DRABBLE! Whoo hoo!

Omg, I'm so bored! I'm at my mom's work.. which is the FAA/FMP office (Federal Aviation Administration/Field Maintenance Project.. It's for the government I think.) and I'm sitting here.. writing Drabbles and downloading Furcadia for the umpteenth time.

Edward: Furcadia? Again?

Orenji: Pfft, hell yeah. I got friends! And besides, I'm cool and popular when I'm using your name, Edward!

Roy: Hagane Edward Elric.. right?

Edward: Stealing my name.. I should beat you up. Why not use Al's?

Orenji: Because, then someone would get you! And you're hot! So I get more followers! xD

Edward: Greeeat..

Hughes: Omg, I want to be a dragon!

Orenji: Then buy it at the digo market.

Hughes: You have to pay for it! Screw that. I'm being a dog.

Orenji: Yea! Puppies! xD

Al: Oooh! I want wings!

Orenji: You have to pay for that at the digo market.

Al: Oh.. Then never mind.

Orenji: nn Well, since those two are busy playing Furc., how about you guys introduce the story?

Edward: -shrugs- Ok. Come on, Roy.

Roy: Mm hmm!

Pairing: Slight RoyEd! Dur..

Rated: G-PG! Because I find it fluffy! xD I'm hyper.. Darn Kit-Kats.

Dedicated to: Salena-Jagonashi! xD! You're so cool! Even though you never asked for one.. Who cares? nn

Ooh! Hopefully this will be good! It has something to do with chocolate! xD! –perverted thoughts run through head and grins- Eh heh heh.. –runs-

Roy and Edward: Orenji Yoh-chan does not own Hagane no Renkinjutshushi. If she did, we would be having more 'private' meetings, Hughes would still be alive, and Winry would be a minor. Wait.. –look over at each other- Stop copying me.. –glares- Stop it! –beats each other up-

Orenji: Whoa! Why are you fighting? … Oh well. It's still considered guy action. xD Right, Shi-chan!

/Story Begins/

Edward sat around Roy's office, tapping his foot on the ground impatiently. Roy sat at his desk, working on some paperwork that Riza Hawkeye had left him. The room was dead silent, well, besides the tapping, but it was kind of strange for them to be sitting in the same room together, neither one of them throwing smart remarks or insults. Edward sighed and continued his tapping, looking around the room.

"FullMetal…" Roy said, breaking the silence, "Could you stop with that tapping? It's really, really annoying.." He said, shooting a glare up at the blonde boy. Edward turned his nose up in the air and groaned.

"Well, maybe if there was something to do, I wouldn't be so damn bored." Edward retorted, giving him a glare himself. Roy reached into his pocket and dug around inside.

"You want something to do?" He asked, throwing some dollar bills at Edward. "Go buy yourself a candy bar or something. Just leave my office until I get done!" He said, turning back to his work. Edward dove for the money and stomped out of the room, mumbling. He slammed the door behind him and stalked off down the hallway.

"That jerk.. I can't believe that bastard.." He mumbled, turning down another hallway. " 'Go buy yourself a candy bar or something.' "He mimicked in an annoying, squeaky voice. "That bastard.."

He barged into the 'mess hall' and walked around the empty tables. He approached the giant machine and rolled his eyes. "At least I get something to eat. It's a hell of a lot better than just sitting there in the same room with that guy." He said lowly, inserting a dollar bill in the vending machine. He punched in the code 'C3' and watched the Kit-Kat bar drop down. Edward bent down and forced his hand into the slot and grabbed the oversized candy bar and walked back to Roy's office.

The blonde entered the room and walked over behind Roy, glancing over his shoulder and looking at the last two pages of paperwork he had left. The colonel sighed and put his pen down, gazing at the young boy.

"Edward, stop breathing down my neck. It bothers me." He said, shooing the boy away from his desk. Edward stayed put and rolled his golden eyes.

"Everything bothers you, Mustang!" Ed responded quickly, calling out Roy's last name. Roy groaned and stood up, just about to say something idiotic to him when he looked at the bar in Ed's hand.

