DRABBLE! Yay! Shi-chan said I could, so I am! This is dedicated to Female Metal Alchemist story that Shingo-sama made! But don't forget…

THIS IS MY VERSION OF THE STORY!

Well.. here it is! I was just really bored, and hyper at the same time. XD! Imagine how well that mixes.

Edward: Oh, joy..

Roy: Eh heh heh.. This should be good..

Hughes: Yes, it should! But, Shi-chan beat it to you, Orenji.

Orenji: I know! Isn't she horrible! –sobs-

Al: But I thought you loved her..

Orenji: I do love her! Shi-chan! Don't take any of this wrong! I love you, Shi-chan! You're so kind! So loving! I'd be nothing without you, Shi-chan!

Edward: She's back in the Ayame mood.. --;;

Roy: She's scary when she's in this mood.

Ed, Al, and Hughes: -nods- Yeah..

Orenji: Shi-chan! I'll see you later tonight, where we can have a nice, long conversation and play around with each other! Oh, won't that be fun?

Edward: Play… around..? –twitches-

Roy: You don't know how much that sounded like a shoujo ai thing going on.

Orenji: -blushes- R-Roy! Shut up! There's nothing going on!

Hughes: -places a hand on his chin- Oh, but even if there was, do you think we would judge you?

Orenji: -sobs- I'M STRAIGHT, THOUGH! –returns to normal- Oh Hughes! Roy, and Edward! You don't know how ridiculously silly you sound! Honestly!…. You know what, just shut up and let's get on with it! So now, I RULE OVER YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA.

FMA crew: Riiiight… -scoots far away-

Orenji: And if you don't believe me, here's our IM chat thing!

NekoKyoAisubeki: nn I give you permission to use my female Ed (Lol)
NekoKyoAisubeki: wow E-mail night!
S4Twigg: Lol! I know! And thankies! -huggles-
NekoKyoAisubeki: heehee no problem! Just mention my story! lol.
NekoKyoAisubeki: :hugges and clings:
S4Twigg: But of course! How could I forget to add you? The one you gave me the idea?
S4Twigg: -clings-
NekoKyoAisubeki: :Clinged: heehee, Anime Monster Asked me to do it!

THERE! Hah, so don't complain to me, foo'! I LOVE YOU!

V-V-V

Pairing: RoyEd (Heeheehee…)

Rating: PG – PG-13, I guess. Oo;

Dedication: Shingo-sama! Again! From her story, Female Metal Alchemist! You all should read! Uber cute and uber funny! Yay!

Roy: Orenji Yoh-chan does not own Full Metal Alchemist. If she did, then Edward and I would be meeting up a lot more than usual and Winry would be dead.. But I wouldn't care because I don't really know her all too well. –waves and flashes a smile-

Orenji: -swoons- Yay! Enjoy!

/Story Begins/

Edward sat in his room, sulking. Not long had his body been turned into a girl by a malfunction in alchemy use, and not long had it been since the woman functions began to take place.

Edward had began to have mood swings, sudden cravings, cramps, irritableness, and not to mention laziness… but not like any of that mattered. He was already all of that and everything else. What did matter, is what happened to Edward when fine morning while he was taking a shower… Thus, the story began…

Edward faced the showerhead and allowed the warm water to wash over his body and clean any dead skin off of him. He had grown use to the fact that he had gained and lost a few parts on his body he rather not mention right now, and didn't really care for them anymore.

He reached out for his rose-scented shampoo (Hee hee.. Ed uses rose-scented shampoo!) and poured the substance into his palms before lathering it into his hair. He dunked his head into the water and washed it all. He remained there to let the water wash over him, to let it wash away his worries.

He opened his eyes and blinked. 'Red? From what?' He thought as he bent down to get a closer look. 'Is this blood?' Suddenly, his face went pale and let out a scream.

Roy rushed in and busted down the door and drew back the pale blue shower curtains, only to find a very disturbed Edward huddled in the corner of the tub, covering herself so nothing would show.

