)
Brother: You spikey!
Jin & Kazuya: Me?
Brother: No, the old spikey. Y mega ed! (I like it!) Let's be business partners, your Friendly Neighboring...
Rikku: (Pushes Brother away) Your Friendly Neighborhood Gullwings!
Yuna: We clean up fiends...
Paine: And charge for it. (Mumbles) What a lame job.
Heihachi: Deal.
Rikku and Mr. Krabs: WHOOPEE!
A/N: Useless chapter? Thank you. This is the only theme I thought of, thanks for the reviews.