"A Kit-Kat bar? Honestly, Edward, I thought you would get something else, not anything like that." He said, arching a brow.

"What's wrong with Kit-Kat bars! I like them!" He shouted, tearing open the wrapper and breaking off a stick of the chocolate-y wafer. He shoved it in his mouth and chewed quickly, glaring up at the taller man. Roy continued to watch him before sighing and sitting back down at his desk, holding his head in his hand and reading the paper confronting him.

"I don't care.. Just be quiet until I get this done." He murmured, picking up is pen was again and scribbling his full name on the paper.

Edward continued to eat the large Kit-Kat bar quietly as he watched the Colonel out in the corner of his eyes. At last, Roy had finished and sent his paperwork off, leaning back in his chair sighing. He looked over at Edward, who was still watching him, and smirked.

"Do you like what you see, Ed?" Roy asked smoothly, giving Edward a wink. Ed blushed and looked away quickly.

"You're sick!" He proclaimed, grabbing the last stick of the Kit-Kat bar and letting it melt in between his fingers. Roy eyed it and inclined forward, gazing at the Elric brother ahead of him.

"Edward.." He said lowly, catching Ed's attention, "Give me the last piece." He held out his hand, expecting Edward to walk over and hand it to him. Edward shook his head with a 'no' and glared at him.

"Why should I? It's my candy bar, after all." Edward said, twirling the stick around his fingers. Roy stood up and walked casually over to him, smirking.

"Because.. I gave you the money for you to buy it, and I think I deserve a little gratitude."

"The key word in that sentence, Roy, is gave." Edward said, elevating the candy up to his lips.

"Edward… Give me it." Roy said firmly, gazing into the pools of gold that we call eyes. Edward stuck out his tongue at Roy, and at the same time, licked the candy bar all the way around, grinning.

"Seriously, Roy. Why in hell are you fighting a kid over a stupid candy bar?" He asked, biting it halfway. He held out the now spit-covered candy piece and beamed.

"Do you want it now?" Roy leaned down at the candy out of the shocked boy's hands and smiled.

"Yes, thank you Edward." He said cheerfully, watching the blonde look at his hand.

"You're a sick-o! We just practically made-out!" He screamed, looking quite offended. Roy just smiled over at him and shrugged, sitting down besides the young one.

"Oh.. I don't think so. You're not ready yet, Edward. But don't worry. When you are…" He whispered into his ear, wrapping an arm around Ed's small waist, "I'll be here, waiting for you." He licked the side of Edward's face in a seductive way. Edward froze and blushed, his mouth hung open.

Roy smirked and got back up, heading towards the door. He turned back and smiled wickedly.

"Edward.. Do you want some candy?" Roy asked, quirking a brow.

Edward quickly shook his head and yelled out 'no'.

/End Story/

xD! OMG!

Roy: 'Edward, do you want some candy?'? Gawd, I sound like a pedophile!

Orenji: -falls over laughing-

Edward: Who the hell knows what you were offering me..

Hughes: Wow, Roy! Always knew you had the hots for our little Ed!

Roy: I do not! –blushes-

Edward: Little… Ed..? –glares at Hughes- LITTLE Ed!

Hughes: Uh.. NO! I MEANT LIKE.. LITTLE AS IN YOU'RE YOUNGER! ED, PLEASE! I HAVE A WIFE AND KID!

Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SOMEONE SO SMALL THAT YOU CAN SEE OVER A FREAKING FLEA EVEN IF YOU TRIED! –tackles Hughes to the ground-

Hughes: EDWARD NOOO!

Roy and Al: -blinks and sweatdrops- Right.. Saw that coming..

Orenji: Omg, Hughes! Ah well.. He'll escape some how! I hope you liked it, Salena! I was kind of lost in the moment in there. xD! W00t! Ah… It feels good to be a fanfiction writer. And Edward stole my candy bar! I wuv Kit-Kats.. ;-; >>;; xD Gawd, I'm a dork.

Al and Roy (since Edward and Hughes are battling a life-or-death battle with each other): Read and review! Join our fanclubs and don't forget, Wraths' fanclub! (We seriously need Wrath fans. xD)