Roy blinked in a confused matter. "Edward, what's wrong? What is it?" He asked her, looking around the bathroom for any signs of danger.

"Th- The—There's b-b-blood.." He stuttered. Roy turned his gaze back over to her and tilted his head to the side in a dog-like matter.

"Blood? But Edward, you aren't blee—Oh.." He began to snigger. "Edward.. You're…. You're…" He covered his mouth with his hand to block out the laughter, only to have it fail. Ed began to blush with fury.

"Spill it out! What's wrong? Do I have internal bleeding! I'm I dying! You bastard, tell me before I rip out your throat!" He threatened, shaking a bit and glaring at the Colonel. Roy only laughed more.

"Edward… You're… You're having your……" He found himself unable to finish his sentence, but he didn't need to say any more, as Edward already knew what he was going to say.

"Dear Lord, are you serious? You have got to be kidding me… Roy, you aren't saying that…" Roy nodded his head.

"Oh yes, Edward. You are. You're having your period, Edward." He supported himself against the toilet and laughed uncontrollable. Ed blushed and looked down at herself.

"I.. why did it come? But I'm not a girl!" He complained, but Roy corrected him. "Oh yes… You are! You may be a man at heart, but you're fully a woman, Edward Elric." He sniggered some more, trying to find some self-control.

"Oh shut up, you egotistical bastard! This is all your fault! YOU'RE FAULT! NOW GET OUT!" He shouted as Roy ran out of the bathroom laughing like a maniac. Edward grumbled and regained his pride. He washed himself up and finished up his shower.

A good 15 minutes passed until she finally decided to get out of the shower. She wrapped a towel around himself and walked out of the bathroom, only to be face-to-face… Well, more like face-to-chest with Roy. The older man blushed and pulled out a bag from behind his back.

"Edward, here's your.. uh.. pads.." Roy stuttered, shoving the woman products in the 'girls' face. Edward blushed and stormed off into the bathroom. Shortly after, cursing and shouting could be heard from within the bathroom walls. "HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THIS!"

Roy fell to the floor, laughing once again. Edward came out, glaring at the man. Roy looked up and smirked. "So, did you find out how?" He asked. Edward nodded and Roy busted out laughing once again, tears forming at the corners of his eyes.

"I hate you…" Was all Edward could say as he stormed away into Roy's room.

/End Story/

Hah! MY VERSION OF THE STORY! So what did you guys think? Was my version better! Or.. was Shi-chan's better? I don't know, but I like Shi-chan's stories! Tee hee! And if you were wondering about the beginning about how Edward was in the room, and then he appeared in the shower… That was like a flashback sequence going on with the whole shower thing! Just so you're not like… freaking out! nn;;

Edward: My period..? All I have to say, Shingo-sama, is that you better run and hide. Because when I see you next time, it isn't going to be pretty. Which reminds me! –glares over at Orenji Yoh-chan and transmutes his automail arm into a dagger sort of thing-

Orenji: ROY! EDWARD'S THREATENING ME! –runs and hides behind Hughes-

Roy: Then why are you hiding behind Hughes? –tilts head to side-

Hughes: Because she's a fan girl of mine! –feels all proud like-

Orenji: Yeah! JOIN THE FMA FANCLUBS!

Hughes: I'm so happy!

Roy: Right, but that doesn't answer my question…

Al: Brother! Please stop! It's only a drabble, it's not really true! Unless… -scoots away- Brother?

Edward: AL! Oh great, not you!

Roy: -turns on a slow song and holds out his hand- Lady Edward, would you care to dance?

Hughes: I don't think so, Roy! He might have cramps!

Roy and Hughes: -fall to ground laughing-

Edward: ARG! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD! –tackles Roy and Hughes-

Orenji and Al: -watches as light blue lights and flames come out of the dust cloud where Roy, Edward, and Hughes are fighting in- Um… Guys?

Al: I'm scared!

Orenji: Me too! But that means we get to say the last line of the chapter! –grins over at Al and hugs-

Orenji and Al: Read and Review! Arigatou! –waves and huggles each other- (Al's so adorable! And innocent! nn!)