DRABBLE!

Whoo! Omg, this one.. I find absolutely funny. Just because of the flippin' pairing. Lol.

Roy: So, what's the pairing?

Orenji: You mean pairingS! -emphasizes the 'S' in pairings-

Edward: Pairings? What are they..?

Orenji: Well, the first one is RoyEd...

Ed & Roy: I knew it..

Orenji: And the second one is HavocAl! -grins-

Al: Wh.. what! -totally devastated-

Edward: Havoc! My little brother! WHY IS THIS WORLD SO CRUEL?

Roy: Oh, don't worry! At least we're together.. -eyes and wraps arms around him-

Edward: -blushes- What! You..

Orenji: -squeals in delight- KAWAII! -takes picture and runs to get it developed-

Edward: Now look what you did! You suck, Colonel.

Hughes: I have no say in this what so ever!

Al: -still devastated-

Hughes: I'll do the intro! FWOOSH! -springs into action (Oo; )-

Dedicated to: Anime Monster! I love you! -huggles-

Pairing(s): RoyEd, and HavocAl! -sniggers-

Rated: Uh.. PG! I have no clue.. I'm no good at ratings.

Hughes: Orenji Yoh-chan does not own Hagane no Renkinjutsushi! If she did, Roy and Ed would be having more 'private' meetings, I would still be alive, there would be much more Wrath lovers, and Winry would probably be a minor! But before you go.. LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER! ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL! SHE'S SOOOOOO... -gets knocked on head-

Edward: -growls- You talk too much.. On with the fanfic! -smiles and waves-

Roy and Orenji: -gasps and Orenji faints-

/Story Begins/

It wasn't long since Edward and Al had returned back to Central from their mission. Edward immediately went to the Taisa's office to discuss what had happened during the vocation, while Al went down to the Mess Hall.

All around was talking, screaming, and laughing; not to mention an occasional gunshot here and there. Al looked around and smiled when he laid his brown eyes on a group of familiar faces. He walked over to them and sat down, greeting everyone.

"Hello, Lieutenant Hawkeye, Brigadier General Hughes, Second Lieutenant Havoc, and Major Armstrong!" He said with a big smile.

"Hello, Alphonse. How are you?" Riza Hawkeye responded, giving him a small smile herself.

"I'm doing fine, Lieutenant!" Al chirped.

"Where's the other Elric brother, Little Elric?" Armstrong asked, his small blue eyes gazed down at him.

"Oh, he's talking with the Taisa!"

"Oh, he's having a nice conversation with the Taisa, is he?" Havoc asked in a knowing way, arching a brow in amusement.

"Havoc, knock it off. Not in front of Al!" Hughes interjected, slapping a hand over Havoc's mouth before he could say anymore.

"What? What are you talking about, Havoc?" Al asked, blinking. He watched Havoc take Hughes's hand off of his mouth and beamed.

"Oh, you don't know? And I thought Edward told you everything." His grin got bigger as he looked at the younger brother.

"Tell me, Havoc! Please?" Al pleaded, wanting to know everything that goes on with his brother. He began to jump up and down in his seat impatiently as he waited for Havoc to speak.

"Well, if you must know..." Havoc began, but was interrupted when a bullet flew past his head. His face paled into a ghostly white color. He slowly turned to Riza, who had her gun pulled out and pointed at him.

"That's far enough, Second Lieutenant." She said shortly, putting the gun back on its hilt.

"Aww!" Al and Havoc said in unison.

"But why not, Lieutenant!" Al asked desperately. She simply shook her head and stood up, grabbing the plate along with her.

Hughes and everyone else around did the same and walked to the trashcan together, threw away the trash together, and sat down together, all at the same time.

"Oh, well.. ok.." Al said, confused. Havoc then stood up and grabbed Al's shoulder, smiling down at him.

"Come with me. I have to tell you something." He said. Al glanced over at the older man and nodded, standing up.

"I'll be back, you guys." He informed, before walking away with Havoc.

When they left, Riza Hawkeye, Alex Luis Armstrong, and Maes Hughes were what remained. They stared over at each other puzzled. Hughes got a wicked smile on his face as he pulled out his wallet and let it fall open.

"Look at my daughter, Elysia! Isn't she so cute, I love you so much! It's amazing that she's only 3! I'm so happy! Today, when I woke up, she did the cutest little thing!" Riza and Alex groaned.

/With Roy and Edward/

Roy smirked as the small boy took his seat and glare at him. He was so cute when he pouted..

"So, how did it go, Hagane?" He asked with a slight hint of amusement in his voice. Edward growled and jerked his head away from Roy.

"How do you think? It was horrible! More psychopaths, more freaks of natures, everything under the freaking sun!" He shouted. This only made Roy's smirk grow.

"Do you have anything to report back, chibi?"

"What did you call me!" Edward yelled, jumping to his feet.

"Oh, nothing. Nothing at all!" Roy said, standing as well.

"Don't you dare say that! You called me microscopic, didn't you?" Edward shouted, his cheeks grew red in frustration.

"Hmm, I don't recall." The Taisa said, shifting his gaze toward the ceiling. He looked back down at the fuming Edward and sighed, crossing his arms over his chest.

"You do recall! You're such a bastard, Taisa." Edward said, sitting back down. Roy took this to his advantage. He walked over to Edward quickly, grabbed his shoulders, and leaned down on him, grinning.

"I've got you now, chibi aisubeki." He said slyly. Edward wasn't going to escape like last time.

Last time, Riza, Hughes, and Havoc both barged in screaming, but that all stopped right when they stepped foot inside. Edward was up against the wall with his shirt equidistant removed, with Roy hovering over him in the same state. They never let them down about that..

Roy made a face at the memory and completely forgot about the blonde underneath him.

