"Let's send them now!" Master Hand yells.
Crazy Hand replied, "Very well. But our little 'science project' won't last that long if we send them all at once. Let's send them one by one; less they discover us, could lead to a failure."
"Finally!" the Master hand exclaimed, sending Luigi down the elevator of the Final Destination. The elevator led down to a factory, unoccupied, and unnoticed by anyone. When Luigi entered the factory, sirens had played in the background, and he had exited the building, anxious to start a commotion. He was in a strange land, known as Hyrule. He enters the nearest village, to find a large group of people slacking off on construction. As he walks through the city, someone calls for his attention. Luigi looks to the side, to see one of the slacking construction workers saying, "Hey. I've never seen you here before? Are you a traveler?"
Luigi looked at him and, emotionlessly, walked towards him, with his hand glowing in green fire. "Whoa. Wh-what are you doing!" the citizen asks in confusion. Luigi scrapes his hand on the poor worker's shirt, and jumps into the air. He was flown into the air, a loud shrieking noise was heard, and the worker burst to flames, screaming for help.
Meanwhile, Mr. Hero himself, Link, was riding Epona through Hyrule, when he heard something strange in Kakariko Village. It looked like..."A FIRE!" Link yells, quickly changing course and heading towards the burning village. What he saw was quite a shocking sight. It was an average sized human with a huge mustache, firing...fireballs out of his hand. Many of the people were running, screaming, and on fire. Link looks at a dying person, who says on his last breath, "Stop...the madness...stop...the...madness..." And the man passes away. Link screams in anger and stares at the cause of all this.
"HEY!" Link screams to get his attention. Luigi turns around and says, "hmm?"
"You made a mistake coming here! You...you won't get away with this!" Link yells and charges at the plumber. Luigi then suddenly vanished. "Huh? Where'd you go!" Link said look around. He looked up, and there was the villain. Luigi's hands came out at Link, and had grown 3 times their sizes, knocking Link to the side. Link reaches for his longshot, and hooks Luigi toward him. Taking advantage of the situation, Link got in a good few punches on him before Luigi broke free. Link got some Light arrows and fired some at Luigi. They had quite the effect on the plumber, because he was screaming in pain. Louder then usual. Link fired another one, but Luigi ducked and grabbed it. The Light arrow had turned into a Dark arrow, which Luigi thrusts it back at Link.
"WHAT ARE YOU!" Link screams in pain, as the arrow collided with his right arm. He takes the arrow off his arm and jumps at Luigi. He does a spin jump, getting a few hits on the madman. Link suddenly gets an idea. He grabs a near by Cucco and throws it at Luigi. Angered at the pathetic bird, Luigi kicks punches the thing in anger, when it starts shrieking loudly. Link runs away with a smile running through his face.
"You're on your own!" Link yells far away. Luigi looks at him in a confused manner, and suddenly an unreal amount of Cuccos had erupted from out of nowhere. They viciously attacked Luigi for an entire 30 minutes until he passed out. The birds flew away, and Luigi was knocked out for hours.
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The Onett boy enters the village. He sneaks near a house and looks in the window and sees a short thing with…a giant puffy hat. "What the…" Ness thinks to himself. He shrugs the thought and continues to walk when a gigantic, black sphere was barking right at his face. Ness ducks down and prepares for his doom, when he realizes the barking beast can't get any closer. Lucky! Ness walks a large circle around the beast, taunting him and laughing. He notices a large castle. He heads towards it, hoping to get some answers to what is going on exactly.