DRABBLE!
Omg, what's wrong with me? XD I keep making freaking drabbles..
Al: But you love drabbles!
Orenji: Yea, I know. But I want to have Edward get beaten up and raped in my freaking Remembering You story! ;
Edward: I'm gonna get what?
Orenji: NOTHING.
Roy: Yea.. It's nothing for you to worry your pretty little head about!
Edward: My head's pretty?
Hughes: Mm hmm! At least, that what the military calls it!
Edward: ……What else have you been calling me?
Al: Onii-chan! It's so funny! They call you a short egotistical bastard, a small fry, a dumb blonde…
Roy & Hughes: AL SHUT UP!
Al: And another thing! They call you sexy!
Edward: -twitch- What..?
Hughes: IT WAS ROY'S FAULT! –cowers behind Orenji-
Orenji: I have no idea what's going on! Let's introduce the story, Hughes! –nuzzles-
Pairing: RoyEd.. 'Cause I'm obsessed with this pairing. ;
Rated: PG! xD I don't know why.. but it is!
Dedicated to: Shingo-sama! I love you, Shi-koi! 3 3 3 3 I'll make this fluffy for ya!
Hughes: Orenji Yoh-chan does not own Hagane no Renkinjutshushi. If she did, Roy and Edward would be having more 'private' meetings, I'd would still be alive, Al would be popular out of his mind, and Winry would be a minor!
Orenji: Sorry Winry lovers, but she can get annoying! Bleh.. And this a warning! Um.. Edward and Roy are um… getting married. Lmao. It's great, isn't it Shi-koi! –nuzzles Shi-koi!-
/Begin Story/
Hughes grinned over at the two, eyeing them both. Edward and Roy sat uncomfortably around Hughes, shifting positions in their seat and an occasional twitch from Edward.
"So, you've finally managed to get yourself a 'wife', Roy!" Hughes shouted happily, throwing his arms up in the air. "Bonzai!"
Edward kicked Hughes chair and looked around. "Shut up, Hughes! We don't want anyone to know, ok?" He whispered lowly, turning his attention back to the older, green-haired male. Maes Hughes smiled back at him and crossed his legs.
"Sorry, but I can't help myself! It's so adorable! I mean, who would've guessed that the Flame Alchemist and the FullMetal Alchemist would get.." Hughes looked around leaned closer to them, whispering, "…Married."
Hughes got back up and continued to beam over at the 19 year-old and the 33 year-old males. Roy grunted and gave him an uneasy glare.
"Shut up, Maes. I swear, your mouth runs like a motor." Edward glared over at Roy, seeing how hurt Hughes was when the dark-haired man said that, and sighed.
"Don't say that, Roy. He's just happy.. for us.. And besides, Hughes is like a kid at heart, he can't control himself." Edward scolded, crossing his arms over his chest, "So don't say mean things, or else I'll hurt you."
Roy smirked and looked over at the blonde.
"Like what, Edward? I can tell Hughes whatever I want. So just go and play, the grown-ups are talking." Edward glared hard at Roy, standing up.
"I'm a grown-up, too!" He shouted, pointing an accusing finger at Roy. Roy looked up at him and kept the same look on his face.
"Oh, but you don't act like one." Edward blinked while Roy continued, "And you certainly don't look like one. A grown-up is much taller than you." Edward stomped his foot on the ground and huffed.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT YOU HAVE TO GET A MICROSCOPE IN ORDER FOR YOU TO SEE WHO THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING TO?" Edward shouted, tackling Roy to the ground and wrestling with him. Hughes grinned at them and chuckled.
"See, you two even fight like a married couple! It's so cute!" Hughes yelled, squealing shortly after. Edward and Roy stopped and looked up at Hughes, both in a very awkward position that caused Hughes the double over, laughing.
Roy was hovering over Edward, one hand grasping a fist full of Edward blonde locks. Edward had his legs literally wrapped around Roy's waist and the two being awkwardly close to each other. Not to mention, that Edward was also tugging at Roy's collar, exposing some chest.
The males quickly unlatched themselves from each others body and ran to the opposite sides of the room, staring over at each other and gasping for air. Hughes stopped laughing and wiped a tear away from his eyes, staring over at Edward.
"Aw, love struck! It's ok, you'll get him next time!" Maes said, walking over to the blonde teen and slapping him on the back jokingly. Edward stared up at him, blinking.
"Sh-sh-shut up, Hughes!" Edward stuttered, slowly walking back to the couch. Hughes watched him and titled his head to the side, studying the way Edward walked. His lips spread to a smile as he watched Ed sit down. Right before Roy could get a chance, Hughes plopped down next to Edward and smiled wickedly, a faint blush coming across his cheeks.
"Edward.. You know, you look like your limping.." He mentioned, causing Edward to flush.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Edward asked, quickly turning to look at Hughes. Roy's face grew mortified.
"Hughes.." Roy started, but quickly stopped.
"Where I'm getting at is.." He grinned over at Roy, and then back to Edward, "You didn't.. Not before your honeymoon!" He shouted. Edward covered his face in his hands and said nothing more, turning his back to the Lieutenant Colonel. Maes looked over at Roy and shook his index finger at him, as a sign to show that he was ashamed.
"Naughty, naughty Roy-Roy! That's a sin!" Hughes said, placing his hands on his hips. Roy looked up at the ceiling, growling and blushing.
"Shut up, Hughes.. Stop preaching me." Roy said, turning his gaze back at him, "I'm a thirty-three year-old, damn it."
Edward quickly looked up at him, his golden eyes wide with shock.
"You're thirty-three!" Edward shouted, causing the two older man to look at him. Roy simply nodded his head.
"Yea.. You never knew?"
"No! I thought you were in your twenties!" Edward exclaimed. Roy ran a hand through his soft, black hair and smiled over at the blonde.
"Why, thank you!" Hughes busted out laughing again, doubling over but earned himself a kick in the ass. Hughes jumped up in surprised and rubbed his rear, chuckling nervously.
"Oow.. Roy! That wasn't very nice!" Hughes whined, giving Roy the puppy eyes for absolutely no reason at all. Roy rolled his eyes and looked over at the horrified Edward Elric.
"You don't know much about this whole thing, now do you?" Roy asked, watching Ed shake his head 'no'. Hughes sat down next to Edward a put an arm around the smaller boys shoulder, smiling.
"It's ok! Nothing makes sense at first, but it'll soon work out!" He said, pulling the boy close. He then looked up at Roy and blinked, his golden-green eyes scanning Roy's features before speaking.
"So anyways. When's the wedding?" Roy and Edward looked at Hughes and sighed.
"In two weeks." They said in unison, causing Hughes expression to turn white.
/End Chapter 1/
Yay! This is going to be like.. Chapter Drabbles story! XD I'm flippin' crazy as hell.
Edward: You're such a dork.
Orenji: I know! ;
Roy: But we still love her!
Hughes: -sniggers-
Roy and Orenji: Don't say it, Hughes.
Hughes: I know! I know!
Al: Am I going to be in the wedding, Onii-chan?
Edward: Of course you are!
Roy: You realize, you're going to be the uke and wear the dress, right?
Edward: No I'm not!
Orenji: Yes you are! Because it's my story!
Edward: Crud..
Orenji: SHI-KOI! You got a lot more stories coming after! So stay tuned to see what's happens in the next chapter of…
FMA: GETTING MARRIED!
Edward: What kind of gimp name is that?
Orenji: …. I don't know..
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