"Uh.. Taisa?"

"Wha?" Roy blinked and turned his deep brown eyes down at Ed.

"Since you're having a moment, would you get off?" Edward asked innocently, hoping he could fool the gee. Roy shook his head and grinned slyly, leaning down closer on Edward.

"Nope." Edward growled and glared up at him.

"Hentai."

"Chibi."

"Kisama."

"Aisubeki."

Edward growled for the umpteenth time and looked up at him, his golden eyes scanned Roy's masculine face and blushed a bit.

Roy went to capture the young boy's lips before they heard a sickening crack. They stared at each other for a moment, neither moving nor breathing.

Ultimately, Edward sneezed and sent them crashing on the floor. Roy landed on top of Edward and buried his head in the crook of his neck. The Taisa then got the nerve to get up and look around them.

The chair had fell over and was on its back. He picked up a chair leg and scowled at it, throwing it to the opposite side of the room.

"Cursed thing…" He mumbled. Roy looked down at the young blonde and a small, twisted smile crept its way on his lips. Edward was pale and his golden eyes were wide with what seemed to be shock and terrified.

"Tai… Taisa..?" He squeaked, looking up at the older man's deep brown eyes. Roy cleared his throat and got up from his position, dusted himself off and stalked back over to his desk, acting as if nothing had happened at all.

Edward got up and groaned when he looked at the chair.

"You know, you're going to have to replace that.." Edward reminded, looking back over at Roy.

"Yeah, I know. But not right now. So, go on with your report, Hagane aisubeki.." He said, folding his hands on the table. Edward rolled his eyes and leaned against the desk, starting the story.

/With Al and Havoc/

Havoc lead Al outside and walked around the garden they had at Headquarters. Tickle-me-pink Sakura blossoms danced in the soft wind the came and went. They strolled around the garden before finally turning to the younger one.

"So, how has things been going on your missions, Al?" Havoc asked happily, beaming over at Al. Al blinked and looked down at his feet for a brief second before bringing it back up.

"Things are going great! Edward and I have been doing really well, and we've discovered lots of new things!" He exclaimed, flashing Jean Havoc a grin. Havoc nodded his head and continued walking around with Al.

Things went awkwardly quiet and the atmosphere around them grew eerie.

"So.. uh.. Do you like anyone, Al?" Havoc said quickly, trying to chase away the lumpish feeling away. Al face grew a light red.

"Like..? Well, uh.. I'm not sure.."

"What about Winry? Do you like her? She is kind of cute." Havoc said, looking up at the clouds.

"Well, sure. I like her. She's like a sister, but.. yea.." Al said, blushing a bit more.

"But I could never like her like that. I wouldn't know what to do." Al smiled over at him, putting his hands behind his back.

"Oh, I see." A hint of hope was in Havoc's voice, but Al didn't catch on.

"What about you, Second Lieutenant?"

"Call me Havoc."

"Ok, whatever. But, do you like anyone?" Al repeated.

Havoc sighed and looked away. Quickly, he turned back to Al and nodded.

"Well, of course. I mean, after all, there's lots of babes here in Central! Just look at Hawkeye!" He proclaimed, shoving his hands in his pockets. He looked down at the ground.

"But.. there is one more person.." Havoc added. Al's blue eyes blinked twice before grinning.

"Well, who is she? Someone I know?" Al said excitingly.

"I guess you could say that." Havoc said, glancing over at Al. Al's face lit up as he stopped in his tracks, grinning madly.

"Well, tell me! Tell me! Please, Havoc?" Al pleaded. Havoc opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted when the bell rung, sounding that lunch was now over and it was time to get back to work. Havoc grinned slyly as he looked over at Alphonse.

"Well, I have to go now, Al. We can talk later."

"Aww! That's not fair, Havoc!" Al complained, stomping his foot in protest. Havoc sighed and placed his hand on Al's shoulder, looking into his eyes.

"How about I give you a hint? Then I'll tell you." Havoc said quietly, looking around to make sure no one was around to hear or see. Al nodded his head eagerly, waiting to Havoc to spill it.

"Alright, but keep it a secret."

Before Al could respond, Havoc gently pressed his lips against Al's own. Blue eyes widened slightly from the contact, and his hands trembled. Havoc broke the small kiss and smiled widely over at him.

"Think about that for a while and I'll get back to you." Jean said smoothly, waltzing off, leaving a very confused Al behind.

When Havoc got back inside the building and smiled to himself. As he passed the Taisa's office, Edward barged out, as red as a beet and his shirt, once again, equidistant off.

"You horny, perverted, piece of shit, Taisa! Every little thing I say turns you on!" Edward screamed as he stormed out. When the other associates looked inside the office, there was the Taisa sitting on the floor with a bruised cheek.

/End Story/

Gah! I'm sorry! It's probably not that fluffy, and I apologize for that! It's choppy! I meant to do better, but you know! Things started to happen, and all that crap. And omg, this isn't a drabble! It's like a long as hell… thing one-shot drabble wanna-be! Oo; That's no excuse. If you don't like it, I shall do another! I have no problem with it.. Honestly.

Edward: I thought it was ok. But I agree, you could have done better.

Al: Erm.. yea.. but Havoc?

Orenji: Stop complaining or I'll stick you with… xD Stick you..

Edward: You're sick!

Roy: Orenji is having dirty thoughts again. Oo;;

Al: -hiding in corner- Save me.

Hughes: Once again.. I have nothing to say! I'm such a loner. But I've got Elysia! W00t! –stares at her picture and nuzzles it-

Everyone (other than Hughes): -stares at Hughes and scoots away- Riight..

Orenji: Any who!

Edward, Roy, Al, & Hughes: Read and review! Remember, join our fanclubs! WRATH IS NOW UP! We need more fans! -